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But as many of you know Im an anal retentive clean freak. I was sending out resumes and after getting sidetracked with dust bunnies Im now polishing the toilet handles.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
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No, you're not gay, you're just a bit insane...............
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Peg :yh_rotfl
You live dangerously.....
I now pronounce you a thrill seeker
Patsy
You live dangerously.....
I now pronounce you a thrill seeker
Patsy
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Patsy Warnick;1164017 wrote: Peg :yh_rotfl
You live dangerously.....
I now pronounce you a thrill seeker
Patsy
Im pretty sure I know what youre saying here.
Just so you know I know.
You live dangerously.....
I now pronounce you a thrill seeker
Patsy
Im pretty sure I know what youre saying here.
Just so you know I know.
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Nomad;1164012 wrote: But as many of you know Im an anal retentive clean freak. I was sending out resumes and after getting sidetracked with dust bunnies Im now polishing the toilet handles.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
pull the stove and fridge out?
I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
pull the stove and fridge out?
I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Nomie in the throes of "Spring Cleaning" fever. :wah:
Not a Merry Maid, but a Merry Man.
Attached files
Not a Merry Maid, but a Merry Man.
Attached files
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride;1164040 wrote: Nomie in the throes of "Spring Cleaning" fever. :wah:
Not a Merry Maid, but a Merry Man.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Not a Merry Maid, but a Merry Man.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1164039 wrote: pull the stove and fridge out?
I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I pull the fridge out and clean the back of it & under it. Wouldn't touch the stove with a 10' ft pole. It's gas so nah. As for the washer/dryer, I only wash the tops & the fronts. They are in my back room and it's tight back there. I do go out and unclog the vent though.
I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I pull the fridge out and clean the back of it & under it. Wouldn't touch the stove with a 10' ft pole. It's gas so nah. As for the washer/dryer, I only wash the tops & the fronts. They are in my back room and it's tight back there. I do go out and unclog the vent though.
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Nomad;1164012 wrote: But as many of you know Im an anal retentive clean freak. I was sending out resumes and after getting sidetracked with dust bunnies Im now polishing the toilet handles.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Please Please Please come and clean my house! :yh_pray
Gads, you should hire yourself out as a cleaner - you'd make a fortune!
Thought - you'd make EVEN MORE MONEY if you advertised yourself as either a topless cleaner (shirt off, nice eye candy for the ladies!) or as a gay cleaner. When I worked in San Francisco the Americans I worked for had 2 gay cleaners who charged a fortune! Gays are stereotyped as being obsessively clean and tidy. While thats quite a generalisation, if it works in your favour, go for it! :-6
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Please Please Please come and clean my house! :yh_pray
Gads, you should hire yourself out as a cleaner - you'd make a fortune!
Thought - you'd make EVEN MORE MONEY if you advertised yourself as either a topless cleaner (shirt off, nice eye candy for the ladies!) or as a gay cleaner. When I worked in San Francisco the Americans I worked for had 2 gay cleaners who charged a fortune! Gays are stereotyped as being obsessively clean and tidy. While thats quite a generalisation, if it works in your favour, go for it! :-6
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Rapunzel;1164181 wrote: Please Please Please come and clean my house! :yh_pray
Gads, you should hire yourself out as a cleaner - you'd make a fortune!
Thought - you'd make EVEN MORE MONEY if you advertised yourself as either a topless cleaner (shirt off, nice eye candy for the ladies!) or as a gay cleaner. When I worked in San Francisco the Americans I worked for had 2 gay cleaners who charged a fortune! Gays are stereotyped as being obsessively clean and tidy. While thats quite a generalisation, if it works in your favour, go for it! :-6
I wouldn't care what his gender is....yeah, I have a closet in serious need of emptying. Oh, and he can clean out the fridge while he's here.:wah:
Gads, you should hire yourself out as a cleaner - you'd make a fortune!
Thought - you'd make EVEN MORE MONEY if you advertised yourself as either a topless cleaner (shirt off, nice eye candy for the ladies!) or as a gay cleaner. When I worked in San Francisco the Americans I worked for had 2 gay cleaners who charged a fortune! Gays are stereotyped as being obsessively clean and tidy. While thats quite a generalisation, if it works in your favour, go for it! :-6
I wouldn't care what his gender is....yeah, I have a closet in serious need of emptying. Oh, and he can clean out the fridge while he's here.:wah:
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Well Nomad, looks like we have several things in common. I have been called Mr. Tidy Bowl, Mr. Clean, and some other less kind adjectives. I just can't stand clutter, dust, finger prints on glass, unmade beds, dirty toilets, sticky counters, scattered newspapers and magazines, uncut grass, weeds, untidy garage, dirty window panes, dishes in the sink. With a mother and two older sisters that were fastidious, plus four years in the military, neatness has become ingrained in me. Actually, I'm really lazy and find it less time consuming to clean up along the way.
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Lon;1164258 wrote: Well Nomad, looks like we have several things in common. I have been called Mr. Tidy Bowl, Mr. Clean, and some other less kind adjectives. I just can't stand clutter, dust, finger prints on glass, unmade beds, dirty toilets, sticky counters, scattered newspapers and magazines, uncut grass, weeds, untidy garage, dirty window panes, dishes in the sink. With a mother and two older sisters that were fastidious, plus four years in the military, neatness has become ingrained in me. Actually, I'm really lazy and find it less time consuming to clean up along the way.
Thats me. Who wants to cook a meal then clean everything up afterwards !
If you keep up with its not so bad. The challenge is keeping up behind someone else.
You know what my wife did today ? No of course you dont. After Id cleaned the bath sink counter she put a wet soapy something down on the counter ?
Are you believing this ?
Its a full time gig.
Thats me. Who wants to cook a meal then clean everything up afterwards !
If you keep up with its not so bad. The challenge is keeping up behind someone else.
You know what my wife did today ? No of course you dont. After Id cleaned the bath sink counter she put a wet soapy something down on the counter ?
Are you believing this ?
Its a full time gig.
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Nomad;1164287 wrote: Thats me. Who wants to cook a meal then clean everything up afterwards !
If you keep up with its not so bad. The challenge is keeping up behind someone else.
You know what my wife did today ? No of course you dont. After Id cleaned the bath sink counter she put a wet soapy something down on the counter ?
Are you believing this ?
Its a full time gig.
Oh No!! The beast! I think I might be tempted to shove the wet soapy something down your throat :p:p:wah:
If you keep up with its not so bad. The challenge is keeping up behind someone else.
You know what my wife did today ? No of course you dont. After Id cleaned the bath sink counter she put a wet soapy something down on the counter ?
Are you believing this ?
Its a full time gig.
Oh No!! The beast! I think I might be tempted to shove the wet soapy something down your throat :p:p:wah:
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Betty Boop;1164505 wrote: Oh No!! The beast! I think I might be tempted to shove the wet soapy something down your throat :p:p:wah:
Betty ! :yh_ooooo
Betty ! :yh_ooooo
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Snowfire;1164507 wrote: Betty ! :yh_ooooo
Shouldn't that be 'oooooooh Betty!' :wah::wah:
Shouldn't that be 'oooooooh Betty!' :wah::wah:
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Nomad;1164012 wrote: But as many of you know Im an anal retentive clean freak. I was sending out resumes and after getting sidetracked with dust bunnies Im now polishing the toilet handles.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Nomad!! Buddy you need to get a job just as fast as you can.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Nomad!! Buddy you need to get a job just as fast as you can.
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Mustang;1164512 wrote: Nomad!! Buddy you need to get a job just as fast as you can.
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It's an illness you know.
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I don't like clutter but I hate cleaning (Nomad, will you marry me??)
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I don't like cleaning either. Nomie, I'm looking at L's bed...full of washed clothes, it's unmade, etc.:p
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qsducks;1167228 wrote: I don't like cleaning either. Nomie, I'm looking at L's bed...full of washed clothes, it's unmade, etc.:p
she should be making her own bed ffs, she's 19!
and cleaning her room.
she should be making her own bed ffs, she's 19!
and cleaning her room.
Life is just to short for drama.
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Nomad;1164012 wrote: But as many of you know Im an anal retentive clean freak. I was sending out resumes and after getting sidetracked with dust bunnies Im now polishing the toilet handles.
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Toilet handles......get disposable toilet handles
Open windows only to let smoke out briefly
Diffusers for calming down an arguement
Dryer thingy's in vacumm bag........ what''s a vacumm?
Pull stove and fridge out........ that's where the little pixie's live. Don't disturb them
Vacumm utensils underneath a washer/ dryer.......... what's a utensil?
Water softner? Furnace? The British know nothing of these alien sayings
Its a curse.
At any rate, spring is coming. We get to open our windows and let fresh breezes flow.
Id like to suggest Eucalyptus reed diffusers near a window. Its clean subtle natural and very refreshing.
Also try putting one of those dryer cloth thingies in the vacuum bag next time you install a fresh bag.
And...whens the last time you pulled the stove and fridge out to clean the floor underneath ?
Do you take your vacuum utensils to the underneath of the washer and dryer ?
What about behind the water softener and furnace ?
The list is extensive if your interested.
Toilet handles......get disposable toilet handles
Open windows only to let smoke out briefly
Diffusers for calming down an arguement
Dryer thingy's in vacumm bag........ what''s a vacumm?
Pull stove and fridge out........ that's where the little pixie's live. Don't disturb them
Vacumm utensils underneath a washer/ dryer.......... what's a utensil?
Water softner? Furnace? The British know nothing of these alien sayings
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Odie;1167402 wrote: she should be making her own bed ffs, she's 19!
and cleaning her room.
She cleans it on the weekends:wah:
and cleaning her room.
She cleans it on the weekends:wah: