Have you ever.......

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:21 pm

This has happened to me before but happened tonight again.

You coming out of Tesco Express.... some-one is walking on the other side of the road....... They give you a huge wave and shout 'Hi, How yer doing?'

You shout back 'Great, how are you?'.

You get a few yards down the street and think 'who the hell was that?'

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:24 pm

Oh yes. All the time.

Just the other day, as I walked along the road, a car slowed right down, sounded his horn and waved enthusiastically at me. I waved, enthusiastically, back

Not a scoobie doo :-2

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:30 pm

Some years ago, when walking to the bus stop at Hyde Park corner, I recognised my cousin (he used to work on the pleasure boats on th lake) coming toward me so I ran to him and grabbed him round the neck. "Heeyyyy, you ugly git, what are you doing round here"

The poor stranger was mortified at being manhandled by this big galloot, despite my profuse appollogies

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:45 pm

Snowfire;1168810 wrote: Some years ago, when walking to the bus stop at Hyde Park corner, I recognised my cousin (he used to work on the pleasure boats on th lake) coming toward me so I ran to him and grabbed him round the neck. "Heeyyyy, you ugly git, what are you doing round here"

The poor stranger was mortified at being manhandled by this big galloot, despite my profuse appollogies

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I grabbed what i thought was my sisters arsse in Sainsbury's one day..... after the stranger got over her shock, she said that she thought her luck had changed :yh_rotfl

Victoria · Post by **Victoria** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:55 pm

Happens to me all the time.

Worse are the idiots with bluetooth thingies in their ear

they come towards you and suddenly yell 'hi hows it going ,what are you up to? ect ect... and theres me thinking who the heck are you why are you yelling at me, then as the converstaion continues or they walk straight past I realise its another one of these idiots trying to make me show myself up by answering them.:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:00 am

Hubby and I were out in our yard and and a man gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I smiled and said, "May we help you?" As he got closer I realized this man was my older son. He came for a short visit form North Dakota to Georgia..............and I wasn't expecting him. :wah: Talk about embarassing.

I like your new avatar, oscar.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:10 am

along-for-the-ride;1169163 wrote:

I like your new avatar, oscar.

Thankyou..... Mr O snapped Puppy giving me a kiss last night :-4

A regular occurence for me is to be out shopping with Mr O, ask him what he thinks of an item i'm looking at only to realise he's wandered off long ago and i'm talking to some-one elses husband. :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:12 am

Shows your popularity, oscar! Like that song, "where everybody knows your name...." Just practice your wave like the beauties on the floats, and I bet you get more How Do You Do's next visit!:-6

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:16 am

chonsigirl;1169213 wrote: Shows your popularity, oscar! Like that song, "where everybody knows your name...." Just practice your wave like the beauties on the floats, and I bet you get more How Do You Do's next visit!:-6 Yes, fame is difficult at times

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:17 am

oscar;1169212 wrote: Thankyou..... Mr O snapped Puppy giving me a kiss last night :-4

A regular occurence for me is to be out shopping with Mr O, ask him what he thinks of an item i'm looking at only to realise he's wandered off long ago and i'm talking to some-one elses husband. :yh_rotfl

I was talking to my husband at the store yesterday only to realize he went in the opposite direction and it looked like I was talking to myself. :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:24 am

Peg;1169215 wrote: I was talking to my husband at the store yesterday only to realize he went in the opposite direction and it looked like I was talking to myself. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Why do they do that? They are so dis-interested in our stuff and then we are suppossed to become excited in an electrical or hardware store :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:26 am

I don't know why, but I have a thing for hardware stores. I love them! I'd rather go to a hardware store than a clothing store.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:33 am

Peg;1169218 wrote: I don't know why, but I have a thing for hardware stores. I love them! I'd rather go to a hardware store than a clothing store. They sell things that i do not understand in those stores :wah: For me it's clothes, clothes, clothes :wah: Oh and food :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:39 am

along-for-the-ride;1169163 wrote: Hubby and I were out in our yard and and a man gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I smiled and said, "May we help you?" As he got closer I realized this man was my older son. He came for a short visit form North Dakota to Georgia..............and I wasn't expecting him. :wah: Talk about embarassing.

awwwww that's a funny story and such a surprise for you!:guitarist

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:50 am

Peg;1169218 wrote: I don't know why, but I have a thing for hardware stores. I love them! I'd rather go to a hardware store than a clothing store.You sure would love what I sell;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:51 am

Peg;1169215 wrote: I was talking to my husband at the store yesterday only to realize he went in the opposite direction and it looked like I was talking to myself. :yh_rotflPeg I do that all the bloody time fgs:-5....they just look at me and must fink......ahh poor old dear:(

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:01 am

oscar;1168804 wrote: This has happened to me before but happened tonight again.

You coming out of Tesco Express.... some-one is walking on the other side of the road....... They give you a huge wave and shout 'Hi, How yer doing?'

You shout back 'Great, how are you?'.

You get a few yards down the street and think 'who the hell was that?'

Happens to me all the time where I live prob cause im quite well known here and I just go along with it normally but a few years ago this woman stopped me in Morrisons and really got into a conversation with me and I just smiled and laughed and thought who the bleedin ell is she ffs......then she said.....I bet you wernt pleased when your alarm went off the other day by mistake!!!!Well that was it:-5 I couldnt take anymore and said........who exactly are you:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl....the reply was................I live opposite you:wah:.Ever felt like a right div.....well I did then.I live in the country fgs and not many houses about....well none behind me at all so you would have thought I knew who lived opposite at least

.....I just smiled and said.....oh aint you lost alot of weight!!!!Knowing that any woman likes to hear that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:37 am

Carolly;1169243 wrote: .....oh aint you lost alot of weight!!!!Knowing that any woman likes to hear that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D I'm evil..... I say 'oh I'm sorry but you put so much weight ON that i didn't recognise you' :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:40 am

oscar;1169295 wrote: I'm evil..... I say 'oh I'm sorry but you put so much weight ON that i didn't recognise you' :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

.....Why am I not surprised you would say that:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:44 am

Carolly;1169296 wrote:

.....Why am I not surprised you would say that:wah: Or I will say 'You've aged alot, I didn't recognise you' :wah:

Top bitch award for Oscar :yh_rotfl