One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Part 2.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:13 am

Carolly;1173598 wrote: Your ones are bigger than mine:(

Cheshire baps are bigger than Essex baps :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:16 am

Chezzie;1173601 wrote: Cheshire baps are bigger than Essex baps :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflAhhhhh but we have other big fings:D

:p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:16 am

Carolly;1173604 wrote: Ahhhhh but we have other big fings:D

:p

Gobs???:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:16 am

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:17 am

Chezzie;1173601 wrote: Cheshire baps are bigger than Essex baps :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
mackem baps are the biggest:D

Carolly;1173604 wrote: Ahhhhh but we have other big fings:D

:p

yea gobs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:17 am

Ere....I saw a notice yesterday driving around in the heart of Eseex....a sign that said Frogs were crossing the Road:yh_rotfl I swear on my life thats the truth I couldnt believe it!!!:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:18 am

Chezzie;1173605 wrote: Gobs???:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
great minds:sneaky::yh_rotfl

abbey;1173606 wrote:
you're welcome:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:19 am

Chezzie;1173605 wrote: Gobs???:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflOi I heard that:-5:-5May be the truth but you dont have to tell everyone:mad::p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:20 am

abbey;1173606 wrote: Ahhh Miss Abbey...yep welcome to the most sane Thread here:D:guitarist

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:22 am

Carolly;1173608 wrote: Ere....I saw a notice yesterday driving around in the heart of Eseex....a sign that said Frogs were crossing the Road:yh_rotfl I swear on my life thats the truth I couldnt believe it!!!:yh_rotfl

Ere do you reckon if I ask the Council they will do one about me....since all me hassle I have trouble crossing the Road also....fink I will email and ask them:driving:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:24 am

Carolly;1173612 wrote:

Ere do you reckon if I ask the Council they will do one about me....since all me hassle I have trouble crossing the Road also....fink I will email and ask them:driving:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflcaution Carolly crossing:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:25 am

kazalala;1173613 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflcaution Carolly crossing:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflWell if they have done one for flipping Frogs why cant they do one for me:-5:-5:(

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:26 am

Carolly;1173617 wrote: Well if they have done one for flipping Frogs why cant they do one for me:-5:-5:(

just put ye frog suit on when you want to cross the road fgs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:29 am

here's carol shopping in Essex:sneaky:

YouTube - Angry Old Lady Crossing The Road! Extreme Funny!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:29 am

kazalala;1173618 wrote: just put ye frog suit on when you want to cross the road fgs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflYe good idea!!!!:guitaristEre do Frogs pay Council Tax:-3

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:30 am

Carolly;1173620 wrote: Ye good idea!!!!:guitaristEre do Frogs pay Council Tax:-3

You must be croaking?:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:31 am

Chezzie;1173619 wrote: here's carol shopping in Essex:sneaky:

YouTube - Angry Old Lady Crossing The Road! Extreme Funny!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...Good job I had me best hat on aint it:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:31 am

Chezzie;1173619 wrote: here's carol shopping in Essex:sneaky:

YouTube - Angry Old Lady Crossing The Road! Extreme Funny!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfloh dear i have wet myself:yh_rotflsopmeone pass the tenas:o

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:33 am

Chezzie;1173622 wrote: You must be croaking?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...so thats a No then:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...so how comes I do and paying for a bleedin sign about Frogs when it should be about me and my dodgy leg:sneaky:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:33 am

Carolly;1173582 wrote: Im dancing.....good aint I:D

Dancing??? Did you say dancing?? I'm with ya, Carolly.

The Final Scene from Dirty Dancing Video by *~*Christabelle*~* - MySpace Video

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:34 am

kazalala;1173624 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfloh dear i have wet myself:yh_rotflsopmeone pass the tenas:oWhat you want a tenner for

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:35 am

Carolly;1173513 wrote: I was just thinking how at times I feel im watching a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest here :yh_rotfl sooooo this thread is only for people that are not sane.We can talk about anything but beware once you enter you are admitting your loopy also and any minute you could get a phone call from Jack Nicholson asking you to join him in the remake and just be yourself.Now...no rows....no debates....just silly talk

:guitarist

council tax,, road signs,,, we are sitting precariously on the edge of a debate here:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:35 am

along-for-the-ride;1173627 wrote: Dancing??? Did you say dancing?? I'm with ya, Carolly.

The Final Scene from Dirty Dancing Video by *~*Christabelle*~* - MySpace VideoI will be Fred and you can be Ginger....and no groping me ok:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:37 am

kazalala;1173630 wrote: council tax,, road signs,,, we are sitting precariously on the edge of a debate here:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotflGood finking Batman.....ok......do you like Corn Flakes:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:37 am

along-for-the-ride;1173627 wrote: Dancing??? Did you say dancing?? I'm with ya, Carolly.

The Final Scene from Dirty Dancing Video by *~*Christabelle*~* - MySpace Video

ahhhh seen a pic of Patrick in the paper today ,,,, poor man he looks terrible:(:-1

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:37 am

Carolly;1173632 wrote: Good finking Batman.....ok......do you like Corn Flakes:D

no .,, i like porridge ,,, and Muesli:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:42 am

kazalala;1173635 wrote: no .,, i like porridge ,,, and Muesli:D
I like Jellied Eels:-4:-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:43 am

Carolly;1173631 wrote: I will be Fred and you can be Ginger....and no groping me ok:D

Nobody puts Baby in a corner:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:43 am

Carolly;1173637 wrote: I like Jellied Eels:-4:-4

omg jellied eels are bad enough but for brekkie?????? you are just sick

:p:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:48 am

kazalala;1173639 wrote: omg jellied eels are bad enough but for brekkie?????? you are just sick

:p:yh_rotflOh fgs woman dont be daft.....as if I would have them for Breakfast:rolleyes: no I have pie/mash:D

Right I am to watch Britains Got Talent ....little do they know its me they need:D....see yous later Happy Nutters:D;):driving:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:49 am

Chezzie;1173638 wrote: Nobody puts Baby in a corner:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflNow behave.....do you hear me:sneaky::rolleyes::driving:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:49 am

Carolly;1173641 wrote: Oh fgs woman dont be daft.....as if I would have them for Breakfast:rolleyes: no I have pie/mash:D

Right I am to watch Britains Got Talent ....little do they know its me they need:D....see yous later Happy Nutters:D;):driving:

bye head nutter:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:51 am

carolly;1173641 wrote: oh fgs woman dont be daft.....as if i would have them for breakfast:rolleyes: No i have pie/mash:d

right i am to watch britains got talent ....little do they know its me they need:d....see yous later happy nutters:d;):driving:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:46 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:29 pm

A man called home to his wife and said,

'Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'

'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he cam home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer girls...

The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...'

Why do they try to lie to us ah:wah::wah:;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:47 pm

I was just putting some toilet water behind me ears and the bleedin lid fell on me:(:rolleyes:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:10 pm

Carolly;1173707 wrote: I was just putting some toilet water behind me ears and the bleedin lid fell on me:(:rolleyes:

hah hah funniest thing you ever said :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

wish it were true:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:20 pm

Chezzie;1173715 wrote: hah hah funniest thing you ever said :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

wish it were true:DIt is true I have a bump on me poxy head

-1 aint funny!!!!!:-5:-5

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:21 pm

Carolly;1173728 wrote: It is true I have a bump on me poxy head

-1 aint funny!!!!!:-5:-5

at least it will match your poxy leg:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:27 pm

Carolly;1173707 wrote: I was just putting some toilet water behind me ears and the bleedin lid fell on me:(:rolleyes:

Read my signature. :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:27 pm

Chezzie;1173729 wrote: at least it will match your poxy leg:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflMy gammy leg is burning up here.....its like being at the seaside on a boiling hot day......ere I better go an get some tanning lotion:-2:driving:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:31 pm

Carolly;1173734 wrote: My gammy leg is burning up here.....its like being at the seaside on a boiling hot day......ere I better go an get some tanning lotion:-2:driving:

Awww it needs a hoxton rub:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:41 pm

Chezzie;1173737 wrote: Awww it needs a hoxton rub:-4Do me a favour.....its more than me Leg that will get hot:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:D;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:43 pm

Carolly;1173744 wrote: Do me a favour.....its more than me Leg that will get hot:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:D;)

ohhhhhhh matron:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:43 pm

Carolly;1173538 wrote: Well take it to a Booty tomorrow.....there having one at Lands End:D

Oh thanks, send her this way why don't you :wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:43 pm

Funny joke Carollly:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:47 pm

Betty Boop;1173747 wrote: Oh thanks, send her this way why don't you :wah::wah::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflmy pleasure Betty:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:48 pm

Chezzie;1173746 wrote: ohhhhhhh matron:wah:Now behave we aint into nurses uniforms here Mrs:sneaky::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:59 pm

qsducks;1173748 wrote: Funny joke Carollly:yh_rotflHi there Ducky....fancy seeing you here:wah:;):D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:15 pm

Carolly;1173765 wrote: Hi there Ducky....fancy seeing you here:wah:;):D

Surprised?:yh_rotfl