Fatties Cause Global Warming
Fatties Cause Global Warming
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Lon;1178277 wrote: :wah: Fatties cause global warming | The Sun |News :wah: They do when they phart :yh_rotfl
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Fatties Cause Global Warming
Lon;1178277 wrote: :wah: Fatties cause global warming | The Sun |News :wah:
I thought it was cows.
Who is contributing most to global warming? Dumb cattle and not emissions from factories and power plants, says the United Nations.
‘Cattle cause most global warming’ - The Financial Express
Now fatties can fight fat flab by popping a prescription pill that promises porkers can poop without prescription so thunder thighs become thoroughly thin and thankful.
A weight loss pill that has been available on prescription for ten years and can help very overweight and obese people lose more weight than dieting alone is now available over the counter in the UK.
GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) announced earlier today that alli (orlistat 60 mg) is now on sale in pharmacies and chemists in the UK. The pill can help adults with a BMI of 28 kg/m2 or more lose 50 per cent more body weight than they would just by dieting. It will also be available in the rest of Europe during April and May.
A GSK statement describes alli (orlistat 60 mg) as the "first and only clinically proven, non-prescription, EU-licensed weight loss treatment in Europe". The safety and efficacy of orlistat has been proven in over 100 clinical studies, said the statement.
Weight Loss Pill Available Over The Counter In The UK
I thought it was cows.
Who is contributing most to global warming? Dumb cattle and not emissions from factories and power plants, says the United Nations.
‘Cattle cause most global warming’ - The Financial Express
Now fatties can fight fat flab by popping a prescription pill that promises porkers can poop without prescription so thunder thighs become thoroughly thin and thankful.
A weight loss pill that has been available on prescription for ten years and can help very overweight and obese people lose more weight than dieting alone is now available over the counter in the UK.
GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) announced earlier today that alli (orlistat 60 mg) is now on sale in pharmacies and chemists in the UK. The pill can help adults with a BMI of 28 kg/m2 or more lose 50 per cent more body weight than they would just by dieting. It will also be available in the rest of Europe during April and May.
A GSK statement describes alli (orlistat 60 mg) as the "first and only clinically proven, non-prescription, EU-licensed weight loss treatment in Europe". The safety and efficacy of orlistat has been proven in over 100 clinical studies, said the statement.
Weight Loss Pill Available Over The Counter In The UK
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Rapunzel;1178299 wrote: I thought it was cows.
Who is contributing most to global warming? Dumb cattle and not emissions from factories and power plants, says the United Nations.
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I beg to differ here. It's actually termites that cause most methane.
Could termites be the world's terminators?: A humble forest insect may be emitting dangerous amounts of methane. Stella Wiseman reports - Science, News - The Independent
Who is contributing most to global warming? Dumb cattle and not emissions from factories and power plants, says the United Nations.
Weight Loss Pill Available Over The Counter In The UK
I beg to differ here. It's actually termites that cause most methane.
Could termites be the world's terminators?: A humble forest insect may be emitting dangerous amounts of methane. Stella Wiseman reports - Science, News - The Independent
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Fatties Cause Global Warming
Rapunzel;1178299 wrote: I thought it was cows.
Who is contributing most to global warming? Dumb cattle and not emissions from factories and power plants, says the United Nations.
‘Cattle cause most global warming’ - The Financial Express
Now fatties can fight fat flab by popping a prescription pill that promises porkers can poop without prescription so thunder thighs become thoroughly thin and thankful.
A weight loss pill that has been available on prescription for ten years and can help very overweight and obese people lose more weight than dieting alone is now available over the counter in the UK.
GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) announced earlier today that alli (orlistat 60 mg) is now on sale in pharmacies and chemists in the UK. The pill can help adults with a BMI of 28 kg/m2 or more lose 50 per cent more body weight than they would just by dieting. It will also be available in the rest of Europe during April and May.
A GSK statement describes alli (orlistat 60 mg) as the "first and only clinically proven, non-prescription, EU-licensed weight loss treatment in Europe". The safety and efficacy of orlistat has been proven in over 100 clinical studies, said the statement.
Weight Loss Pill Available Over The Counter In The UKThe downside to that pill is if you eat Fat it will come out of you in liquid form ......if you know what I mean:o
Who is contributing most to global warming? Dumb cattle and not emissions from factories and power plants, says the United Nations.
‘Cattle cause most global warming’ - The Financial Express
Now fatties can fight fat flab by popping a prescription pill that promises porkers can poop without prescription so thunder thighs become thoroughly thin and thankful.
A weight loss pill that has been available on prescription for ten years and can help very overweight and obese people lose more weight than dieting alone is now available over the counter in the UK.
GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) announced earlier today that alli (orlistat 60 mg) is now on sale in pharmacies and chemists in the UK. The pill can help adults with a BMI of 28 kg/m2 or more lose 50 per cent more body weight than they would just by dieting. It will also be available in the rest of Europe during April and May.
A GSK statement describes alli (orlistat 60 mg) as the "first and only clinically proven, non-prescription, EU-licensed weight loss treatment in Europe". The safety and efficacy of orlistat has been proven in over 100 clinical studies, said the statement.
Weight Loss Pill Available Over The Counter In The UKThe downside to that pill is if you eat Fat it will come out of you in liquid form ......if you know what I mean:o
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Hey that's only part of the story. They cause airplanes and cars to use more fuel too, the weight you know.
They use more material to make their clothes and thus consume more raw material and energy in doing so, not to mention the increased burden on those poor little children making those clothes.
They are frequently hotter than the rest of us and thus cause more use of air conditioning and the electricity to power it.
Yikes, have we discovered that the entire planet is at risk from supersized fries? :yh_rotfl
They use more material to make their clothes and thus consume more raw material and energy in doing so, not to mention the increased burden on those poor little children making those clothes.
They are frequently hotter than the rest of us and thus cause more use of air conditioning and the electricity to power it.
Yikes, have we discovered that the entire planet is at risk from supersized fries? :yh_rotfl
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what, the weather thing wasn't working out so they need something else to blame?? :rolleyes: :wah:
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QUINNSCOMMENTARY;1178339 wrote: They are frequently hotter than the rest of us and thus cause more use of air conditioning and the electricity to power it.
Ah, but in winter they don't need the heating on as they have their own inbuilt supply thereby saving on heating bills! :p :wah:
Ah, but in winter they don't need the heating on as they have their own inbuilt supply thereby saving on heating bills! :p :wah:
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Carolly;1178331 wrote: The downside to that pill is if you eat Fat it will come out of you in liquid form ......if you know what I mean:o
Ew... Squit city, huh? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl (to coin a phrase from the other half)
His other comment is that they'd have a butt like a Japanese flag! :p :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Seriously though, I suppose it would be a good reason for a person to stick to sensible healthy eating.
Ew... Squit city, huh? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl (to coin a phrase from the other half)
His other comment is that they'd have a butt like a Japanese flag! :p :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Seriously though, I suppose it would be a good reason for a person to stick to sensible healthy eating.
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Rapunzel;1179255 wrote: Ew... Squit city, huh? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl (to coin a phrase from the other half)
His other comment is that they'd have a butt like a Japanese flag! :p :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Seriously though, I suppose it would be a good reason for a person to stick to sensible healthy eating. Have you seen The Daily Mail today? Air ports are going to charge excess on fatties or make them pay for an extra seat.
His other comment is that they'd have a butt like a Japanese flag! :p :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Seriously though, I suppose it would be a good reason for a person to stick to sensible healthy eating. Have you seen The Daily Mail today? Air ports are going to charge excess on fatties or make them pay for an extra seat.
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oscar;1179270 wrote: Have you seen The Daily Mail today? Air ports are going to charge excess on fatties or make them pay for an extra seat.
What a good idea..... because then they could have one butt cheek on each seat and the arm rest in the middle would give them a cheap thrill every time the plane encountered turbulence! :yh_rotfl
There again, maybe the turbulence (together with the armrest) would cause flatulence and the methane produced would help the plane fly higher in the stratospere and so reach its destination that much faster saving on both fuel and aeroplane emissions (although not bodily emissions)!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
What a good idea..... because then they could have one butt cheek on each seat and the arm rest in the middle would give them a cheap thrill every time the plane encountered turbulence! :yh_rotfl
There again, maybe the turbulence (together with the armrest) would cause flatulence and the methane produced would help the plane fly higher in the stratospere and so reach its destination that much faster saving on both fuel and aeroplane emissions (although not bodily emissions)!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Rapunzel;1179278 wrote: What a good idea..... because then they could have one butt cheek on each seat and the arm rest in the middle would give them a cheap thrill every time the plane encountered turbulence! :yh_rotfl
There again, maybe the turbulence (together with the armrest) would cause flatulence and the methane produced would help the plane fly higher in the stratospere and so reach its destination that much faster saving on both fuel and aeroplane emissions (although not bodily emissions)!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Turbulence is caused when all the fatties sit on one side of the plane. That's why they lean to the left and nose-dive :yh_rotfl
There again, maybe the turbulence (together with the armrest) would cause flatulence and the methane produced would help the plane fly higher in the stratospere and so reach its destination that much faster saving on both fuel and aeroplane emissions (although not bodily emissions)!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Turbulence is caused when all the fatties sit on one side of the plane. That's why they lean to the left and nose-dive :yh_rotfl
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oscar;1179281 wrote: :yh_rotfl Turbulence is caused when all the fatties sit on one side of the plane. That's why they lean to the left and nose-dive :yh_rotfl
So its lean to the left and fatties to the right? :wah:
They should have an equal balance of fatties placed midway by the wings and maybe a couple in the tail at takeoff moving towards the nose for landing.
There again, what about those windbags who talk non-stop shyte? They must produce a lot of hot air too. :wah: They'd have to balance out the proportions of methane and hot air as well as the fatties to lean ratios. No wonder you have to turn off your mobile on board planes. The ring tones probably disturb the captain as he's working out the balances. :wah: (or keep him awake while he's mulling it over!) :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
So its lean to the left and fatties to the right? :wah:
They should have an equal balance of fatties placed midway by the wings and maybe a couple in the tail at takeoff moving towards the nose for landing.
There again, what about those windbags who talk non-stop shyte? They must produce a lot of hot air too. :wah: They'd have to balance out the proportions of methane and hot air as well as the fatties to lean ratios. No wonder you have to turn off your mobile on board planes. The ring tones probably disturb the captain as he's working out the balances. :wah: (or keep him awake while he's mulling it over!) :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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This discussion is making me uncomfortable. I mean, really, if those skinny lefties with supercharged metabolisms didn't bring so many snacks to work I could lose a few pounds.:wah:
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