you know its time for a diet when...
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i know its time i went on a diet because i just had to throw a boomerang with my belt tied to it to get my belt round my waist :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:
ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread
when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:
ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread
you know its time for a diet when...
"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever"
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When i can rest my ashtray on my stomach :wah:
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
you know its time for a diet when...
When I can't fit into my summer shorts...but luckily I can this year. I have the most gawdiest shorts...my daughters call them tacky....hey what do you expect from a mom in her 40's?:rolleyes:
you know its time for a diet when...
qsducks;1178373 wrote: When I can't fit into my summer shorts...but luckily I can this year. I have the most gawdiest shorts...my daughters call them tacky....hey what do you expect from a mom in her 40's?:rolleyes:
are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD
Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.
are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD
Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
you know its time for a diet when...
minks;1178396 wrote: are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD
Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.
Oh yes, I've got plaid and ones with flowers on them:yh_rotfl....totally tacky but comfy and isn't that the point?:yh_rotfl Thrift store give aways..is where I go. I once had a pair that were striped but the zipper broke:yh_rotfl
Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.
Oh yes, I've got plaid and ones with flowers on them:yh_rotfl....totally tacky but comfy and isn't that the point?:yh_rotfl Thrift store give aways..is where I go. I once had a pair that were striped but the zipper broke:yh_rotfl
you know its time for a diet when...
Diet time is when you are sporting a mean muffin top......
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
you know its time for a diet when...
minks;1178404 wrote: Diet time is when you are sporting a mean muffin top......
like pink hair?
like pink hair?
you know its time for a diet when...
muffin top
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..................all your clothes have shrunk.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
you know its time for a diet when...
When someone asks if you're pregnant and you aren't.
you know its time for a diet when...
I'm the same weight now as I was at eighteen so I guess the answer is - always
you know its time for a diet when...
When your running out of belt to put new holes in
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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Snowfire;1178503 wrote: When your running out of belt to put new holes in
When someone says 'you have a crumb on one of your chins'.
When someone says 'you have a crumb on one of your chins'.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
you know its time for a diet when...
farmer giles;1178123 wrote: i know its time i went on a diet because i just had to throw a boomerang with my belt tied to it to get my belt round my waist :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:
ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread
:yh_rotfl
when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:
ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread
:yh_rotfl
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When someone asks"So when ya due"?:-5:-5