dont bother ringing the NHS helpline about swine flu

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:45 am

i just tried it all i got was crackling :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:50 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

PMSL

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:56 am

Ok you got me. Thats pretty good :wah:

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:05 am

This is what you need

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Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:19 am

A blonde woman ran out of petrol (gas) and phoned her husband to say 'I'm scared to go to the petrol station in case I catch swine flu'

Her husband said 'You daft bint, it's Mexico not Texaco!'

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:37 pm

:wah:

Good.............another Swine Flu Party. Sure, we can wash our hands for

the required 15 seconds, sneeze into our elbow, not visit Mexico..........you know stuff like that. But why not maintain a sense of humor? Atleast at this point.

"The only thing to fear is fear itself."

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:21 pm

along-for-the-ride;1182549 wrote: :wah:

Good.............another Swine Flu Party. Sure, we can wash our hands for

the required 15 seconds, sneeze into our elbow, not visit Mexico..........you know stuff like that. But why not maintain a sense of humor? Atleast at this point.

"The only thing to fear is fear itself."

yup you got to keep that sence of humour in times like these :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i mean what is the worst that can happen ???........

ATISHOOO ........ oh bollocks :-5:-5