Ask Nomad advice column

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:48 am

Dear Nomad,

Is it too late for me to train as an astronaut?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:53 am

Now I have to find another forum.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:55 am

Nomad;1182760 wrote: Oh Jesus. Now I have to find another forum. That was my plan :yh_rotfl

Come on folks, form an orderly queue and ask Nomad those questions that have been niggling you.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:06 am

Dear Nomad

Please help me with my dilemma

Beach Glow,,,, or Pink Passion?

Yours,

Naked Nails of neverland:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:22 am

kazalala;1182768 wrote: Dear Nomad

Please help me with my dilemma

Beach Glow,,,, or Pink Passion?

Yours,

Naked Nails of neverland:D

Oh for the love of God.......

Someone just shoot me.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:39 am

Nomad;1182774 wrote: Oh for the love of God.......

Someone just shoot me.

oh fgs! stop being a drama queen, its not that hard,,, beach glow or pink passion, just pick one man!:p:D:D

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:11 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nah!! to easy answer the questions.

[QUOTE]Oh for the love of God.......

Someone just shoot me.[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:28 am

kazalala;1182778 wrote: oh fgs! stop being a drama queen, its not that hard,,, beach glow or pink passion, just pick one man!:p:D:D

I dont know.

Beach Glow.

Im going to ride my motorcycle.

If this is still here when I get back Ill shoot myself.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:30 am

Nomad;1182785 wrote: I dont know.

Beach Glow.

Im going to ride my motorcycle.

If this is still here when I get back Ill shoot myself.

oh.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:31 pm

kazalala;1182786 wrote: oh.

Nomad...... My question is this.....

The labour Party is in dis-array with Gordon Brown losing support amongst his cabinet. Now Cameron has said he will emulate Thatcher if he gets power. This will mean a decade of cuts resulting in further job losses and failed small business's.The Liberal Democrats are no real threat to the country although i would be inclined to give more support to them if Vince Cable challenged Nick Who Clegg for Party Leadership. UkIP are all completely bonkers and the BNP is on the verge of gaining their first Euro seat.

Now, how to you see election results? Will Gordon Brown remain unchallenged in his leadership and win the election by a margin or will there be a huge swing to the Tories? If Cameron does indeed succeed what colour curtains will his wife hang in No10 Downing Street?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:40 pm

How do I get rid of the hiccups?

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:47 pm

kazalala;1182768 wrote: Dear Nomad

Please help me with my dilemma

Beach Glow,,,, or Pink Passion?

Yours,

Naked Nails of neverland:D

Oh Kaz .... That's priceless! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:48 pm

qsducks;1182876 wrote: How do I get rid of the hiccups?

Strip youself naked, stand on your head in your front garden for 8 hours and recite the Labour party manifesto backwards three times.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:44 pm

oscar;1182884 wrote: Strip youself naked, stand on your head in your front garden for 8 hours and recite the Labour party manifesto backwards three times.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...yeah, I figure I'll be out there for more than 8 hrs. since I don't know the manifesto:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:58 pm

Nomad;1182760 wrote: Now I have to find another forum.

is there one?

no one told me that.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:05 pm

oscar;1182884 wrote: Strip youself naked, stand on your head in your front garden for 8 hours and recite the Labour party manifesto backwards three times.

I have it....Nomad is the Master:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun May 03, 2009 1:17 am

oscar;1182866 wrote: Nomad...... My question is this.....

The labour Party is in dis-array with Gordon Brown losing support amongst his cabinet. Now Cameron has said he will emulate Thatcher if he gets power. This will mean a decade of cuts resulting in further job losses and failed small business's.The Liberal Democrats are no real threat to the country although i would be inclined to give more support to them if Vince Cable challenged Nick Who Clegg for Party Leadership. UkIP are all completely bonkers and the BNP is on the verge of gaining their first Euro seat.

Now, how to you see election results? Will Gordon Brown remain unchallenged in his leadership and win the election by a margin or will there be a huge swing to the Tories? If Cameron does indeed succeed what colour curtains will his wife hang in No10 Downing Street?

Omg you had to go and spoil it didnt you:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::p

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:25 am

oscar;1182866 wrote: If Cameron does indeed succeed what colour curtains will his wife hang in No10 Downing Street?

That's an easy one. They'll be buttkiss brown. :p:p:p:D

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:29 am

Rapunzel;1182995 wrote: That's an easy one. They'll be buttkiss brown. :p:p:p:D

very good rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

two people of no race in particular but where called paddy and murphy

anyway paddy said to murphy i'm trying to do this crossword ,it says old macdonald had one four letters

murphy quick as a flash says farm

genius says paddy but how the hell do you spell that ?

easy said murphy EI EI O

:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun May 03, 2009 7:04 am

farmer giles;1182996 wrote: very good rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

two people of no race in particular but where called paddy and murphy

anyway paddy said to murphy i'm trying to do this crossword ,it says old macdonald had one four letters

murphy quick as a flash says farm

genius says paddy but how the hell do you spell that ?

easy said murphy EI EI O

:D Stop trying to de-rail a serious thread. This is a serious thread where we have the opportunity to ask Nomad the Master far reaching questions. I am a little concerned as he does not seem to have appeared since he went out on his motor bike.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun May 03, 2009 7:16 am

Ride Nomad. Ride like the wind.

But dont go further than half a gas tank will take you cos the other half is to get back. If you dont you'll be wishing you did or that your gas tank was bigger so it held enough gas to get you back. If you read this you must have stopped at half a tank before turning round, which is good. Well done

Swimming maggie · Post by **Swimming maggie** » Sun May 03, 2009 10:55 am

qsducks;1182912 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...yeah, I figure I'll be out there for more than 8 hrs. since I don't know the manifesto:yh_rotfl

have they actually got one?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun May 03, 2009 11:03 am

Swimming maggie;1183089 wrote: have they actually got one? I believe so, in a far corner of an unused office in a rusty filing cabinet labelled 'Lies'. :wah:

Swimming maggie · Post by **Swimming maggie** » Sun May 03, 2009 11:06 am

oscar;1183097 wrote: I believe so, in a far corner of an unused office in a rusty filing cabinet labelled 'Lies'. :wah:

right, I will remember that, thanks for letting me know.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:04 pm

People !

I implore you consider my "condition"

Im fragile. My mind is feeble at best on a good day.

Im as scattered as a leaf blowing in the wind.

Here, there, here again.

I cant do it. Its too much pressure. Too much responsibility. Too much thinking involved.

My brain needs freedom, free of restraints and commitment.

I must roam or I will wither and die.

If Im tethered to this question and answer task Ill not have the ability to jump from thread to thread insulting everyone. Thats my real purpose. Allow me to fulfill my destiny.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:38 am

Nomad;1183219 wrote: People !

I implore you consider my "condition"

Im fragile. My mind is feeble at best on a good day.

Im as scattered as a leaf blowing in the wind.

Here, there, here again.

I cant do it. Its too much pressure. Too much responsibility. Too much thinking involved.

My brain needs freedom, free of restraints and commitment.

I must roam or I will wither and die.

If Im tethered to this question and answer task Ill not have the ability to jump from thread to thread insulting everyone. Thats my real purpose. Allow me to fulfill my destiny. The Party has refused your request.

Now be a man and answer the questions.

Is it too late for me to train as an astronaut?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:19 am

Nomi, what do you think of nonworking toilets?

Post by **Peter Lake** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:57 pm

qsducks;1183510 wrote: Nomi, what do you think of nonworking toilets? I think Oscar has got to Nomad

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:33 pm

I feel your pain I won't ask you anymore questions your freedom to be NOMIE is important to me so I will back your plan stan.

[QUOTE]People !

I implore you consider my "condition"

Im fragile. My mind is feeble at best on a good day.

Im as scattered as a leaf blowing in the wind.

Here, there, here again.

I cant do it. Its too much pressure. Too much responsibility. Too much thinking involved.

My brain needs freedom, free of restraints and commitment.

I must roam or I will wither and die.

If Im tethered to this question and answer task Ill not have the ability to jump from thread to thread insulting everyone. Thats my real purpose. Allow me to fulfill my destiny.[/QUOTE]

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:05 pm

Nomad;1183219 wrote: People !

I implore you consider my "condition"

Im fragile. My mind is feeble at best on a good day.

Im as scattered as a leaf blowing in the wind.

Here, there, here again.

I cant do it. Its too much pressure. Too much responsibility. Too much thinking involved.

My brain needs freedom, free of restraints and commitment.

I must roam or I will wither and die.

If Im tethered to this question and answer task Ill not have the ability to jump from thread to thread insulting everyone. Thats my real purpose. Allow me to fulfill my destiny.

me thinks its time for anti-depressants!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl