EXTREME FORUM CRUELTY...Royal pain bores members to death

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:23 am

Reports are coming in of the infamous right royal pain, Oscar, boring fellow posters to death. A close source said "Oh she bores us near to tears, I'd sooner listen to Prince Charles. I'd sooner listen to the frogs. At least the frogs go out like a light, no suffering. She drones on till we beg for mercy. Fought for this country through the last war, I dont deserve this......Have you got a tissue ? "

The FG police have been put on alert and the Crown Prosecution Office has told its staff no to plan anything for the weekend.

"She's goin' darn " Said Chief Inspector Snowfire

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:35 am

Snowfire;1184463 wrote: Reports are coming in of the infamous right royal pain, Oscar, boring fellow posters to death. A close source said "Oh she bores us near to tears, I'd sooner listen to Prince Charles. I'd sooner listen to the frogs. At least the frogs go out like a light, no suffering. She drones on till we beg for mercy. Fought for this country through the last war, I dont deserve this......Have you got a tissue ? "

The FG police have been put on alert and the Crown Prosecution Office has told its staff no to plan anything for the weekend.

"She's goin' darn " Said Chief Inspector Snowfire Fair enough snowflake..... I guess i must be so disliked on this forum that this will be the last post i will make. After this....you will not see me again. It's been nice knowing you all especially my friends. Thankyou for all the time you have given me but i will not post again.

Goodnight all.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:43 am

Snowfire;1184463 wrote: "She's goin' darn " Said Chief Inspector Snowfire

Now look what you've done, provoked a great gammon!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:46 pm

oscar;1184467 wrote: Fair enough snowflake..... I guess i must be so disliked on this forum that this will be the last post i will make. After this....you will not see me again. It's been nice knowing you all especially my friends. Thankyou for all the time you have given me but i will not post again.

Goodnight all.You're watching the footy aintcha eh? :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:51 pm

Wow.

I log in for a little afternoon insulting and Ive been Mac Daddied.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:15 pm

Looks like Snowfire was attempting a parody of oscars thread;

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/pets- ... death.html

Clever, perhaps.............but a bit harsh.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:26 pm

Oscar, I appologise if you mistook my parody as an attack. It most certainly wasnt.

It was meant in fun. If my humour has offended you then I appologise

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:28 pm

along-for-the-ride;1184514 wrote: Looks like Snowfire was attempting a parody of oscars thread;

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/pets- ... death.html

Clever, perhaps.............but a bit unfair.

The point is snowflake is moving in on my territory. There can only be one grand poobah insulter.

Hes going to have to find another department to work in.

Im revolting.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:32 pm

Nomad;1184520 wrote: The point is snowflake is moving in on my territory. There can only be one grand poobah insulter.

Hes going to have to find another department to work in.

Im revolting.

I've obviously got some work to do. I'm up for some lessons.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:38 pm

Snowfire;1184521 wrote: I've obviously got some work to do. I'm up for some lessons.

I thought you people in the UK could take the pizz at will and never offend each other. At least thats what I was lead to believe..

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:40 pm

Snowfire;1184521 wrote: I've obviously got some work to do. I'm up for some lessons.

No. Thats the problem. It was good work and Im feeling threatened.

You have to understand insulting you guys is all I have.

Cant you let me have my little piece of happiness ?

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:41 pm

YZGI;1184525 wrote: I thought you people in the UK could take the pizz at will and never offend each other. At least thats what I was lead to believe..

To be honest I thought me and Oscar had enough interaction that I could have a go now and then. She's taken it as an attack which it certainly wasnt. I have PM'd an appology

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:46 pm

Snowfire;1184527 wrote: To be honest I thought me and Oscar had enough interaction that I could have a go now and then. She's taken it as an attack which it certainly wasnt. I have PM'd an appology
She's just messin with you. Don't let her get the upper hand..

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:52 pm

YZGI;1184530 wrote: She's just messin with you. Don't let her get the upper hand..

Thats what it is. She's cleverly turned it round. She's offline, poking her tongue out and laughing her kecks off

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:56 pm

Snowfire;1184536 wrote: Thats what it is. She's cleverly turned it round. She's offline, poking her tongue out and laughing her kecks off

So ?

Whats it gonna be mister....are you going to leave the insulting to me or do I have to play hard ball ?

I mean look how much trouble youve goten yourself in to already.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:00 pm

Nomad;1184540 wrote: So ?

Whats it gonna be mister....are you going to leave the insulting to me or do I have to play hard ball ?

I mean look how much trouble youve goten yourself in to already.

I'll be back. A bit more track work and a few more circuits and I'll be back.

Fitter and meaner

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:02 pm

Snowfire;1184546 wrote: I'll be back. A bit more track work and a few more circuits and I'll be back.

Fitter and meaner

Well................ok but youre just going to get yourself in hot water.

Its not a hobby, its a way of life.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:04 pm

I shouldn't worry, normality will be resumed very soon.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:30 pm

Snowfire;1184527 wrote: To be honest I thought me and Oscar had enough interaction that I could have a go now and then. She's taken it as an attack which it certainly wasnt. I have PM'd an appology I got your personal message and i've set fire to it. How could you be so cruel to me snowslush? I thought you were my friend and we had an understanding? I've been crying so much all night at your harsh words and you set me back weeks in my recovery programme at the building i must attend on tuesday's. I've shown you nothing but kindness since you re-joined and this is how you repay me. Words alone can not express the hurt that you have inflicted on me.

-1:-1

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:58 pm

oscar;1184600 wrote: I got your personal message and i've set fire to it. How could you be so cruel to me snowslush? I thought you were my friend and we had an understanding? I've been crying so much all night at your harsh words and you set me back weeks in my recovery programme at the building i must attend on tuesday's. I've shown you nothing but kindness since you re-joined and this is how you repay me. Words alone can not express the hurt that you have inflicted on me.

-1:-1

Oscar, you silly billy :yh_rotfl;) :rolleyes: :sneaky:

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:46 pm

YZGI;1184525 wrote: I thought you people in the UK could take the pizz at will and never offend each other. At least thats what I was lead to believe..

No that's poms and aussies, we take the **** out of one another and don't cry Anti-*insert country here* ..........Or maybe it's not the country we hate it's the people? ............Hmmm maybe it's not the people............ but the animal life?

Huh I doon know!

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu May 07, 2009 1:28 am

Bill Sikes;1184469 wrote: Now look what you've done, provoked a great gammon!

I have often times exchanged friendly banter with our resident daily mail reader but have never noticed her porcine tendencies.

Could it be oscar is to blame for the spread of swine flu in the UK?:eek: can we catch it from her? what if she sneezes on the screen will it spread to all of us? Is that great porker in number 10 to blame or is he just an innocent moron.

I've been reading the daily mail/bnp guide to daft conspiracy theories-the above is my first attempt to put the theory in to practice what do you think? Maybe i could get a job as a reporter.

posted by oscar

I got your personal message and i've set fire to it. How could you be so cruel to me snowslush? I thought you were my friend and we had an understanding? I've been crying so much all night at your harsh words and you set me back weeks in my recovery programme at the building i must attend on tuesday's. I've shown you nothing but kindness since you re-joined and this is how you repay me. Words alone can not express the hurt that you have inflicted on me.

Come of it oscar, if you expect us to believe a daily mail reader/putative bnp MP is sensitive you may as well expect us to believe gordon brown is a great prime minister and will win the next election.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:12 am

gmc;1184658 wrote: I have often times exchanged friendly banter with our resident daily mail reader but have never noticed her porcine tendencies.

Gammon=ham=hamming (in the acting sense).

I wouldn't call Oscar a great porker.

gmc;1184658 wrote: Is that great porker in number 10 to blame or is he just an innocent moron.

The great porker in No.10 is to blame for many things, but fewer than his predecessor the schweinhund Bliar, who ran away fast before the chickens returned to the roost. An innocent moron? Certainly not innocent, but the rest applies.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 07, 2009 3:44 am

gmc;1184658 wrote: I have often times exchanged friendly banter with our resident daily mail reader but have never noticed her porcine tendencies.

Could it be oscar is to blame for the spread of swine flu in the UK?:eek: can we catch it from her? what if she sneezes on the screen will it spread to all of us? Is that great porker in number 10 to blame or is he just an innocent moron.

I've been reading the daily mail/bnp guide to daft conspiracy theories-the above is my first attempt to put the theory in to practice what do you think? Maybe i could get a job as a reporter.

posted by oscar

Come of it oscar, if you expect us to believe a daily mail reader/putative bnp MP is sensitive you may as well expect us to believe gordon brown is a great prime minister and will win the next election. Don't you start on me you big Jock. I thought you were my best friend in the playground, infact i was going to ask you to beat up snowslush for me but i see you've joined his gang now. I have been crying all night over this cruel attack on my character. You know i'm a dear little sensitive soul who is as timid as a mouse and you let this happen to me just as i was beginning to like you.

Gordon Brown is a grat Prime Minister as well you know it.

What are you going to do now the EU is banning the manufacture od sporrans? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:32 am

oscar;1184672 wrote:

What are you going to do now the EU is banning the manufacture od sporrans? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hang on!!!! I"m off to a pipe and drums concert on Saturday night!!!! What the hell are they going to hang between their legs now? :-2:(

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:41 am

fuzzywuzzy;1184691 wrote: hang on!!!! I"m off to a pipe and drums concert on Saturday night!!!! What the hell are they going to hang between their legs now? :-2:(
Bare bollocks :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:50 am

Hhhmmm could be more entertaining I guess.

bollocks as I know bollocks? or bollocks as Brits know bollocks? Cause it's kinda different:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:42 pm

Snowfire;1184519 wrote: Oscar, I appologise if you mistook my parody as an attack. It most certainly wasnt.

It was meant in fun. If my humour has offended you then I appologise Dearest Snowslush...... I got your private message apologising and asking me not to leave :yh_rotfl

Now please let me apologise to you. As you have not contacted me or added to this thread since i posted how hurt i was at your attack, i think you may have believed i was serious.

You join the queue of a few who have sent me grovelling apologies after i have successfully wound them up.

One was Jimbo (now farmer Giles) who had to apologise profusely after he made a gag and i posted that i was offended because unknown to him, i only had one arm.

Another was a member who went by the name of 'Scouse' who removed all her pictures of glitter backgrounds when i told her i was epileptic and they were giving me a fit.

I can't remember who it was now but i told another that i had a phobia of wasps and she offered to remove her picture of a flower with a wasp in it.

So, i apologise if i've upset you by letting it go as long as this but it was bloody funny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:50 pm

oscar;1185557 wrote: Dearest Snowslush...... I got your private message apologising and asking me not to leave :yh_rotfl

Now please let me apologise to you. As you have not contacted me or added to this thread since i posted how hurt i was at your attack, i think you may have believed i was serious.

You join the queue of a few who have sent me grovelling apologies after i have successfully wound them up.

One was Jimbo (now farmer Giles) who had to apologise profusely after he made a gag and i posted that i was offended because unknown to him, i only had one arm.

Another was a member who went by the name of 'Scouse' who removed all her pictures of glitter backgrounds when i told her i was epileptic and they were giving me a fit.

I can't remember who it was now but i told another that i had a phobia of wasps and she offered to remove her picture of a flower with a wasp in it.

So, i apologise if i've upset you by letting it go as long as this but it was bloody funny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Pfftt !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:55 pm

oscar;1185557 wrote: Dearest Snowslush...... I got your private message apologising and asking me not to leave :yh_rotfl

Now please let me apologise to you. As you have not contacted me or added to this thread since i posted how hurt i was at your attack, i think you may have believed i was serious.

You join the queue of a few who have sent me grovelling apologies after i have successfully wound them up.

One was Jimbo (now farmer Giles) who had to apologise profusely after he made a gag and i posted that i was offended because unknown to him, i only had one arm.

Another was a member who went by the name of 'Scouse' who removed all her pictures of glitter backgrounds when i told her i was epileptic and they were giving me a fit.

I can't remember who it was now but i told another that i had a phobia of wasps and she offered to remove her picture of a flower with a wasp in it.

So, i apologise if i've upset you by letting it go as long as this but it was bloody funny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You have now opened yourself up for a full onslaught. At my leisure of course.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:00 pm

Nomad;1185565 wrote: You have now opened yourself up for a full onslaught. At my leisure of course.
In your dreams putz..... you'll never get me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:01 pm

oscar;1185569 wrote: In your dreams putz..... you'll never get me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You know Im a mad scientist/ninja. Dont be a fool.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:01 pm

Snowfire;1185562 wrote: Pfftt ! Look Snowmush.... your British.... now take it like a man and tell me you still love me or I'll cry all night :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:03 pm

Nomad;1185571 wrote: You know Im a mad scientist/ninja. Dont be a fool. I don't care if your a physcotic Godzilla bio-chemist.... your threats are piffle to me :yh_rotfl Infact i spit on your threats :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:26 pm

Snow...... are you there?....... Come in Snow...... Base to Snow..... Come on speak to me or else i'll send private messages all night to you.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:30 pm

:-4:-4:-4

You are all such lovely people.

(I nearly wet myself laughing! Snowfire, you gave me three separate heart attacks and fourteen thromboses!)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:33 pm

Clodhopper;1185594 wrote: :-4:-4:-4

You are all such lovely people.

(I nearly wet myself laughing! Snowfire, you gave me three separate heart attacks and fourteen thromboses!)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I must apollogise. The last thing I would want for you, is for Oscar to perform mouth to mouth. I'd never forgive myself. I could never live with the shame or the police investigation

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:34 pm

Clodhopper;1185594 wrote: :-4:-4:-4

You are all such lovely people.

(I nearly wet myself laughing! Snowfire, you gave me three separate heart attacks and fourteen thromboses!)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I love you very much Clodplopper and in another life I'd like to have your babies :-4 but not now as i'm eating pizza.

I'm even beginning to look at 'Vince cable' in an remotly interested type way.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:36 pm

Snowfire;1185596 wrote: I must apollogise. The last thing I would want for you, is for Oscar to perform mouth to mouth. I'd never forgive myself. I could never live with the shame or the police investigation Don't mock my mouth to mouth until you've had the experience. I've blown tyres up single handed before.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:40 pm

oscar;1185603 wrote: Don't mock my mouth to mouth until you've had the experience. I've blown tyres up single handed before.

I already had such thoughts in my head. It was actually one from a London bus. As for the experience. I only have one face and I'd like to keep it intact if I can

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:44 pm

Snowfire;1185609 wrote: I already had such thoughts in my head. It was actually one from a London bus. As for the experience. I only have one face and I'd like to keep it intact if I can But think of the flashbacks of the blowbacks :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:55 pm

Snowfire;1185609 wrote: I already had such thoughts in my head. It was actually one from a London bus. As for the experience. I only have one face and I'd like to keep it intact if I can

....especially since the implants and the injections. Must be like sucking on one of those industrial hoovers that clean airport lounges.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:19 pm

Vince Cable.....if you can bring yourself to believe....to hope....

...our next Chancellor........

If you vote Liberal Democrat.

:):):):):)

Oh well.

Goodnight!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:23 pm

Clodhopper;1185653 wrote: Vince Cable.....if you can bring yourself to believe....to hope....

...our next Chancellor........

If you vote Liberal Democrat.

:):):):):)

Oh well.

Goodnight!

He seems rather sensible, I'll give you that. Not sure about those sandals though:wah:

Goodnight...... sweet dreams :-4

God, i think my prosiac has kicked in

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:28 pm

Snowfire;1185632 wrote: ....especially since the implants and the injections. Must be like sucking on one of those industrial hoovers that clean airport lounges. no, not sucking......blowing. Infact i've got a new part time job as a leaf clearer in parks :yh_rotfl