Gordon Brown was on the TV today and I......

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:36 pm

oscar;1185658 wrote: oooooooooooo do you promise Mrs? :yh_rotflWell.....not now as im off to bed as ive knocked meself out hitting me head:-5 and im up in 3 hours fgs.....Night Treacle:D:driving:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:49 pm

Carolly;1185659 wrote: Well.....not now as im off to bed as ive knocked meself out hitting me head:-5 and im up in 3 hours fgs.....Night Treacle:D:driving: Nighty Night Honey Bunny..... hope your legs give you some peace tonight and have a great day tomorrow. :-4

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:57 pm

Nighty night Carolly:rolleyes: don't go dreaming about the Ducky and her sarcastic plots to do whatever.:wah: You know what I mean...ruling the world, etc. taking over the poshness of her highness.:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 08, 2009 5:17 pm

qsducks;1185679 wrote: Nighty night Carolly:rolleyes: don't go dreaming about the Ducky and her sarcastic plots to do whatever.:wah: You know what I mean...ruling the world, etc. taking over the poshness of her highness.:wah:
carolly's not posh...... she's an Essex bird. She wears white stilletto's with black tights :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Your a refined lady ducks.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 08, 2009 8:38 pm

oscar;1185693 wrote: carolly's not posh...... she's an Essex bird. She wears white stilletto's with black tights :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Your a refined lady ducks.

Yes, I only wear flip flops:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:41 am

qsducks;1185738 wrote: Yes, I only wear flip flops:yh_rotfl If some-one only had one leg..... would they wear a flip flip..... or a flop flop?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:48 am

:wah:they would wear a flip flop becuase of the sound it makes . We call them 'thongs' stops all confusion.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 09, 2009 4:06 am

fuzzywuzzy;1185905 wrote: :wah:they would wear a flip flop becuase of the sound it makes . We call them 'thongs' stops all confusion. There would be an embaressing moment if you went into a shop in Britain and asked for a thong..... they'd hand you a pair of knickers :yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:42 am

Carolly;1185556 wrote: And what about the 600 quid for bleedin Hanging Baskets.....if I nicked somebodys money I would get nicked.....and yet that lot do it and get a high wage for it fgs.:-5:-5

Why do they even have the entitlement to claim these expenses anyway! they get a good enough wage! This is just on the news now and is showing you excerpts from letters they have sent in objecting when they have been turned down:-5:-5 I mean why should they claim expenses for a new kitchen, or furniture or bloomin tampons fgs! Ere Carol one even claimed for Jellied Eels:rolleyes:

They just keep saying it was within the rules so we have done no wrong,, they cant even see what hey have done wrong:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:46 am

kazalala;1186015 wrote: Why do they even have the entitlement to claim these expenses anyway! they get a good enough wage! This is just on the news now and is showing you excerpts from letters they have sent in objecting when they have been turned down:-5:-5 I mean why should they claim expenses for a new kitchen, or furniture or bloomin tampons fgs! Ere Carol one even claimed for Jellied Eels:rolleyes:

They just keep saying it was within the rules so we have done no wrong,, they cant even see what hey have done wrong:-5Yer having a laugh.......................wtf........how......why??:-5:-5To hell with it im gonna take a tenner of me tax bill for me Jellied Eels and if they ask why I will tell them well if they can I bloody can!!!:-5:-5

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:55 am

Carolly;1186017 wrote: Yer having a laugh.......................wtf........how......why??:-5:-5To hell with it im gonna take a tenner of me tax bill for me Jellied Eels and if they ask why I will tell them well if they can I bloody can!!!:-5:-5

I think i read they can claim up to £400 a month for food,,,:-3 go figure ,, its looking like even though they get a wage they dont have to actually pay for anything:-2

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:59 am

kazalala;1186025 wrote: I think i read they can claim up to £400 a month for food,,,:-3 go figure ,, its looking like even though they get a wage they dont have to actually pay for anything:-2So on top of their massive wages and "nicked gear" they can claim for Food also....do they actually spend their Wages on anything I wonder

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:05 am

Carolly;1186028 wrote: So on top of their massive wages and "nicked gear" they can claim for Food also....do they actually spend their Wages on anything I wonder

well they use their wages to secure mortgages for their second homes which they can claim up to 24 thousand to furnish and renovate i think ,,, then they can sell them on and make a profit:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:06 am

Carolly;1186028 wrote: So on top of their massive wages and "nicked gear" they can claim for Food also....do they actually spend their Wages on anything I wonder

Plus i have a rant thread now so im expecting to see you there quite a lot

:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:09 am

kazalala;1186036 wrote: Plus i have a rant thread now so im expecting to see you there quite a lot

:yh_rotflHave you............Im going to get me case packed and move in:-2:driving:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:10 am

Carolly;1186038 wrote: Have you............Im going to get me case packed and move in:-2:driving:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:21 am

Carolly;1186038 wrote: Have you............Im going to get me case packed and move in:-2:driving:

Shove up. Save me a corner

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:23 am

Snowfire;1186047 wrote: Shove up. Save me a cornerOk but you aint eating any of me Jellied Eels:sneaky::driving:

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:29 am

Carolly;1186050 wrote: Ok but you aint eating any of me Jellied Eels:sneaky::driving:

You aint 'avin none of me cockles then. Alive alive-oh

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:30 am

can i have some cockles,,, i dont like eels

:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:32 am

Snowfire;1186055 wrote: You aint 'avin none of me cockles then. Alive alive-ohWhat about some mussels then....we could share them....bring the pepper and vinegar:D:guitarist

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:34 am

kazalala;1186057 wrote: can i have some cockles,,, i dont like eels

:D
Youve got yer bleedin Indian tonight.....behave.:sneaky::driving:Better go as Oscar will be having a fit us talking about all this on the same Thread where HRH is mentioned:D;):driving:

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:37 am

Jellied eels, cockles, winkles and mussles are one of lifes great delights. Its a shame that not many people get the chance to taste good jellied eels. Get some bad ones and it puts you off for life.

Oysters anyone ? something else to bring a smile to me face

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:47 am

Snowfire;1186062 wrote: Jellied eels, cockles, winkles and mussles are one of lifes great delights. Its a shame that not many people get the chance to taste good jellied eels. Get some bad ones and it puts you off for life.

Oysters anyone ? something else to bring a smile to me faceI come from Tubbys Issacs area originally:D....I bought a huge bowl of them at Chrismas....cost me 30 quid but worth every penny.When I was last at the Tower Hotel in their Carvery a few months back they had Jellied Eels in their starter part.....eat as much as you like and Smoke Salmon....bleedin handsome and stuff the Carvery main course:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:36 pm

Carolly;1186060 wrote: Youve got yer bleedin Indian tonight.....behave.:sneaky::driving:Better go as Oscar will be having a fit us talking about all this on the same Thread where HRH is mentioned:D;):driving:
You carry on Mrs..... i don't mind..... His Gorgeousness is getting on my tits lately as well :yh_rotfl

Yes, this expenses malarkey is becoming a joke...... wonder if i can claim for fox food and kebabs if i get elected?

:wah:

Fair enough, Mp's do need security and travel expenses and like all workers they must have a holiday but it's all this claiming for porn channels, hanging baskets and horse shyte. Why can't he do what my mum used to do to get her horse shyte? Wait till a horse come down the road and then follow it with a bucket and shovel for a mile until it shytes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:38 pm

Snowfire;1186062 wrote: Jellied eels, cockles, winkles and mussles are one of lifes great delights. Its a shame that not many people get the chance to taste good jellied eels. Get some bad ones and it puts you off for life.

Oysters anyone ? something else to bring a smile to me face
I adore all seaford and shellfish. Being born and raised on the coast, I have been spoiled and i really miss it since i moved to Bristol. I especially love Oysters with a litttle Worcestershire sauce on them. There's nothing like one of those sliding down the back of your throat to get you excited.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:41 pm

oscar;1186214 wrote: I adore all seaford and shellfish. Being born and raised on the coast, I have been spoiled and i really miss it since i moved to Bristol. I especially love Oysters with a litttle Worcestershire sauce on them. There's nothing like one of those sliding down the back of your throat to get you excited.

:eek::-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:47 pm

Carolly;1186217 wrote:

:eek::-3 Trust you !!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:50 pm

oscar;1186214 wrote: I adore all seaford and shellfish. Being born and raised on the coast, I have been spoiled and i really miss it since i moved to Bristol. I especially love Oysters with a litttle Worcestershire sauce on them. There's nothing like one of those sliding down the back of your throat to get you excited.

Well, they are an aphrodisiac. Bought a dozen last week but I asked for my money back

Only 11 of them worked

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:54 pm

Snowfire;1186222 wrote: Well, they are an aphrodisiac. Bought a dozen last week but I asked for my money back

Only 11 of them worked :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Years ago in Brighton there was a wet fish shop that had a large sign in the window that bragged 'It it swims....we sell it'...... My pal and i went in and asked for a 1lb of Duncan Goodhew'. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl