A HUSBAND IS Home Watching A Football Game

[scholle-kid]

When His Wife Interrupts,"honey, Could you fix

The Light In The Hallway? It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now."

He Looks At Her And Says Angrily, "fix The Light? Now?

Does It Look Like I Have A GE Logo Printed On My

Forehead? I Don't Think So."



"well, Then Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Won't

Close Right"



To Which He Replied, "fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look

Like I Have Westinghouse Written On My Forehead? I Don't

Think So."



"fine", She Says, "then You Could At Least Fix The Steps

To The Front Door? They're About To Break?"



"I'm Not A Darn Carpenter And I Don't Want To Fix The

Steps," He Says. "does It Look Like I Have Ace Hardware

Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So. I've Had

Enough Of You. I'm Going To The Bar!!!"



So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours.

He Starts To Feel Guilty About He Treated His Wife, And

Decides To Go Home And Help Out.



As He Walks Into The House He Notices The Steps Are

Already Fixed. As He Enters The House, He Sees The Hall

Light Is Working. As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices

The Fridge Door Is Fixed.



"honey, How'd All This Get Fixed?"



She Said, "well, When You Left I Sat Outside And Cried.

Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me What Was Wrong And I

Told Him. He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And All I

Had To Do Was Either Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake."



He Said,"so What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake Him?"



She Replied, "helloooooooo.......do You See Betty

Crocker Written On My Forehead?"

[Odie]

omg............soooooooooo funny!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[AussiePam]

Love it !!!!

[Bryn Mawr]

AussiePam;1186774 wrote: Love it !!!!


Hayyyyy - welcome back :-6