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Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 6:58 am

So,what do I have to do to get my own avatar?

Are there a certain amount of posts before I qualify?

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 23, 2009 7:05 am

Chockygirl;1193197 wrote:

So,what do I have to do to get my own avatar?

Are there a certain amount of posts before I qualify?

you have to pay:sneaky::yh_rotfl

welcome:D

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:43 am

Hello, chockygirl.

You have to become a supprting member before you can upload your own avatar. Stay, have a look around, and decide if that's what you want to do.

Here's a welcome mat for you.

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:16 am

Chockygirl;1193197 wrote:

So,what do I have to do to get my own avatar?

Are there a certain amount of posts before I qualify?

1. What type of avatar are you considering ?

2. Is your preferred choice of avatar politically neutral or does it support a particular cause that may be considered offensive, cause strife or varying viewpoints that could lead to conversation prohibited by our rules and regulations ?

Example: Down With Whitey, Catholics Are Heathens, Bomb Rwanda LLC. or similar sentiments.

3. Have you ever been a Chinese spy ?

4. Are you pro or con puppies ? (not breasts, real puppies)

5. Do you worship satan ?

6. Have you been convicted of arson in the last 10 years ? (A conviction does not necessarily preclude you from forum participation, extenuating circumstances will be considered)

7. Were you a defendant in the Nuremburg trials ?

8. Do you have any communicable diseases that might put other forum members at risk ?

9. Would you consider your dental hygeine to be of satisfactory standards ?

10. Can you operate a forklift and produce valid forklift operator licensing credentials ?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:05 pm

Nomad.........my man................don't choose her as your victim of the week for goodness sake. She just got here. :wah:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1192543

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:33 pm

Chockygirl;1193197 wrote:

So,what do I have to do to get my own avatar?

Are there a certain amount of posts before I qualify? Have you ever been a member of the British Government?

Have you ever claimed expenses to have your moat cleaned?

Have you ever flicked the V's at SNP supporters?

Are you 'A Daily Mail' reader?

Do you buy cheese with a rind on?

Have you ever fed an elephant a bun in a snowstorm?

Have you ever looked an evil fox strangely in the eye?

Have you ever felt any affection for a Scottish person?

Have you ever ridden a bycycle naked on a bank holiday with a babboon?

If you answer yes to all these, you may be a supporting member and have your own avitar.

If you answer no, then you must live with Nomad for five years before being considered.

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 3:29 pm

oscar;1193338 wrote:

Have you ever felt any affection for a Scottish person?

I definitely have a *thing* for Scotties wearing a kilt.

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 3:31 pm

kazalala;1193200 wrote: you have to pay:sneaky::yh_rotfl

welcome:DOh,that's a relief,I thought I had to sleep with someone first.:yh_rotfl

Thanks for the welcome.

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 3:34 pm

And,where do I find my flag-do you have an Aussie one?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat May 23, 2009 4:05 pm

along-for-the-ride;1193323 wrote: Nomad.........my man................don't choose her as your victim of the week for goodness sake. She just got here. :wah:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1192543

She's been here since 2006 Along...

Welcome to the garden. Why don't you reintroduce yourself and say hello:-6

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:51 pm

Chockygirl;1193369 wrote:

And,where do I find my flag-do you have an Aussie one?

Under Edit Your Profile, select your country. Your flag should appear.