help please thank you

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:15 am

Ive eradicated my old website and built a new one on microsoft publisher.

I uploaded the site but my error was I didnt upload in HTML.

So....................can someone tell me what the hell that means and how I might achieve this please ?

Thank you

Nomad

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:40 am

I'm not helping you achieve anything until you stop trying to corrupt Peter lake.

Post by **spot** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:56 am

Maybe Publisher has a "save as" filetype of html?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 11, 2009 10:41 am

Nomad;1186993 wrote: Ive eradicated my old website and built a new one on microsoft publisher.

I uploaded the site but my error was I didnt upload in HTML.

So....................can someone tell me what the hell that means and how I might achieve this please ?

Thank you

Nomad

No, can't help you...besides Quin's at school...I'll have to warn him:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:21 pm

Nomad;1186993 wrote: Ive eradicated my old website and built a new one on microsoft publisher.

I uploaded the site but my error was I didnt upload in HTML.

So....................can someone tell me what the hell that means and how I might achieve this please ?

Thank you

Nomad

It did it automatically for me.

You realise you've just taken up five seconds of my time ..I'm not impressed.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:37 am

fuzzywuzzy;1187171 wrote: It did it automatically for me.

You realise you've just taken up five seconds of my time ..I'm not impressed.

Buck up little camper.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:03 pm

Buck up little camper

Was that a Typo?

:sneaky::yh_rotfl

No seriously, did you get it working?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:25 pm

Here you go Nomie..!!

[QUOTE]InstructionsThings You'll Need:

Internet Access

Computers

Microsoft Publisher

Web Browsers

Step 1Start Microsoft Publisher and open the page you want to convert.

Step 2From the File menu, select Create Web Site from Current Publication.

Step 3Click Yes when the Design Checker dialog box pops up, selecting all pages. Make changes as needed, using the suggestion or explanation box provided.

Step 4Select Yes when the Design Checker Download Time dialog box opens. This command checks the page for download speed and makes suggestions.

Step 5Click OK when the design check is complete. Make any changes to the Web page.

Step 6Select Web Properties from the File menu to create the title of the page and other information.

Step 7Use the Website Preview command from the File menu to view the document before saving. This command will start the default Web browser and show the page.

Step 8Select Save As HTML from the File menu when you're done. Click on Save.[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:04 am

CARLA;1187773 wrote: Here you go Nomie..!!

Thanks muka poo. Sites up but still trying to figure out why graphics arent coming up with it and how to attach pages.

Im sure its rudimentary for lots of you but its Greek to me.

Not that theres anything wrong with Greeks. Except for that whole gyro thing. Thats a little messed up. I mean cmon who eats lamb anymore !

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:09 am

Nomad;1189158 wrote: Thats a little messed up. I mean cmon who eats lamb anymore ! I do..... in fact a very nice large kebab with chilli sauce and extra garlic mayo. Foxes are very partial to one as well but they don't like marmalade.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:49 am

Nomad has recently discovered and identified the source of his woes.

I happened upon this information while browsing through the cellar of the website. This is useful information even though I dont know what to make of it. Freaking aliens write this stuff. Anyway its another baby step.

You need GD2 support in PHP to display inline thumbnails of JPEGs

("image/jpeg: inline") with their original aspect ratio

You need PHP 4.3.0 or newer to use the "text/plain: external" MIME-based transformation

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:56 am

All IT people are aliens..!! :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]PHP is a widely-used general-purpose scripting language that is especially suited for web development and can be embedded into HTML. It generally runs on a web server, taking PHP code as its input and creating web pages as output. It can be deployed on most web servers and on almost every operating system and platform free of charge.[5] PHP is installed on more than 20 million websites and 1 million web servers.[6]

[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:30 am

CARLA;1193258 wrote: All IT people are aliens..!! :yh_rotfl

My SQL says I have 4.1 but my hosting page says I have PHP 5.x so I just dunno.