What makes you laugh?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat May 23, 2009 4:36 pm

I laugh hilariously watching a TV news crew interviewing some Joe sixpack on the scene of the latest happening. Joe will be answering the reporter's question, the whole time either nodding his or her head up and down or wagging it side to side. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:22 pm

You know the type of people who think they know everything about everything? I have a few customers like that. One was in today just going on and on about having to pull a transmission, remove a motor mount, etc. This guy looks at him and says, "You know what is weird? Peg understands what you are talking about. She grew up in a garage." He went on and on what a great mechanic I am. The guy calls me over to ask if I could look at his car that he thinks it's just a wire or something. The know it all chimes in to start the car in the dark and look for a spark. I said, "Wow! That's what I was going to say!" :yh_rotfl The know it all went on and on how he was shocked to learn that I'm a mechanic, which I'm not. Then he asked me to help him pull a motor. :yh_rotfl I told him I can't any more because of my arthritis.:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:47 pm

What makes me laugh? My family & this nutty place.:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:49 pm

Something funny happens at school everyday, it is always fun.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:59 pm

chonsigirl;1193392 wrote: Something funny happens at school everyday, it is always fun.

Hubs is always telling us funny things that happen on jobs. He hired a friend of Laura's who it turns out is about as dumb as a mud post. We are talking seriously stupid! Hubs asked him to dig a hole 10" deep...ding dong dug the hole 2 ft deep...the dirt was so high! Well the dude called Thursday night asking for Friday off...hubs was thrilled...yeah, take it please.:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:05 am

:wah:

Just for you, Hoppy.

Okay, after this, I'll let the "oatmeal" thing go.

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hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:12 am

along-for-the-ride;1193581 wrote: :wah:

Just for you, Hoppy.

Okay, after this, I'll let the "oatmeal" thing go.

Strangely enough, I'm eating a late (10am) brealfast as I read these. And it's a big bowl of oatmeal, with butter, salt and pepper. :wah:

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:13 am

Funny cards:

Two cats are sitting at a table.

The caption reads: "Don't you just hate it when you laugh so hard food comes out of your nose..................

The other cat is there with a mouse hanging out of his nose.

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A little old lady is sitting on a bench feeding the birds. She says: "I just love feeding the little birdies...........

When you open the card, it reads: "to my cat.:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:14 am

Kindle;1193594 wrote: Funny cards:

Two cats are sitting at a table.

The caption reads: "Don't you just hate it when you laugh so hard food comes out of your nose..................

The other cat is there with a mouse hanging out of his nose.

______________________________

A little old lady is sitting on a bench feeding the birds. She says: "I just love feeding the little birdies...........

When you open the card, it reads: "to my cat.:

:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:31 am

What makes me laugh????Looking in the mirror of course naked and wondering what the hell went wrong:wah::wah::wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:36 am

Carolly;1193598 wrote: What makes me laugh????Looking in the mirror of course naked and wondering what the hell went wrong:wah::wah::wah:

Lucky you! When I see myself naked in front of a mirror it makes me cry! :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:46 am

Peg;1193599 wrote: Lucky you! When I see myself naked in front of a mirror it makes me cry! :wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun May 24, 2009 12:35 pm

Jack, when he rubs his cold nose on my face!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:46 pm

Kindle;1193594 wrote: Funny cards:

Two cats are sitting at a table.

The caption reads: "Don't you just hate it when you laugh so hard food comes out of your nose..................

The other cat is there with a mouse hanging out of his nose.

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Oh,that is just sick.....and hysterical!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:58 pm

Chockygirl;1193724 wrote:

Oh,that is just sick.....and hysterical!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

It's not so much sick as it is shocking................ which makes it so funny.......:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:03 pm

Kindle;1193594 wrote: Funny cards:

Two cats are sitting at a table.

The caption reads: "Don't you just hate it when you laugh so hard food comes out of your nose..................

The other cat is there with a mouse hanging out of his nose.

______________________________

omg....just saw this one!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:30 am

Having a dead bird fall on your head when you pull the old box off the shelf.

hahahahahahahaha

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:49 am

The look on my daughter's face when she opened her B-day gift. The one with the rubber snake inside attached to the underside of the lid with tape so it jumps up as the lid is removed. I haven't seen her pee her pants since she was a wee lass.

The downside is, I can't go to her house for awhile and she's probably looking for a really nasty rest home to send me to one day.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:29 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ^ That post made me laugh.

Post by **Sunshine** » Tue May 26, 2009 6:34 am

Kindle;1193594 wrote: Funny cards:

Two cats are sitting at a table.

The caption reads: "Don't you just hate it when you laugh so hard food comes out of your nose..................

The other cat is there with a mouse hanging out of his nose.

______________________________

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:15 am

my grandson is learning to talk and recently he showed me his new kitten and told me it's name and the closest interpretation I could come up with was

Kitty Porn:eek: then :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:46 am

minks;1194462 wrote: my grandson is learning to talk and recently he showed me his new kitten and told me it's name and the closest interpretation I could come up with was

Kitty Porn:eek: then :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:51 am

minks;1194462 wrote: my grandson is learning to talk and recently he showed me his new kitten and told me it's name and the closest interpretation I could come up with was

Kitty Porn:eek: then :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:57 am

:yh_rotfl Do you know its actual name?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:10 am

Peg;1194489 wrote: :yh_rotfl Do you know its actual name?

no none of us can figure out what he means, we repeat Kitty Porn to him and he frowns and says "NO" but no matter how often we ask him to repeat it it comes out sounding exactly like Kitty Porn. Then I start to sense his frustration and feel sorry for him.... Ahhhhh but he tries so hard.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:28 am

minks;1194525 wrote: no none of us can figure out what he means, we repeat Kitty Porn to him and he frowns and says "NO" but no matter how often we ask him to repeat it it comes out sounding exactly like Kitty Porn. Then I start to sense his frustration and feel sorry for him.... Ahhhhh but he tries so hard.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

he says no...........wonder what it is he doesn't want!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:32 am

Odie;1194542 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

he says no...........wonder what it is he doesn't want!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oh he says no because we are not pronouncing the name right, he has something in his head but we cant get it figured out. Awwww I remember the days of frustration with my children too when they were learning to speak... fun times.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:33 am

minks;1194547 wrote: Oh he says no because we are not pronouncing the name right, he has something in his head but we cant get it figured out. Awwww I remember the days of frustration with my children too when they were learning to speak... fun times.

does he have a cat at home?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:36 am

Odie;1194548 wrote: does he have a cat at home?

oh yes currently a mama cat, and 3 babies. The one baby is the one he keeps saying the name that sounds like Kitty Porn.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:59 am

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:03 am

minks;1194553 wrote: oh yes currently a mama cat, and 3 babies. The one baby is the one he keeps saying the name that sounds like Kitty Porn.

- you did say he had a kitten, didn't know the momma cat was there and 2 other kittens.

now, I need pictures!:D

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:57 am

My daughter says Porn=Candy Corn?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:59 am

My Quin just told me he had a nun today...says she was a good ducky:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:54 pm

Peg;1194630 wrote: My daughter says Porn=Candy Corn?

maybe that is what my grandson means duh.... I bet he means candy corn.... by golly Peg I bet that is it.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:09 pm

minks;1194680 wrote: maybe that is what my grandson means duh.... I bet he means candy corn.... by golly Peg I bet that is it.

When I saw that I left out the word "kitty", after my initial confusion and suprise, I had to laugh at myself. Not easy to confuse yourself but I seem to be developing a knack for it. :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:37 am

Peg;1194724 wrote: When I saw that I left out the word "kitty", after my initial confusion and suprise, I had to laugh at myself. Not easy to confuse yourself but I seem to be developing a knack for it. :wah:

Oh oh do you think that is a sign of age, I have stumbled like that before too

:-2:)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:39 am

I watched 'Failure to Launch' last night!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

usernew · Post by **usernew** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:00 am

My pet and my cat make laugh.