I'd never have believed it.......

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:29 pm

I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?

Oh the happy times i've had here annoying the living daylights out of Nomad, el whopper, Jumbo, Dr Gallstones, sporran gmc, Clodplopper, Pantomime Andy, Snowflake and that posh bird in Essex.

Then there are the very good friends i have made. Thankyou to you all. :-4:-4:-4

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:30 pm

Way to go, oscar!:)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:54 pm

oscar;1195927 wrote: I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?

Oh the happy times i've had here annoying the living daylights out of Nomad, el whopper, Jumbo, Dr Gallstones, sporran gmc, Clodplopper, Pantomime Andy, Snowflake and that posh bird in Essex.

Then there are the very good friends i have made. Thankyou to you all. :-4:-4:-4

You think you have annoyed me ?

You little sputter muffin. Youve not caused me even a flutter.

Your like a little puddy tat that jumps from behind corners to attack my ankle with bravado and a mighty fierceness then you flip over fall down and scatter away proud for having taken on the giant beast.

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:05 pm

That's a real talker you are, & that 10,000+ was in only "10" months, that's over 1000 posts per month!

Your fingers must be sore! :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:06 pm

Nomad;1195931 wrote: You think you have annoyed me ?

oh Mr. Poster yourself!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

psst....I have only been here since July, check out my number of posts.:p:p:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:29 pm

Odie;1195956 wrote: oh Mr. Poster yourself!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

psst....I have only been here since July, check out my number of posts.:p:p:D

17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:36 pm

Nomad;1195966 wrote: 17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad

excuses, excuses!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

so your the one that make me get an infraction?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:01 pm

oscar;1195927 wrote: I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?

Our innocent Spot would want to purposely argue with someone? Never! :yh_rotfl

WTG on the post count!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 29, 2009 4:57 pm

Nomad;1195966 wrote: 17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad That totals 127% so you are disqualified from all threads involving mathamatical calculations.

85% of all my posts involve following you around, snooping on you in the night and ridiculing you.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 29, 2009 5:01 pm

Nomad;1195931 wrote: You think you have annoyed me ?

You little sputter muffin. Youve not caused me even a flutter.

Your like a little puddy tat that jumps from behind corners to attack my ankle with bravado and a mighty fierceness then you flip over fall down and scatter away proud for having taken on the giant beast. Don't deny it Dork, you know i aint no puddy tat but an evil entity that strikes fear into your mortal soul at the mere mention of my name. I have no business with ankles..... i go for gonads and higher. My powers can train evil foxes to strike great terror into wimps like you. I laugh and spit on your futile attempts of bravery and relish in the joy of knowing that i make you tremble under your bedsheets in fear.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:55 pm

oscar;1196459 wrote: Don't deny it Dork, you know i aint no puddy tat but an evil entity that strikes fear into your mortal soul at the mere mention of my name. I have no business with ankles..... i go for gonads and higher. My powers can train evil foxes to strike great terror into wimps like you. I laugh and spit on your futile attempts of bravery and relish in the joy of knowing that i make you tremble under your bedsheets in fear.

Maybe we should go with doofus. Dork seems kinda harsh.

Or maybe I desrve harsh. I drove a fork lift through a birds nest today. It was up high and I couldnt see a nest had been built in the pallet. I pierced the nest filled with little baby birds. I didnt know but the guilt is weighing heavy on me.

Lets go ahead and stick with dork after all unless you want to call me worse. I deserve it.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:30 am

Nomad;1195966 wrote: 17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad

....And this is why I always have this handy. :wah:

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 30, 2009 5:20 am

Nomad;1196514 wrote: Maybe we should go with doofus. Dork seems kinda harsh.

Or maybe I desrve harsh. I drove a fork lift through a birds nest today. It was up high and I couldnt see a nest had been built in the pallet. I pierced the nest filled with little baby birds. I didnt know but the guilt is weighing heavy on me.

Lets go ahead and stick with dork after all unless you want to call me worse. I deserve it. How do you feel now Doofus killing those poor birds and making them homeless? I hope you will never sleep at night soundly again. Today i acquired an evil eye to watch over your comings and goings. I'm reporting you to the authorities for nest abuse and i hope they deal harshly with you. I've also had a word with some angry wasps who are now booking their passports to infest your loft.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 30, 2009 5:52 am

along-for-the-ride;1196594 wrote: ....And this is why I always have this handy. :wah:

oscar

How do you feel now Doofus killing those poor birds and making them homeless? I hope you will never sleep at night soundly again. Today i acquired an evil eye to watch over your comings and goings. I'm reporting you to the authorities for nest abuse and i hope they deal harshly with you. I've also had a word with some angry wasps who are now booking their passports to infest your loft.

God will punish me.

Post by **Sunshine** » Sat May 30, 2009 6:36 am

Nomad;1196514 wrote: Maybe we should go with doofus. Dork seems kinda harsh.

Or maybe I desrve harsh. I drove a fork lift through a birds nest today. It was up high and I couldnt see a nest had been built in the pallet. I pierced the nest filled with little baby birds. I didnt know but the guilt is weighing heavy on me.

Lets go ahead and stick with dork after all unless you want to call me worse. I deserve it.

Nomad, I am impressed. You have now shown that you can feel compassion toward another living creature. There may be hope for you yet.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:12 am

oscar;1195927 wrote: I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?

Oh the happy times i've had here annoying the living daylights out of Nomad, el whopper, Jumbo, Dr Gallstones, sporran gmc, Clodplopper, Pantomime Andy, Snowflake and that posh bird in Essex.

Then there are the very good friends i have made. Thankyou to you all. :-4:-4:-4

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:33 am

qsducks;1196691 wrote:
Thanks Ducks...... I just won a house :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:41 am

oscar;1196711 wrote: Thanks Ducks...... I just won a house :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

All I won was this:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:58 am

qsducks;1196726 wrote: All I won was this:

I'm ready with the pan and the garlic butter :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:59 am

oscar;1196747 wrote: I'm ready with the pan and the garlic butter :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

No we need to bread them first:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:02 am

qsducks;1196749 wrote: No we need to bread them first:yh_rotfl

Ummmm, shouldn't we at least have them dead first? Oh no, I am not doing that part.

:yh_sick

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:33 am

Sunshine;1196753 wrote: Ummmm, shouldn't we at least have them dead first? Oh no, I am not doing that part.

:yh_sick

We'll have to hire Hoppy to do that:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:53 am

qsducks;1196770 wrote: We'll have to hire Hoppy to do that:wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:01 am

oscar;1196778 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

where is the Hopper?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:07 am

oscar;1196601 wrote: How do you feel now Doofus killing those poor birds and making them homeless? I hope you will never sleep at night soundly again. Today i acquired an evil eye to watch over your comings and goings. I'm reporting you to the authorities for nest abuse and i hope they deal harshly with you. I've also had a word with some angry wasps who are now booking their passports to infest your loft.

Just curious but... how the hell do you make something that is dead homeless??

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:08 am

Betty Boop;1196793 wrote: Just curious but... how the hell do you make something that is dead homeless??

You eat them:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:55 pm

Sunshine;1196635 wrote: Nomad, I am impressed. You have now shown that you can feel compassion toward another living creature. There may be hope for you yet.

:wah:

Thats funny.

Im a wuss.

I cry watching movies. (kind of choke/gag/sputter more like)

Id just as soon crash into a tree as run over a squirrel.

If someone is hurting I hurt.

Im a wuss.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:58 pm

Nomad;1197110 wrote: :wah:

Thats funny.

Im a wuss.

I cry watching movies. (kind of choke/gag/sputter more like)

Id just as soon crash into a tree as run over a squirrel.

If someone is hurting I hurt.

Im a wuss.

me to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

any animal, even a spider.........hurts.

if a spider is in the wrong place.....I pick him up and put him in the garden......as they eat all the bad bugs we don't want.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:11 pm

Odie;1197112 wrote: me to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

any animal, even a spider.........hurts.

if a spider is in the wrong place.....I pick him up and put him in the garden......as they eat all the bad bugs we don't want.

In the film Seven Days In Tibet theres a scene where the villagers are busy building a structure of some sort. One day as they go back and forth carrying materials they notice an ant hill in the path. They are bound by an honor that all living things are equal and they must stop their work until the ants can be relocated to a safe area for fear they will be trampled on.

I aspire to such reverence. If all living things have the same value then truly we all live within Gods vision.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:44 pm

Nomad;1197116 wrote: In the film Seven Days In Tibet theres a scene where the villagers are busy building a structure of some sort. One day as they go back and forth carrying materials they notice an ant hill in the path. They are bound by an honor that all living things are equal and they must stop their work until the ants can be relocated to a safe area for fear they will be trampled on.

I aspire to such reverence. If all living things have the same value then truly we all live within Gods vision.

I should see that movie, as you said if all living things have the same value.....