Help for smokers

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:13 am

Reservertrol------that ingredient found in the skins of red wine grapes has been in the news almost continually this past year. It's apparent that it produces some real health benefits. Here's my idea for those that wish to quit smoking.

For what a pack of ciggies costs Internationally you can actually buy TWO BOTTLES of decent red wine. Gradually reduce you cigarette intake and increase your consumption of red wine. You will gradually notice an improvement in your present pallid skin condition along with great improvement in your sexual endurance and performance. Your heart and lungs will begin to function better and the wheezing and coughing will eventually stop.:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:15 am

Lon;1201889 wrote: Reservertrol------that ingredient found in the skins of red wine grapes has been in the news almost continually this past year. It's apparent that it produces some real health benefits. Here's my idea for those that wish to quit smoking.

For what a pack of ciggies costs Internationally you can actually buy TWO BOTTLES of decent red wine. Gradually reduce you cigarette intake and increase your consumption of red wine. You will gradually notice an improvement in your present pallid skin condition along with great improvement in your sexual endurance and performance. Your heart and lungs will begin to function better and the wheezing and coughing will eventually stop.:wah:

Great advice except then Im an alcoholic again. Cant win !

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:18 am

Wine, yuk. I'd rather smoke.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:01 am

Damn thought you were giving out a link to free cigarettes.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:05 am

Just take a look at this, this should help:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:10 am

Nomad;1201891 wrote: Great advice except then Im an alcoholic again. Cant win !

I'm with you on this one nomie...I'd rather smoke than kick my alcoholism back in.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:17 am

mikeinie;1201908 wrote: Just take a look at this, this should help:

Chcken breasts :-2

Cole slaw come with that ?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:18 am

Nomad;1201891 wrote: Great advice except then Im an alcoholic again. Cant win !

Naw--------hardly any alocoholics from Dry Reds----it's the high sugar, high alocohol content in sweet wines like muscatel.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:18 am

shelbell;1201910 wrote: I'm with you on this one nomie...I'd rather smoke than kick my alcoholism back in.

Still the smoking is gnawing at me. Ill have to address it. Then theres the coffee. How does one drink coffee without a ciggy ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:20 am

Lon;1201916 wrote: Naw--------hardly any alocoholics from Dry Reds----it's the high sugar, high alocohol content in sweet wines like muscatel.

Yea.....a glass of wine and the next thing I know Im looking at an empty bottle of bourbon.

Wouldnt mind the occassional joint though.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:33 am

Nomad;1201920 wrote: Yea.....a glass of wine and the next thing I know Im looking at an empty bottle of bourbon.

Wouldnt mind the occassional joint though.

Now ya got it. A nice glass of Merlot with an occasional joint and you won't even think bourbon.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:36 am

Lons a pot head

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:45 am

Nomad;1201928 wrote: Lons a pot head

Thats what the trips to New Zealand are all about.

So Lon how is the Kiwi sensamilia?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:58 am

YZGI;1201930 wrote: Thats what the trips to New Zealand are all about.

So Lon how is the Kiwi sensamilia?

Now that Lons got me in a convoluted state of mind about 6 stiff shots of ice cold ouzo sounds pretty good.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:00 am

YZGI;1201930 wrote: Thats what the trips to New Zealand are all about.

So Lon how is the Kiwi sensamilia?

I don't believe in Smoke & Tell.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:36 pm

Gosh, Lon..........I drink a half bottle of Bud Lite and get a buzz.

:D

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:47 pm

Nomad;1201920 wrote: ........

Wouldnt mind the occassional joint though.

last time i tried that i fell asleep in about 5 minutes... i'm pretty sure i was afraid to stay awake..

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:06 pm

Lon;1201927 wrote: Now ya got it. A nice glass of Merlot with an occasional joint and you won't even think bourbon.

:wah: very tempting Lon:D