Manure

[hoppy]

Manure....An interesting fact: if true

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.





It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.

Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!





Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term ' Ship High In Transit ' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.



Thus evolved the term ' S. H. I. T ' , (Ship High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term.

:D

[Bill Sikes]

Not from the jollyt Old English, then? Oh well.

[dubs]

Not according to snopes Hoppy! Shame really cos I like that version..:wah:

It's no good me putting a link to it, cos the auto censor puts asterisks where the relevant word should be.....

[G#Gill]

dubs;1201678 wrote: Not according to snopes Hoppy! Shame really cos I like that version..:wah:

It's no good me putting a link to it, cos the auto censor puts asterisks where the relevant word should be.....




Type snopes.com in your 'search' bit, then type in 'manure' in the 'search' bit on the new page, then scroll down to No.2 (funnily enough !) - read it all, it covers the spoof versions then it covers the correct derivation ! Job done :sneaky:

Hope this helps, Dubs. XXX

However, I think as you do Dubsy, in that I quite enjoyed Hoppy's quoted version, which is also mentioned in Snopes.

[Nomad]

In the rest room at work the other day I and several of my co-workers witnessed what could only be described as a miracle. Some one failed to flush (thank God or the divine creation would have been destroyed)

It was a enormous doo doo that was sticking straight up out of the bowl. It landed in such a way that it adhered itself perfectly vertical to the inside of the bowl. I imagine the artist was himself amazed and wanted to share.

Thank you mister.

[ZAP]

EGADS!! and Yecchhh!

[CARLA]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I was eating and reading just about ruined my dinner. :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]In the rest room at work the other day I and several of my co-workers witnessed what could only be described as a miracle. Some one failed to flush (thank God or the divine creation would have been destroyed)

It was a enormous doo doo that was sticking straight up out of the bowl. It landed in such a way that it adhered itself perfectly vertical to the inside of the bowl. I imagine the artist was himself amazed and wanted to share.

Thank you mister.[/QUOTE]

[hoppy]

G#Gill;1201679 wrote: Type snopes.com in your 'search' bit, then type in 'manure' in the 'search' bit on the new page, then scroll down to No.2 (funnily enough !) - read it all, it covers the spoof versions then it covers the correct derivation ! Job done :sneaky:

Hope this helps, Dubs. XXX

However, I think as you do Dubsy, in that I quite enjoyed Hoppy's quoted version, which is also mentioned in Snopes.


I found that item on a rural board. I figured they would know their s***.:wah:

Anyway, the first line was a tip off. "Manure....An interesting fact: if true "

[Victoria]

Great way to start the day! Put me right off me cornflakes that has:wah:

[along-for-the-ride]

One of my favorite actors from the 50's............Victor Manure......I mean.....Mature.

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[mikeinie]

No S.H.I.T.... Interesting.