Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:17 am

you may head for a waterfall or two but sound advice

:D

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:19 am

the best vitamin for making friends is B-1:):)

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:20 am

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:33 am

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:44 am

dont spit into the wind and dont p1zz on your own fireworks ...

:D:D

ok that one was crap and yes i did make it up :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:30 am

spot hastily removes farmer giles' proverb module and reboots his insemination unit to reinforce the message

Avoid harvesters with three-pronged pitchforks.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:58 am

spot;1204138 wrote: spot hastily removes farmer giles' proverb module and reboots his insemination unit to reinforce the message

Avoid harvesters with three-pronged pitchforks.

i dread to think of what that actually means :-3:-3:-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:37 am

don't play leap frog with a unicorn

don't eat yellow snow

never spit in a mans face unless his moustache is on fire.

Some sound Minks-isims.

Thank you thank you very much