A family question.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:35 am

The reason I laughed at the audacity of a young toddler who takes a pup out into the garden for a walk and takes it to the toilet to wash it afterwards ..............(makes sense in a toddlers brain and very sweet, was always told : never measure a child by an adults yard stick)

So this gets me thinking .....in years to come when the boy is an adult and sitting around the family reunion table, will he be the biggest legend of the family tree?

you know the discussion .......It always starts off with.... "remember when such 'n' such almost beheaded such 'n' such on the family farm at Dorchester that year when grandad had his old beat up car and we attached that rope to the bull bar?"...........and it goes on.

so who are the family legends in your family? Lets get it out there.....show us how legendary you realy are

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:17 am

Oh okay I'll start. I never tried to kill anyone but I was witness to "the great bread experiment of 1978".

I think my sister gets the "legend status when she stabbed my brother in the back "accidently"? with a pair of scissors.

Or there is the other sister, who after coming home from her hens night did a flip over the brick BBq in the back yard and then went to her room, put on her wedding dress and danced around singing "I'm getting married in the morning".............she must have been drunk because us kids not understanding her state of consciousness tried to explain to her that her wedding was two weeks away.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:30 am

It was close to Easter. We were making eggs at church. My mother had trouble sleeping so decided to try one of my dad's sleeping pills. She kept us awake half the night. She was "laying" eggs. She'd sit up, we'd ask what she was doing, and she would say, "Laying a maplenut Easter egg". We kids found it hysterical. Dad yelled at us for laughing and made us go back to bed. I think he just wanted to have all the fun hisself! :yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:36 am

Oh good lord I have the horrible stigma of being some kind of rebel nudist.

One nite some friends and I after a party decide to break into the local outdoor pool. Well we got caught by the police and they made us get out and leave. The next night my brother after hearing this story decided to do the same so he gets caught well don't he ask the cops if they are the same cops who "busted" his sister the night before.

Ya when he told my parents my dad gave me the lecture of my life on how stupid I was and what was I thinking and how unsafe that was for a girl etc.... hahahaha back 30 years ago I think I was safer then I would be now. And I am still razzed about it.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:38 am

well don't he ask the cops if they are the same cops who "busted" his sister the night before.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:44 am

fuzzywuzzy;1205071 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

nice eh real nice, I have yet to fogive him ahahahahaha

I also have the bad rap of being a retard on country roads. One night driving home from the city to our place (about 25miles outside of the city) my car died. And being a 20 or so year old dumb female I never tried to start it... I just got out and hitch hiked. Well this lovely couple took me to their home and allowed me to phone my dad to come get me. At 2:00am

Well he was not happy at all but had no choice... so he fetches me, takes me back to my car for a look see and be darned if it did not start up just fine. I don't know what made him madder, my stupidity about my car, my taking a ride with strangers, or my getting him out of bed at some ungodly hour.

They never let me live that down.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:56 am

umm this thread is bringing back memories . That same sister who stabbed my brother also dinked him on a tricycle and it flipped and broke his coxic. OMG she was out to kill him!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Minks garanteed " getting him out of bed" for no reason would be my bet.:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:03 am

fuzzywuzzy;1205082 wrote: umm this thread is bringing back memories . That same sister who stabbed my brother also dinked him on a tricycle and it flipped and broke his coxic. OMG she was out to kill him!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Minks garanteed " getting him out of bed" for no reason would be my bet.:yh_rotfl

Yeah I think so, I am sure at that point "oh I love my precious daughter" was not going through his head ahahahaha