Stay out of caves

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:49 pm

Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly

Were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians

Ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

He called into the cave and listened closely

Until he heard an answering,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes

And ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled

And asked the remaining Indian

What it was all about.

'Was that Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied

'No, It is our custom during mating season

When Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back,

It means there's a beautiful woman

In there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave,

Stopped, and hollered,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods

Alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size

Of the huge opening, he was thinking,

'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It's bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening

And hollered with all his might,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,

'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,

He raced into the cave,

Tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day,

The headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!

:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:57 pm

husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:00 pm

hoppy;1205344 wrote: Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly

Were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians

Ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

He called into the cave and listened closely

Until he heard an answering,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes

And ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled

And asked the remaining Indian

What it was all about.

'Was that Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied

'No, It is our custom during mating season

When Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back,

It means there's a beautiful woman

In there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave,

Stopped, and hollered,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods

Alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size

Of the huge opening, he was thinking,

'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It's bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening

And hollered with all his might,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,

'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,

He raced into the cave,

Tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day,

The headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:01 pm

hoppy;1205347 wrote: husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?:wah:Gawd what you like Mr:D;)

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:03 pm

hoppy;1205347 wrote: husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?

Hoppy !!! I'm shocked!! Lucky I"m too pure to know what that means ............I could have been overcome and fainted

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:36 pm

Great jokes! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:57 pm

hoppy;1205344 wrote: Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly

Were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians

Ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

He called into the cave and listened closely

Until he heard an answering,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes

And ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled

And asked the remaining Indian

What it was all about.

'Was that Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied

'No, It is our custom during mating season

When Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back,

It means there's a beautiful woman

In there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave,

Stopped, and hollered,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods

Alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size

Of the huge opening, he was thinking,

'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It's bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening

And hollered with all his might,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,

'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,

He raced into the cave,

Tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day,

The headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!

:yh_rotfl

:wah::wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:58 pm

hoppy;1205347 wrote: husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?

omg Hoppy!

so good!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:32 pm

:yh_cowboy :yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:13 pm

Loved both of them Hoppy. Thanks for the giggle. :yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:40 am

thanks for the laugh hopster

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:07 pm

Stay away from caves and stay away from the Swiss Alps.

Got it !

Thanks for the heads up.