Avoid the Swiss alps.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:03 am

Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a

German guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young

blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the German has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:

The German guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:

That German guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The German thinks:

The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the German again.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:26 pm

:yh_rotfl

I like that.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:02 pm

This joke is obviously clear to representatives of the USA and the UK..... but I don't get it at all. What is it you lot know about Aussie blokes and German blokes that I don't?????

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:09 pm

so good!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:28 pm

And the Canadians get it..

OOOh.. I think a light might be dawning...

Maybe after I have my coffee....

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:34 pm

Nope! got me stumped . Pam how cold is it where you are . I've got -1 degrees on my weather station (speaking of the Swiss Alps)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:41 pm

Pretty mild in Sydney, Fuzzy - but there are tales of woe from Canberra and Goulburn.. ice, snow, wind... grin... Ski season yeeeee haaaaa...

(Some bozos have set up an outdoor ice rink in the city here, I was going to skate yesterday but had lunch with my red haired sister instead.. grin)

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:19 pm

You know your getting old when you see the temperture and the ice on the car and grass and think ........25 years ago I'd be playing hockey on that at this minute...........and shudder at the thought.:wah: Couldn't think of anything worse now.

Mount Baw Baw and Hotham had frozen ground a month ago everything that falls on it will stay (or so the resort managers are telling us). I fear it's going to be a bumper season for snow. BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:24 am

AussiePam;1205803 wrote: And the Canadians get it..

OOOh.. I think a light might be dawning...

Maybe after I have my coffee....

Try substituting the names of people you know for the nationalities of the characters, which don't really matter.