dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
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just a warning to folks 
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
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Yeah ! You wouldnt want to cut your finer off would you
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
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farmer giles;1206724 wrote: just a warning to folks 
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
Eeeewwwwwww! Ouuuuch! Ohhhhhhh! Eeeeeewwwwww!
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
Eeeewwwwwww! Ouuuuch! Ohhhhhhh! Eeeeeewwwwww!
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Snowfire;1206729 wrote: Yeah ! You wouldnt want to cut your finer off would you
you very funny guy i kill you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
from the film three amigos
:)
you very funny guy i kill you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
from the film three amigos
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farmer giles;1206724 wrote: just a warning to folks 
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
OUCH!:-5:-5
Odie kiss it better for you.:guitarist
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
OUCH!:-5:-5
Odie kiss it better for you.:guitarist
Life is just to short for drama.
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farmer giles;1206724 wrote: just a warning to folks 
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
Been there done it....those zipper bags are the worst. Easy to open my butt
dont use a knife to open those new fangled grated cheese packets with those hard to open re-sealable bags or you might go right through the bag and leave your finger tip hanging on by a flap of skin :-5:-5:-5:-5
Been there done it....those zipper bags are the worst. Easy to open my butt
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qsducks;1206792 wrote: Been there done it....those zipper bags are the worst. Easy to open my butt
OMG I HATE!!! those resealable bags! I always just cut the resealable bit off with the kitchen scissors and roll the bag up then put it into a sandwich bag with a sticky top. :-5
OMG I HATE!!! those resealable bags! I always just cut the resealable bit off with the kitchen scissors and roll the bag up then put it into a sandwich bag with a sticky top. :-5
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We ALWAYS kept our knives ULTRA-sharp,
so i learned a healthy respect for them at a young age...
Amazingly enough,
the sharper you keep them?
The less you'll cut yourself.
so i learned a healthy respect for them at a young age...
Amazingly enough,
the sharper you keep them?
The less you'll cut yourself.
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qsducks;1206792 wrote: Been there done it....those zipper bags are the worst. Easy to open my butt
thanks for the tip if i ever need to open someones butt i will use a zipper bag :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
thanks for the tip if i ever need to open someones butt i will use a zipper bag :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Fyrenza;1206898 wrote: We ALWAYS kept our knives ULTRA-sharp,
so i learned a healthy respect for them at a young age...
Amazingly enough,
the sharper you keep them?
The less you'll cut yourself.
believe it or not i actually agree with you ,if it had been a sharp knife it would of gone through the bag easily ,it was a rounded serated knife it was really hard to get through the bag .... but not my finger it seems :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
so i learned a healthy respect for them at a young age...
Amazingly enough,
the sharper you keep them?
The less you'll cut yourself.
believe it or not i actually agree with you ,if it had been a sharp knife it would of gone through the bag easily ,it was a rounded serated knife it was really hard to get through the bag .... but not my finger it seems :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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You could always grate your own cheese, and a few knuckles too!!:rolleyes:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;1206909 wrote: You could always grate your own cheese, and a few knuckles too!!:rolleyes:
thanks immy ,how is your sore head
those headaches are horrid ,do yours hurt when you even move
i had one last three weeks once .... then it just went
i hate this illness it really does zap you from all angels or angles even
thanks immy ,how is your sore head
those headaches are horrid ,do yours hurt when you even move
i had one last three weeks once .... then it just went
i hate this illness it really does zap you from all angels or angles even
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farmer giles;1206912 wrote: thanks immy ,how is your sore head 
those headaches are horrid ,do yours hurt when you even move
i had one last three weeks once .... then it just went
i hate this illness it really does zap you from all angels or angles even
I'll pm you, must be boring for every one else!!!
those headaches are horrid ,do yours hurt when you even move
i had one last three weeks once .... then it just went
i hate this illness it really does zap you from all angels or angles even
I'll pm you, must be boring for every one else!!!
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;1207033 wrote: I'll pm you, must be boring for every one else!!!
maybe there is someone out there that suffers and does not know it and would find our illness posts a life changing event :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
maybe there is someone out there that suffers and does not know it and would find our illness posts a life changing event :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1207035 wrote: maybe there is someone out there that suffers and does not know it and would find our illness posts a life changing event :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Or the final straw that tipped them over the edge......
......."if I have to read about those two whingers once more I'll take a sledge hammer to the screen...."
Or the final straw that tipped them over the edge......
......."if I have to read about those two whingers once more I'll take a sledge hammer to the screen...."
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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farmer giles;1206907 wrote: believe it or not i actually agree with you ,if it had been a sharp knife it would of gone through the bag easily ,it was a rounded serated knife it was really hard to get through the bag .... but not my finger it seems :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YIKES! The serrated ones are the WORST ~
they SAW into you.
YIKES! The serrated ones are the WORST ~
they SAW into you.
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Fyrenza;1207074 wrote: YIKES! The serrated ones are the WORST ~
they SAW into you.
Many serial killers recommend serrated knives for function and ease of use.
they SAW into you.
Many serial killers recommend serrated knives for function and ease of use.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Did it need stitches?
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Fyrenza;1207074 wrote: YIKES! The serrated ones are the WORST ~
they SAW into you.
what they had x ray eyes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
they SAW into you.
what they had x ray eyes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Piles..God help you if the phone rang while you were ironing........
:yh_rotfl
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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dubs;1207395 wrote: Piles..God help you if the phone rang while you were ironing........
:yh_rotfl
thanks buddy i hope you are well :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
thanks buddy i hope you are well :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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dammit i left the window open a huge mozzie just flew in and without thinking i clapped my hands to kill it 

i think i have just split open my stitches :-5:-5
and i missed the mozzie and will probably get bitten to death as i sleep now :-5:-5
i think i have just split open my stitches :-5:-5
and i missed the mozzie and will probably get bitten to death as i sleep now :-5:-5