Grandad's advice

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:07 pm

A touching story for all of us called grandfathers!

What follows should once again confirm that the most important information

in your life won't be found in a classroom, the library or the Internet,

but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce.

The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The fishing excursions.

The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him,

and the advice he used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when he died.

If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

Those gems were well and good,

but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice,

came when I was 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day.

He told me that one day I'd find a woman and start my own family.

"And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your penis look bigger.":yh_blush

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:10 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:13 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl got me there

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:18 pm

:yh_rotfl

Hmm, my grandpa told me not to worry about hand size of women.

;)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:21 pm

YZGI;1207959 wrote: :yh_rotfl

Hmm, my grandpa told me not to worry about hand size of women.

;)

your just bad!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:37 pm

:wah:

A "sex talk" with a grandparent....................NEVER!