Oscar and Odie--we're back and we're bad......LOL!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:55 pm

HI gang, just wanted to let you know, we have kissed and make-up!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

no, honestly, we were the best of friends, we always laughed here, cried here, sent emails everyday about our lives...:-4

We have even talked on the phone from Canada to England!:guitarist:guitarist

not sure and don't care what got us off track, but we are back together again.:-6

life is just to short......

so if anyone here has problems.....please mend them now.

This forum has so many wonderful people here, from all parts of the world and we all love to come here each day......

-----let's not forget what we have here.

thanks Julie for being you.

Joan

xo

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:00 pm

I didn't know you weren't friends!

Dammit, I miss everything! :-5

So . . . was there any salacious gossip I missed out on? Did you spill the beans about each other's secret lives and horrible habits? Any backstabbing? Did Miss Peacock do it in the Library with the lead piping? :sneaky:

You're not gonna tell me, are you? :-1 :-5 :rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:01 pm

I think Abbeynormal hates me. Ive always thought that. I can see why she would but I wish she didnt. She intrigues me and I wish I knew more about her but her disgust for me is an obstacle.

I suspect its my idiocy she detests and Im not sure I can do anything about it.

It leaves me with an empty feeling.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:04 pm

Nomad;1210007 wrote: I think Abbeynormal hates me. Ive always thought that. I can see why she would but I wish she didnt. She intrigues me and I wish I knew more about her but her disgust for me is an obstacle.

I suspect its my idiocy she detests and Im not sure I can do anything about it.

It leaves me with an empty feeling.

Have something to eat.

It won't change anything . . . but at least you won't have that empty feeling! :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:07 pm

Rapunzel;1210008 wrote: Have something to eat.

It won't change anything . . . but at least you won't have that empty feeling! :yh_rotfl

Pot pie dinger just dinged. Ill let you know if it helps but its a heavy burden. I doubt it will make a difference.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:12 pm

Nomad;1210009 wrote: Pot pie dinger just dinged. Ill let you know if it helps but its a heavy burden. I doubt it will make a difference.

Believe me, it will make a difference. . . .

. . . . . the pie pot will be a darn sight lighter when you've eaten the pie inside it! :wah:

See? A lighter burden and no more empty feeling. :yh_rotfl

I told you it would make a difference! :wah: :wah: :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:22 pm

Rapunzel;1210006 wrote: I didn't know you weren't friends!

Dammit, I miss everything! :-5

So . . . was there any salacious gossip I missed out on? Did you spill the beans about each other's secret lives and horrible habits? Any backstabbing? Did Miss Peacock do it in the Library with the lead piping? :sneaky:

You're not gonna tell me, are you? :-1 :-5 :rolleyes:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

- we ended up both banned for a week:-5:-5

secret life? me?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oscar's secret life, what secrets? I know everything.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

nope, no juicy gossip, just good to be friends again.:-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:24 pm

Nomad;1210007 wrote: I think Abbeynormal hates me. Ive always thought that. I can see why she would but I wish she didnt. She intrigues me and I wish I knew more about her but her disgust for me is an obstacle.

I suspect its my idiocy she detests and Im not sure I can do anything about it.

It leaves me with an empty feeling.

I know a couple who hate me here.....

nothing I can do about it either.

hey.....everybody doesn't love everybody.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:18 am

thats strange i thought i just posted an olive branch post here

i must not of pushed the reply button :-5:-5

i cant be bothered to write it again

lets all be friends and live and let live

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:22 am

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:29 am

Nomad;1210007 wrote: I think Abbeynormal hates me. Ive always thought that. I can see why she would but I wish she didnt. She intrigues me and I wish I knew more about her but her disgust for me is an obstacle.

I suspect its my idiocy she detests and Im not sure I can do anything about it.

It leaves me with an empty feeling.:rolleyes:

You only make these posts so I'll tell you I love you!:p

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:18 am

Odie;1210030 wrote: I know a couple who hate me here.....

nothing I can do about it either.

hey.....everybody doesn't love everybody.

:-1 who hates you? Tell me and I'll zap them with my fearsome bubble laser of death

(available in a pretty lime green colour

)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:45 am

farmer giles;1210045 wrote: thats strange i thought i just posted an olive branch post here

i must not of pushed the reply button :-5:-5

i cant be bothered to write it again

lets all be friends and live and let live

that's right my friend, let by-gones be by-gones and kiss and make up.:-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:45 am

abbey;1210051 wrote: :rolleyes:

You only make these posts so I'll tell you I love you!:p

what, am I garbage?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:46 am

Rapunzel;1210060 wrote: :-1 who hates you? Tell me and I'll zap them with my fearsome bubble laser of death

(available in a pretty lime green colour

)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you always say the cutest things!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you always make Odie's day!:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:04 am

good morning Oscar!:-6

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:24 am

Odie;1210185 wrote: good morning Oscar!:-6

Great Gordon Browns Odie...... I go out for the day and return to this :yh_rotfl

I've got to go out again now :wah: I'll be back later tonight stinking of kebabs and fries.

Thankyou for putting this post on. :-4

We did indeed have some great laughs and i have missed those laughs. I also miss talking on the phone to you and discussing all the FG members :sneaky::sneaky:

Welcome back Odie :-6:-6 I'll catch you later tonight.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:46 am

oscar;1210194 wrote: Great Gordon Browns Odie...... I go out for the day and return to this :yh_rotfl

I've got to go out again now :wah: I'll be back later tonight stinking of kebabs and fries.

Thankyou for putting this post on. :-4

We did indeed have some great laughs and i have missed those laughs. I also miss talking on the phone to you and discussing all the FG members :sneaky::sneaky:

Welcome back Odie :-6:-6 I'll catch you later tonight.

I did this last night while you were sleeping.:sneaky:

don't work to hard babe and we'll discuss more fg members later.

:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

since were best buds again, I will make you a deal, you can have one raccoon of mine for one of your fox's.

We won't tell anyone, it will be our secret.

I am off to buy tons of chicken!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

good to be back home with you.:-4

xo

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:56 pm

Don't tell me if you hate me, can't stand me, dislike me, or in any way do other than love me. I don't want to hear the bad stuff, only the good. I can't stand rejection. :wah: And when after a couple of months, you're not talking to me, answering your phone, deleting my e-mails, etc., I'll probably catch on.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:03 pm

Zapata;1210343 wrote: Don't tell me if you hate me, can't stand me, dislike me, or in any way do other than love me. I don't want to hear the bad stuff, only the good. I can't stand rejection. :wah: And when after a couple of months, you're not talking to me, answering your phone, deleting my e-mails, etc., I'll probably catch on.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

your to cute!:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:53 pm

Odie;1210221 wrote: I did this last night while you were sleeping.:sneaky:

don't work to hard babe and we'll discuss more fg members later.

:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

since were best buds again, I will make you a deal, you can have one raccoon of mine for one of your fox's.

We won't tell anyone, it will be our secret.

I am off to buy tons of chicken!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

good to be back home with you.:-4

xo Thanks Odie....... it was really busy tonight in the take-away and i was so thrilled because OPEN MIND PHONED ME !!!!!!! We had quite a chat until the phones started ringing and i had to go but i've given him my home number and we are going to catch up tomorrow night. He has a very sexy voice !!!!!!!!!!!!

We must speak soon to discuss all the other members :sneaky::sneaky: :yh_rotfl

OK, i'll bag up a fox tonight and crate him out. Could i have a female racoon please? I've head they are man eaters :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:50 pm

oscar;1210404 wrote: Thanks Odie....... it was really busy tonight in the take-away and i was so thrilled because OPEN MIND PHONED ME !!!!!!! We had quite a chat until the phones started ringing and i had to go but i've given him my home number and we are going to catch up tomorrow night. He has a very sexy voice !!!!!!!!!!!!

We must speak soon to discuss all the other members :sneaky::sneaky: :yh_rotfl

OK, i'll bag up a fox tonight and crate him out. Could i have a female racoon please? I've head they are man eaters :yh_rotfl

Open Mind phoned you? OMG, FABULOUS!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

now I'm jealous! he was mine!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sexy voice to match that gorgeous face!

me thinks we just discussed one member!

:D:yh_rotfl

okay, one huge fat female raccoon, just watch out for babies!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:29 pm

Odie;1210433 wrote: Open Mind phoned you? OMG, FABULOUS!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

now I'm jealous! he was mine!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sexy voice to match that gorgeous face!

me thinks we just discussed one member!

:D:yh_rotfl

okay, one huge fat female raccoon, just watch out for babies!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Yesh it was fab. We chatted for quite a time until it got really busy and then i had to go. I loved his voice and could have chatted all night. He's a very easy guy to talk to. I hope he keeps his promise to phone me at home tomorrow night.

One of the Turkish guys asked me later why i had another man ringing me and i told him it was because i was an old tart :yh_rotfl

I have been given literally a sack of beef, chicken, ham, bacon etc tonight for my dogs and foxes and i don't even know if it'll all go in the fridge. they save me massive on dog food.

I'm just off to feed the foxes. Mulder is barking in the garden so that means they are out there. be back soon :driving::driving:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:06 pm

oscar;1210467 wrote: Yesh it was fab. We chatted for quite a time until it got really busy and then i had to go. I loved his voice and could have chatted all night. He's a very easy guy to talk to. I hope he keeps his promise to phone me at home tomorrow night.

One of the Turkish guys asked me later why i had another man ringing me and i told him it was because i was an old tart :yh_rotfl

I have been given literally a sack of beef, chicken, ham, bacon etc tonight for my dogs and foxes and i don't even know if it'll all go in the fridge. they save me massive on dog food.

I'm just off to feed the foxes. Mulder is barking in the garden so that means they are out there. be back soon :driving::driving:

he will keep his promise, he is an outstanding guy! We have had many a talks.:guitarist

put some of the meat in your freezer if you can or ask a neighbor, that's just great!

I have to feed my lonely raccoon now..he comes every night and love cat crunchies, tonight I made him peanut butter sandwiches, they love them and its part of their diet....then he has a gigantic pan of water to drink and play in.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:41 am

damn rain, I hate it when it rains, I need to be outside!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:55 am

Odie;1210692 wrote: damn rain, I hate it when it rains, I need to be outside!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Mr O went out today and got himself some shorts as the forecast here for next week is 90 degree's. He put his new shorts on and it rained :yh_rotfl He also bought some fake tan for his legs....... oh pleeeeeese :yh_rotfl

I welcome the rain as it saves getting the hosepipe out to the garden. I have a serios problem with Mulberry at the moment. The seeds must have been blown down from elsewhere and keep sprouting in my garden :-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:08 pm

oscar;1210703 wrote: Mr O went out today and got himself some shorts as the forecast here for next week is 90 degree's. He put his new shorts on and it rained :yh_rotfl He also bought some fake tan for his legs....... oh pleeeeeese :yh_rotfl

I welcome the rain as it saves getting the hosepipe out to the garden. I have a serios problem with Mulberry at the moment. The seeds must have been blown down from elsewhere and keep sprouting in my garden :-5

you didn't read my last nights post!:sneaky:

who is Mulberry?

Oh I do love the rain, don't get my wrong, other wise here the hosie comes out once a day and 2x for the birdbath.

does Mr. O look funny in shorts?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:11 pm

Odie;1210759 wrote: you didn't read my last nights post!:sneaky:

who is Mulberry?

Oh I do love the rain, don't get my wrong, other wise here the hosie comes out once a day and 2x for the birdbath.

does Mr. O look funny in shorts?

I read your posts :yh_rotfl

Mulberry is a tree here and a bloody nuisence :-5

yes, he looks hilarious. I just went to get the camera and he said 'not on your life, you'll post them on that forum' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:15 pm

oscar;1210763 wrote: I read your posts :yh_rotfl

Mulberry is a tree here and a bloody nuisence :-5

yes, he looks hilarious. I just went to get the camera and he said 'not on your life, you'll post them on that forum' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

about the raccoon I feed, good then!:D

We have a Mulberry tree next door, great berries!

don't tell Mr. O that I asked.:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:16 pm

Quick Hi as im on the way out but just to say im glad your all loved up again:D and I love happy endings;):-4

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:19 pm

Carolly;1210769 wrote: Quick Hi as im on the way out but just to say im glad your all loved up again:D and I love happy endings;):-4

awwwwwwwwwwww thanks babe!:-4

yup......were all lovely -dovey again!!:guitarist:guitarist

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Odie;1210767 wrote: about the raccoon I feed, good then!:D

We have a Mulberry tree next door, great berries!

don't tell Mr. O that I asked.:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Yes i read about you feeding the racoon. I would love them here also. Last night was quite awesome as there was approx 12 foxes out there. There is a newbie who i'm convinced has joined the pack after being orphaned. She is too old to be one of my cubs but i estimate she is around 16 weeks old. When the food goes on the ground, she hangs back from the pack until they have got their food and then she'll run in at full speed, grab a piece of chicken and run. this tells me she is not one of the pack. She is also very very skinny so that adds to my theory that she's been orphaned. The other foxes in my pack also groom each other infront of me and she doesn't join in or have another fox groom her. If she is an orphan, i hope they accept her. :-4

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:42 pm

oscar;1210774 wrote: Yes i read about you feeding the racoon. I would love them here also. Last night was quite awesome as there was approx 12 foxes out there. There is a newbie who i'm convinced has joined the pack after being orphaned. She is too old to be one of my cubs but i estimate she is around 16 weeks old. When the food goes on the ground, she hangs back from the pack until they have got their food and then she'll run in at full speed, grab a piece of chicken and run. this tells me she is not one of the pack. She is also very very skinny so that adds to my theory that she's been orphaned. The other foxes in my pack also groom each other infront of me and she doesn't join in or have another fox groom her. If she is an orphan, i hope they accept her. :-4

12, omg, wow!

she is orphaned....if you can, throw her the chicken first and lots of it as she needs food..........orphaned, injured, old and scared animals do this.......they hide back and wait their turn.....and usually by then there is nothing left for them.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:56 pm

Odie;1210790 wrote: 12, omg, wow!

she is orphaned....if you can, throw her the chicken first and lots of it as she needs food..........orphaned, injured, old and scared animals do this.......they hide back and wait their turn.....and usually by then there is nothing left for them.

Yes, very much like dogs, foxes always have a pecking order. The pack leader always go's in first followed by the vixens. One vixen is grabbing food and running back into the school grounds so she's taking it back to her cubs. Tonight i am going to throw some chicken pieces at the newbie away from the others so she gets her share. I went out one night recently and she was curled up by my gate fast asleep, bless her :-4 I do think the other vixens in the pack would have chased her off by now if they were not going to accept her.

I'm buying a new cam recorder with zoom lens so finally i may be able to post them here.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:05 pm

oscar;1210803 wrote: Yes, very much like dogs, foxes always have a pecking order. The pack leader always go's in first followed by the vixens. One vixen is grabbing food and running back into the school grounds so she's taking it back to her cubs. Tonight i am going to throw some chicken pieces at the newbie away from the others so she gets her share. I went out one night recently and she was curled up by my gate fast asleep, bless her :-4 I do think the other vixens in the pack would have chased her off by now if they were not going to accept her.

I'm buying a new cam recorder with zoom lens so finally i may be able to post them here.

i cooked a massive chille concarnage for sue's sons sleep over ,ten kids or so but the little sods got pizza or something and did not want it

after three days i could eat it no more but rather than throw it away i took it into the woods and left it out for the foxes ... good jimbo :-6:-6:-6

next day i saw another dog owner with a face like thunder

i asked him what was up ,he said some pizzed up d1ckhead must of dropped his take away and my dog ate it ,it has been sick and crapped right through the house the house the carpets are ruined

i said what an arsee

it was only when the guy said that the kidney beans were squashed every where that the penny dropped his dog had sneaked off and ate the fox food i had left out in the woods :-5:-5:-5 bad jimbo i just kept quite :-3:-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:25 pm

farmer giles;1210812 wrote: i cooked a massive chille concarnage for sue's sons sleep over ,ten kids or so but the little sods got pizza or something and did not want it

after three days i could eat it no more but rather than throw it away i took it into the woods and left it out for the foxes ... good jimbo :-6:-6:-6

next day i saw another dog owner with a face like thunder

i asked him what was up ,he said some pizzed up d1ckhead must of dropped his take away and my dog ate it ,it has been sick and crapped right through the house the house the carpets are ruined

i said what an arsee

it was only when the guy said that the kidney beans were squashed every where that the penny dropped his dog had sneaked off and ate the fox food i had left out in the woods :-5:-5:-5 bad jimbo i just kept quite :-3:-3 I may or may not find that mildly amusing. Who's to say???

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:18 pm

oscar;1210803 wrote: Yes, very much like dogs, foxes always have a pecking order. The pack leader always go's in first followed by the vixens. One vixen is grabbing food and running back into the school grounds so she's taking it back to her cubs. Tonight i am going to throw some chicken pieces at the newbie away from the others so she gets her share. I went out one night recently and she was curled up by my gate fast asleep, bless her :-4 I do think the other vixens in the pack would have chased her off by now if they were not going to accept her.

I'm buying a new cam recorder with zoom lens so finally i may be able to post them here.

oh so glad you will try and feed her separately, but I imagine the others will jump in......its worth a try, this way she will get used to you, trust you and if the others don't accept her at dinner time, you can always feed her first.

From what I have watched on many documentaries, some don't chase the weak away, as their main interest is food, then the leftovers are left for the week or injured.

Meant to ask you, do they come around in the winter or just when they have had their babies?

let me know tonight how her first feeding goes, she will be absolutely starved and should eat a lot, even if she is full, she will continue to eat, not knowing yet where her next meal will come...............just for awhile.

good thing you have that extra meat now.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:27 am

so how are the feedings going with the newguy?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:39 am

Odie;1211061 wrote: so how are the feedings going with the newguy? Last night i went out there and there was the usual gang and the pack leader with 3 neighbourhood cats :wah: The pack was quite tightly grouped but the newbie i saw on her own some distance away from them in the field. God, she's so tiny and underweight compared to them. I felt really sad as the pack were grooming each other and she was alone.

I took a chicken quarter and went to throw it at her but 2 vixens charged her and chased her off.

I waited for ages while the pack was eating watching her and as they were all chewing on chicken, she rushed in and snatched something very quick and ran off. I thought that at least she had got one mouthfull.

It did occur to me to trap her and give her some T L C at home but i would end up trapping the wrong fox. All i can do i suppose is go against the norm and try to tame her slightly although this could take months.

Foxes bury excess food and often my neighbour Arthur has dug sausages up from his potatoe beds :wah: That means there is plenty food for all of them but if the other vixens have cubs, it's natural they will chase her off. It's very sad to see her so alone.

I will do my best for her :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:42 am

oscar;1211068 wrote: Last night i went out there and there was the usual gang and the pack leader with 3 neighbourhood cats :wah: The pack was quite tightly grouped but the newbie i saw on her own some distance away from them in the field. God, she's so tiny and underweight compared to them. I felt really sad as the pack were grooming each other and she was alone.

I took a chicken quarter and went to throw it at her but 2 vixens charged her and chased her off.

I waited for ages while the pack was eating watching her and as they were all chewing on chicken, she rushed in and snatched something very quick and ran off. I thought that at least she had got one mouthfull.

It did occur to me to trap her and give her some T L C at home but i would end up trapping the wrong fox. All i can do i suppose is go against the norm and try to tame her slightly although this could take months.

Foxes bury excess food and often my neighbour Arthur has dug sausages up from his potatoe beds :wah: That means there is plenty food for all of them but if the other vixens have cubs, it's natural they will chase her off. It's very sad to see her so alone.

I will do my best for her :-6

I know you will do your best, she will come around, at least she ran in and snatched a piece!

hmmmmmm they bury excess food, awesome, then overfeed them!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:46 am

Odie;1211069 wrote: I know you will do your best, she will come around, at least she ran in and snatched a piece!

hmmmmmm they bury excess food, awesome, then overfeed them!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I've been avoiding my neighbour Arthur for some days after Pete came in one morning and said i was in deep deep trouble. The foxes had dug whopping great holes in Arthurs garden in the night :wah: It's so funny, often he'll come out and say to me 'ere, i think this belongs to you' and hand me a sausage or an egg :yh_rotfl

Yes, i will do my best for her. :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:50 am

oscar;1211072 wrote: I've been avoiding my neighbour Arthur for some days after Pete came in one morning and said i was in deep deep trouble. The foxes had dug whopping great holes in Arthurs garden in the night :wah: It's so funny, often he'll come out and say to me 'ere, i think this belongs to you' and hand me a sausage or an egg :yh_rotfl

Yes, i will do my best for her. :-6

oh oh, poor Arthur's garden!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I never knew sausages grew underground!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:30 am

Odie;1211093 wrote: oh oh, poor Arthur's garden!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I never knew sausages grew underground!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
They do in Arthur's garden :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:41 am

oscar;1211109 wrote: They do in Arthur's garden :yh_rotfl

gee, I wonder why?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:34 pm

have to try and plant sausages.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:26 am

are they're any sausages, I'm starving!:sneaky:

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:53 am

Sausages! Did someone say "sausages"? Are they Aidell's Portobello Mushroom chicken & turkey w/herbs? May I have some? Pleeease?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:55 am

Odie;1213112 wrote: are they're any sausages, I'm starving!:sneaky: :wah: There were last night but the foxes got them. I won't be surprised if Arthur digs them up in his potatoe bed again. A very boring day here today. Pete is glued to the tv watching the tennis.

:(

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:09 am

farmer giles;1210812 wrote: i cooked a massive chille concarnage for sue's sons sleep over ,ten kids or so but the little sods got pizza or something and did not want it

after three days i could eat it no more but rather than throw it away i took it into the woods and left it out for the foxes ... good jimbo :-6:-6:-6

next day i saw another dog owner with a face like thunder

i asked him what was up ,he said some pizzed up d1ckhead must of dropped his take away and my dog ate it ,it has been sick and crapped right through the house the house the carpets are ruined

i said what an arsee

it was only when the guy said that the kidney beans were squashed every where that the penny dropped his dog had sneaked off and ate the fox food i had left out in the woods :-5:-5:-5 bad jimbo i just kept quite :-3:-3

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That is hilarious! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:wah::wah::wah: The family and I are just wetting ourselves laughing! :wah::wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:20 am

oscar;1213120 wrote: :wah: There were last night but the foxes got them. I won't be surprised if Arthur digs them up in his potatoe bed again. A very boring day here today. Pete is glued to the tv watching the tennis.

:(

really boring day here!:-5:-5

let's go out for a drink!:guitarist:guitarist

We'll go dancing, Pete doesn't need to know!