Bliddy Sat Nav

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:31 am

The blasted thing nearly went out the window yesterday.

There's me on my way to a lesson with a new pupil who lives somewhere I've never been before.

So I've put her postcode in the sat nav, got plenty of time and am happily pootling along then there is a new section of road that the sat nav doesn't have on it's system.

It looks like I'm driving on fresh air but I was optimistic that the sat nav would work out where I was so I kept going.

Hooray, it found where we were. The nice man's voice told me to 'Turn left then left again' so I did, it was a sharp turn and before I realised I was going up the slip road onto the blasted M5!!!

'Oh no, *********g sat nav!' says I, immediately realising that I would have to drive 10 pigging miles before I could come off the motorway to rejoin it and then drive 10 pigging miles back!!!

Good job no-one was in the car with me - the air was blue. It's amazing how many ways there are to swear and curse at an inanimate object!

The only thing that saved my sat nav's life yesterday was the hands free phone connection which meant that I could phone my pupil to warn her that her driving lesson would be late starting................. :-5:-5:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:34 am

Imladris;1211482 wrote: The blasted thing nearly went out the window yesterday.

There's me on my way to a lesson with a new pupil who lives somewhere I've never been before.

So I've put her postcode in the sat nav, got plenty of time and am happily pootling along then there is a new section of road that the sat nav doesn't have on it's system.

It looks like I'm driving on fresh air but I was optimistic that the sat nav would work out where I was so I kept going.

Hooray, it found where we were. The nice man's voice told me to 'Turn left then left again' so I did, it was a sharp turn and before I realised I was going up the slip road onto the blasted M5!!!

'Oh no, *********g sat nav!' says I, immediately realising that I would have to drive 10 pigging miles before I could come off the motorway to rejoin it and then drive 10 pigging miles back!!!

Good job no-one was in the car with me - the air was blue. It's amazing how many ways there are to swear and curse at an inanimate object!

The only thing that saved my sat nav's life yesterday was the hands free phone connection which meant that I could phone my pupil to warn her that her driving lesson would be late starting................. :-5:-5:yh_rotfl

snigger :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

things taking a turn for the worst immy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:38 am

farmer giles;1211486 wrote: snigger :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

things taking a turn for the worst immy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Groan!:rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:42 am

Imladris;1211482 wrote: The blasted thing nearly went out the window yesterday.

There's me on my way to a lesson with a new pupil who lives somewhere I've never been before.

So I've put her postcode in the sat nav, got plenty of time and am happily pootling along then there is a new section of road that the sat nav doesn't have on it's system.

It looks like I'm driving on fresh air but I was optimistic that the sat nav would work out where I was so I kept going.

Hooray, it found where we were. The nice man's voice told me to 'Turn left then left again' so I did, it was a sharp turn and before I realised I was going up the slip road onto the blasted M5!!!

'Oh no, *********g sat nav!' says I, immediately realising that I would have to drive 10 pigging miles before I could come off the motorway to rejoin it and then drive 10 pigging miles back!!!

Good job no-one was in the car with me - the air was blue. It's amazing how many ways there are to swear and curse at an inanimate object!

The only thing that saved my sat nav's life yesterday was the hands free phone connection which meant that I could phone my pupil to warn her that her driving lesson would be late starting................. :-5:-5:yh_rotfl

Thats happened to me. When we had a critical artery bridge collapse I had to find alternate routes on my own. It was a mess, anyway I contacted them and they applied detours to the system.

Very helpful crew.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:51 am

Nomad;1211493 wrote: Thats happened to me. When we had a critical artery bridge collapse I had to find alternate routes on my own. It was a mess, anyway I contacted them and they applied detours to the system.

Very helpful crew.

I need to plug into the website and update it. Might avoid the hassle then :rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:00 am

Imladris;1211502 wrote: I need to plug into the website and update it. Might avoid the hassle then :rolleyes:

The primary goal being not having to use up precious few brain matter by being forced to think.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:03 am

Nomad;1211511 wrote: The primary goal being not having to use up precious few brain matter by being forced to think.

Indeed! :-3

Thinking now...... are you saying I have little brain matter?

You'd be right!! :rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:05 am

Imladris;1211513 wrote: Indeed! :-3

Thinking now...... are you saying I have little brain matter?

You'd be right!! :rolleyes:

Its ok Immy. :-4 Everyone knows.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:18 am

Nomad;1211516 wrote: Its ok Immy. :-4 Everyone knows.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

So true, sad but true!

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:35 am

Radio Netherlands mentioned a story last night about a driver who was guided by a GPS unit to enter a highway via the exit.

Nobody was hurt in the ensuing accident, but the damage was estimated at €45,000.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:06 am

Richard Bell;1211557 wrote: Radio Netherlands mentioned a story last night about a driver who was guided by a GPS unit to enter a highway via the exit.

Nobody was hurt in the ensuing accident, but the damage was estimated at â‚¬45,000.

Oh heck! It seems I was lucky then!

We did meet a car towing a caravan down a country lane near us one summer. The poor driver was white - his sat nav had sent him on a short cut (!!) to a local holiday park. When you normally drive in urban settings Devon lanes are not recommended for towing caravans down :wah:

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:09 am

Imladris;1211627 wrote: Oh heck! It seems I was lucky then!

We did meet a car towing a caravan down a country lane near us one summer. The poor driver was white - his sat nav had sent him on a short cut (!!) to a local holiday park. When you normally drive in urban settings Devon lanes are not recommended for towing caravans down :wah:

racist

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:13 am

farmer giles;1211629 wrote: racist

tosser! :yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:16 pm

farmer giles;1211629 wrote: racist

:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:59 pm

We flashed a motorist to tell him his back lights were out and he said '******* me back lights..... where's my caravan?