Nomad The Conquerer

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:05 pm

Nomad had a business meeting with a very well connected attorney today. It went well. We chit chatted for almost an hour. Nomad isnt much of a social animal but hes pretty good when hes one on one, he recognizes his strengths and weaknesses. His strength is in his sincerity and genuineness. His weaknesses I think were all aware of so theres no point in dwelling on them. Nomad would be pleased if he recieved more praise than insults for his tenacity and determination.

Thank you,

Nomad

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:08 pm

but who won the game of conkers

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:08 pm

all hail lord nomad :-6:-6:-6

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:09 pm

Nomad;1215240 wrote: Nomad had a business meeting with a very well connected attorney today. It went well. We chit chatted for almost an hour. Nomad isnt much of a social animal but hes pretty good when hes one on one, he recognizes his strengths and weaknesses. His strength is in his sincerity and genuineness. His weaknesses I think were all aware of so theres no point in dwelling on them. Nomad would be pleased if he recieved more praise than insults for his tenacity and determination.

Thank you,

Nomad

My Hero!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:14 pm

2 praises one questionable. As long as I stay above 50 percentile Im happy.

Thank you,

Nomad

(you dont even have to mean it)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:16 pm

Debatable enigma's are riddling. Would you care to offer more diatribe?

This connected attorney??? What exactly was he connected to and did his wife know about it?

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:17 pm

Mr Nomad did good! Go Go Go

:yh_dance:yh_bigsmi

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:18 pm

Nomad Who?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:24 pm

oscar;1215248 wrote: Debatable enigma's are riddling. Would you care to offer more diatribe?

This connected attorney??? What exactly was he connected to and did his wife know about it?

His wife is dead.

The point is Nomad got his foot in the door.

A good door.

Nomad would like an atta boy even if its smudged with ridicule and venom.

Thank you,

Nomad the businessman (with business)

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:26 pm

Adults rarely get praised. It's part of being a grown-up.

I like your siggy pic. It looks like Mother Willow, the tree in Disney's Pocahontas. :-6

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:29 pm

Nomad;1215240 wrote: Nomad had a business meeting with a very well connected attorney today. It went well. We chit chatted for almost an hour. Nomad isnt much of a social animal but hes pretty good when hes one on one, he recognizes his strengths and weaknesses. His strength is in his sincerity and genuineness. His weaknesses I think were all aware of so theres no point in dwelling on them. Nomad would be pleased if he recieved more praise than insults for his tenacity and determination.

Thank you,

Nomad
I'm happy you've found a good lawyer. Who's suing you?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:30 pm

Nomad;1215253 wrote: His wife is dead.

The point is Nomad got his foot in the door.

A good door.

Nomad would like an atta boy even if its smudged with ridicule and venom.

Thank you,

Nomad the businessman (with business)

What did his wife die of? Was she loosley connected to him?

How do i know it's a good door. I haven't seen it. I just have your word that it's a good door. I mean, it could be a really bad door but it fooled you. How am i to know? You could know that it's a bad door but just telling me it's a good door to stop it feeling inferior.

You can't have an atta boy. They are far too dangerous even when smudged with ridicule and venom. In the wrong hands an atta boy could be lethal. Next there will be gangs of them roaming the streets killing innocent murderers.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:36 pm

Nomad;1215240 wrote: Nomad had a business meeting with a very well connected attorney today. It went well. We chit chatted for almost an hour. Nomad isnt much of a social animal but hes pretty good when hes one on one, he recognizes his strengths and weaknesses. His strength is in his sincerity and genuineness. His weaknesses I think were all aware of so theres no point in dwelling on them. Nomad would be pleased if he recieved more praise than insults for his tenacity and determination.

Thank you,

Nomad

ya done good!:guitarist:guitarist

hats off eh?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:38 pm

Ok thanks.

Nomad has research to do.

He'll try to think of something devastatingly clever upon his return.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:44 pm

Nomad;1215262 wrote: Ok thanks.

Nomad has research to do.

He'll try to think of something devastatingly clever upon his return.

Put on your tinfoil hat. It aids the thought beams to focus and swim through the ether to your brain.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:45 pm

I've always thought of you as a conquering hero. I knew you could do it! I knew you had it in you, inspite of what others said about you. In spite of your self-doubt. Didn't I always tell you you would succeed? Didn't I say, "If you can keep your head when . . ." wrong quote. Anyway, Congratulations! Good job! You're marvelous, just too marvelous for words.

(You didn't wear those little white shoes to the meeting, did you?)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:48 pm

Nomad;1215262 wrote: Ok thanks.

Nomad has research to do.

He'll try to think of something devastatingly clever upon his return.
See you in ten years then :sneaky:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:51 pm

oscar;1215258 wrote: What did his wife die of? Was she loosley connected to him?

How do i know it's a good door. I haven't seen it. I just have your word that it's a good door. I mean, it could be a really bad door but it fooled you. How am i to know? You could know that it's a bad door but just telling me it's a good door to stop it feeling inferior.

You can't have an atta boy. They are far too dangerous even when smudged with ridicule and venom. In the wrong hands an atta boy could be lethal. Next there will be gangs of them roaming the streets killing innocent murderers.

Yes she was married to him! :wah:

The tree doesn't have feelings. It's been chopped down. It's dead as a dodo. Dead as.....

Nomad. Get a dog. Call it Atta Boy. Then you'll hear the name constantly!

(Just don't let it chase rabbits!)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:55 pm

Rapunzel;1215274 wrote: Yes she was married to him! :wah:

The tree doesn't have feelings. It's been chopped down. It's dead as a dodo. Dead as.....

Nomad. Get a dog. Call it Atta Boy. Then you'll hear the name constantly!

(Just don't let it chase rabbits!)
Nomad and dog...... bad idea..... where would it lead? i mean the next thing would be they were getting married and having puppies.

Post by **spot** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:23 pm

Good stuff Nomie, the more you have like that the better. Especially if he's a litigious bastard.

You have to have been wearing a suit for this - come on, we ought to get a pic of you in it into the thread before you're finished with it.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:57 pm

Way to go Nomad!

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shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:38 pm

Atta Boy Nomie!!!!!! Way to go! What you did was AMAZING!!!!

:-6

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:48 pm

Hey Nomie can you let Nomad know he did good..!! :yh_clap:yh_clap

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:55 am

With typical British reservation I'd like to say -

You did quite well.

:sneaky::D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:26 am

Nomad;1215240 wrote: Nomad had a business meeting with a very well connected attorney today. It went well. We chit chatted for almost an hour. Nomad isnt much of a social animal but hes pretty good when hes one on one, he recognizes his strengths and weaknesses. His strength is in his sincerity and genuineness. His weaknesses I think were all aware of so theres no point in dwelling on them. Nomad would be pleased if he recieved more praise than insults for his tenacity and determination.

Thank you,

Nomad Oscar's serious hat goes on now.

Dearest Nomie Pommie,

I have no idea what it is you have achieved but Like Imaldris, i must say in true British form that you did reasonably well.

We would be very pleased if you would upload a pic of you in your suit,

Thankyou.

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ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:55 am

I think my computer is haunted. I just logged onto the Garden and the music of Staind singing It's Been A While was JUST THERE! Then that faded and Bette Midler began singing You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings!

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:13 am

My problem is that I expect you to do well. I expect you to pull off everything you attempt. So I will have to say that you have not disappointed me.:-6

You are like one of my kids, B. and I have absolute faith that you can only be the best, at whatever you choose to do. :-4

Anyone who doesn't see that, in whatever the meeting may be for, is an idiot, in this mothers opinion..:p

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:21 am

flopstock;1215495 wrote: My problem is that I expect you to do well. I expect you to pull off everything you attempt. So I will have to say that you have not disappointed me.:-6

You are like one of my kids, B. and I have absolute faith that you can only be the best, at whatever you choose to do. :-4

Anyone who doesn't see that, in whatever the meeting may be for, is an idiot, in this mothers opinion..:p

What a nice post floppy. :-4

What a suck up...I think I'm gonna puke! Please don't make me go on a long bike ride!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:49 am

Did he enjoy the way you talk about yourself in the third person?:D

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:36 am

And you Conquered what..?

what is / was the Phobia ?

OK - Congrats - Nomie needs to be petted, good boy....:yh_rotfl

I have one at home like this.....:yh_rotfl

Patsy

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:00 pm

flopstock;1215495 wrote: My problem is that I expect you to do well. I expect you to pull off everything you attempt. So I will have to say that you have not disappointed me.:-6

You are like one of my kids, B. and I have absolute faith that you can only be the best, at whatever you choose to do. :-4

Anyone who doesn't see that, in whatever the meeting may be for, is an idiot, in this mothers opinion..:p

Well there are an awful lot of idiots out there let me tell you !

I just sent out my 1st invoice.

To an attorney.

Who gets to do that ?

The cherry on top was I served 2 used car dealers.

I looked online to see what types of cars they sold.

I called ahead and asked for the defendant and told him Id be in to look at a BMW.

After serving him as I was leaving he said he hoped I get into a car crash.

:-6

Good job Nomad.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:22 pm

Nomad;1215547 wrote: Well there are an awful lot of idiots out there let me tell you !

I just sent out my 1st invoice.

To an attorney.

Who gets to do that ?

The cherry on top was I served 2 used car dealers.

I looked online to see what types of cars they sold.

I called ahead and asked for the defendant and told him Id be in to look at a BMW.

After serving him as I was leaving he said he hoped I get into a car crash.

:-6

Good job Nomad.

So sneaky!!!! I love it!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:23 pm

I don't envy you that job of serving defendants. But he should have realized you're just doing your job. Well! I hope you didn't get in a car crash and I hope he loses his case!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:28 pm

As usual i'm lost.

You met a solicitor, you pissed some people off, how did you do good? I want to say 'atta boy' as i like you but i don't know what you done exactly :-3

Post by **spot** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:39 pm

buttercup;1215614 wrote: I want to say 'atta boy' as i like you but i don't know what you done exactly :-3

He goes round making people offers they can't refuse.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:45 pm

Ah the 'i ching' of life, the godfather.

I suggest you go to the mattresses until me and Spot make a decision on when would be a safe return to the garden for you.

Don't marry any italian girls in the meantime, it wont last.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:33 pm

buttercup;1215620 wrote: Ah the 'i ching' of life, the godfather.

I suggest you go to the mattresses until me and Spot make a decision on when would be a safe return to the garden for you.

Don't marry any italian girls in the meantime, it wont last.

or Italian men!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:50 pm

Odie;1215673 wrote: or Italian men!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

My ex was Italian...never again. :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:02 pm

shelbell;1215678 wrote: My ex was Italian...never again. :wah:

so is you know who!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:15 pm

Odie;1215680 wrote: so is you know who!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ok, so we just need to find out who would be good....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:25 am

Nomad;1215547 wrote: Well there are an awful lot of idiots out there let me tell you !

I just sent out my 1st invoice.

To an attorney.

Who gets to do that ?

The cherry on top was I served 2 used car dealers.

I looked online to see what types of cars they sold.

I called ahead and asked for the defendant and told him Id be in to look at a BMW.

After serving him as I was leaving he said he hoped I get into a car crash.

:-6

Good job Nomad.

Excellent work, Mr Nomad!

Post by **spot** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:57 am

pinkchick;1215695 wrote: Excellent work, Mr Nomad!

Nomie doesn't wear the suit in the field, just when negotiating contracts.

I've found a photo of him in action...

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:07 am

spot;1215700 wrote: Nomie doesn't wear the suit in the field, just when negotiating contracts.

I've found a photo of him in action...

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nice one, spot

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:02 am

spot;1215700 wrote: Nomie doesn't wear the suit in the field, just when negotiating contracts.

I've found a photo of him in action...

the hairs not bad.

Post by **spot** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:18 am

Odie;1215706 wrote: the hairs not bad.

I think that's Glenn Fabry's artwork out of 2000 AD. There were quite a few artists on the various Slaine episodes, most of them well worth the attention. Great storylines too.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:31 am

Odie;1215706 wrote: the hairs not bad.

And he's lost that jaundiced look.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:42 pm

It seems as I have arrived late to the "Congratulations Nomad" party.

My pat on the back is still sincere nevertheless.

I brought cupcakes.

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:57 pm

Zapata;1215803 wrote: And he's lost that jaundiced look.

true.........but now he looks pale.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:08 pm

Yeah, but the connotation of that yellow look just wasn't right for a hero and conqueror.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:42 pm

Zapata;1215914 wrote: Yeah, but the connotation of that yellow look just wasn't right for a hero and conqueror.

oh how silly of me, a hero just doesn't do yellow does he?