12 Indicators that the economy is bad

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:14 pm

Top 12 Indicators That the Economy is Bad

12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are now learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:29 pm

:wah:

Very good, Lon.

Now............here's a true bad economy LINE DANCE for you.

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:08 pm

13) Small children have no knowledge of loose change.. £20 notes is the accepted currency of any child under 6 years old.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:10 pm

14) A 5 year old puts that model car you gave him for his birthday away in the attic sealed in polythene until the demand on e bay picks up.