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hoppy
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.' She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending end, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris,



I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
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CARLA
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Post by CARLA »

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ..!!
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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:wah::wah::wah:
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Post by AussiePam »

:sneaky:

After I got up of the floor from rotfling, I realised two things were even more fantastic than the punch line..

1 - This bloke is obviously not expiring from a debilitating disease..

and

2 - He's got 24 hours to live and all he can think of doing with that is having sex four times - with his wife!!!!

:yh_rotfl
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"

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Rapunzel
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Post by Rapunzel »

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Brilliant as ever Hopster! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1226369 wrote: :sneaky:

After I got up of the floor from rotfling, I realised two things were even more fantastic than the punch line..

1 - This bloke is obviously not expiring from a debilitating disease..

and

2 - He's got 24 hours to live and all he can think of doing with that is having sex four times - with his wife!!!!

:yh_rotfl


True. What a good bloke! I'd send him flowers! ;) :D :wah::wah:
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