This is not an actual thread

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:23 am

It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:53 am

Is it a threadless?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:00 am

It's possibly rather threadbare - but let's keep an open mind!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:24 am

AussiePam;1227668 wrote: It's possibly rather threadbare - but let's keep an open mind!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:10 am

The second amendment to the FG TOS, as I understand it, gives members the right to bare threads!

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:45 am

AussiePam;1227662 wrote: It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED

So you're upstaging Billy Connelly then?.....

sorry it's all I have at the moment . I've just had a serious fright before posting and it's scrambled me.

I'l see you tomorrow

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:47 am

I'm actually more impressed that you used this in one of your threads

it is a bastard,
nitey nite

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:29 am

Billy Connolly ???????????? Dunno what you're referrring to Fuzzy, but nobody could upstage the Man Who Sued God!!

Hope you're okay!!!

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:53 am

not really, but the wild turkey is helping, will be back to old self and in a position to answer properly tomoz:o sorry bad day today . and it's sunday who'd have thought eh?:o sorry

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:17 am

As with black holes that cannot be seen, one needs to study the effect it has on that that surrounds it. The vast gravitational pull, a non existant thread would have on passing members, is clearly evident. I was drawn to this AP singularity, via an angular momentum, positively charged and looking for the Event Horizon.

Alas, due to the time/space continuum, I seem to have arrived before the thread didnt exist

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:27 am

I cant handle it.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:00 am

AussiePam;1227662 wrote: It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED

I'll have what she ^ is having! :yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:34 pm

thread bare?? I expected soooo much more:wah::yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:44 pm

AussiePam;1227662 wrote: It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED

Wise words indeed, AussiePam.

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:00 pm

Snowfire;1227732 wrote: As with black holes that cannot be seen, one needs to study the effect it has on that that surrounds it. The vast gravitational pull, a non existant thread would have on passing members, is clearly evident. I was drawn to this AP singularity, via an angular momentum, positively charged and looking for the Event Horizon.

Alas, due to the time/space continuum, I seem to have arrived before the thread didnt exist

The AP singularity via an angular momentum!! - Hey that sounds like you're on skis!!! COOL!!!

And arriving before the thread didn't exist is rather like my flights from Sydney to San Francisco... MMMMMMMMMM

Morning ATFR - one tries to deal with life's deeper mysteries, sensitively...

Sorry I've let you down Chez. I'd go out and leap off something but the vast gravitational pull would arthur dent my event horizon and possibly my normality would turn into a penguin.

Nomad - consider this non actual thread as champagne powder snow. You go to pick up a handful and it flows away from you.. OK?!!

Peg - it's coffeeeeeeeeee !!! Well it should be. Heading out onto the thin ice of the new dawn and all that - un-threaded and bare.