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farmer giles
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i was sitting in jam packed burger king in Portsmouth city centre i was waiting for my daughter and had an hour to kill so whilst i took advantage of BK'S very kind buy one whopper get one free offer

i thought to kill the time i would log into facebook,i never had my reading glasses and had to hold my phone at arms length to focus on the face book small writing on the phone

just then a woman shouted oi are you taking photo's of me breast feeding

i looked away from my phone thinking pervert and to my horror she was glaring at me ,she had seen me holding my phone at arms length at assumed i was using the phone camera to take photo's of her feeding the baby DOH

i showed every one the facebook logo on my phone but i dont think anyone believed me

and too make matters worse as i was walking around the city i bumped into her and her friend three times and i heard her say to her friend look there is THAT man again :o:o:o:-5:-5
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Oh how I know your feeling.
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Post by qsducks »

oh i just read this account on facebook....only you Jim.:yh_rotfl
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Post by Peg »

It didn't happen to me, so therefore, I find it hysterical! :yh_rotfl
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Post by Sheryl »

:wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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farmer giles
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Post by farmer giles »

try this:thinking::thinking:



2% or 98% of Population?

Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them .... really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).



THINK of a number from 1 to 10



MULTIPLY that number by 9



If the number is a 2-digit number, ADD the digits together



Now SUBTRACT 5



DETERMINE which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)



THINK of a country that starts with that letter



REMEMBER the last letter of the name of that country



THINK of the name of an animal that starts with that letter



REMEMBER the last letter in the name of that animal





THINK of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter





Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

Isn't that FREAKY!! If not for you, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. However, 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark eating oranges when given this exercise.
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Post by cars »

So anyway, how did the pictures come out mate?:D:p:wah:
Cars :)
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Post by CARLA »

Yes you are right it could only happen to you.. :yh_rotfl
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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Post by Mariposa Traicionera »

You poor guy. :yh_rotfl
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Post by farmer giles »

Mariposa Traicionera;1235901 wrote: You poor guy. :yh_rotfl


enjoy ..next installment of a life in the firing life coming soon :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by Imladris »

farmer giles;1235514 wrote: try this:thinking::thinking:







Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?



Isn't that FREAKY!! If not for you, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. However, 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark eating oranges when given this exercise.


I had a koala in Denmark eating an apple......









BTW - admit it, you were secretly getting an eyeful weren't you :yh_rotfl
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Post by Bryn Mawr »

Imladris;1236571 wrote: I had a koala in Denmark eating an apple......









BTW - admit it, you were secretly getting an eyeful weren't you :yh_rotfl


Snap :-)
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