Gordon Brown and Cameron to go head to head live on tv...

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There is talk that we may follow in the footsteps of the US and for the first time, our noble leaders to go head to head live on TV.

This begs the following questions.

1) Do we care?

2) Will they be warned of the questions in advance?

3) Will Gordon Brown manage to actually answer a question in full?

4) Will Gordon Brown actually manage to last two hours without losing his temper?

5) Will Gordon Brown lie?

6) Will David Cameron lie?

7) Will both of them lie?

8) How long will it be before you have thrown your shoe at the tv set?

9) Finally, will we actually listen to them and believe what the pair of them say?

10) Will anyone know who Nick Clegg is?

Answers on a postcard please to Peter Lake's house. (No swearing).