Hansel and Gretel - The Movie

TruthBringer · Post by **TruthBringer** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:51 pm

Just a thought here but I think they should make a hansel and gretel movie and make it rated R and make the witch scary lookin as ever and make it kinda like a twist between the new chainsaw massacre and maybe hostel or somethin along those lines but make it freaky as heck and of course keep the same story line where the kids get out at the end.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:22 pm

TruthBringer;1241072 wrote: Just a thought here but I think they should make a hansel and gretel movie and make it rated R and make the witch scary lookin as ever and make it kinda like a twist between the new chainsaw massacre and maybe hostel or somethin along those lines but make it freaky as heck and of course keep the same story line where the kids get out at the end.
The house would have to be in the woods like 'Blair Witch Project'. Substitute the kids for teenagers and throw in some 'Jason' From Halloween type stuff along with a Norman Bates Shower Scene for good measure.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:00 am

I bet Joona would love this thread! :wah:

Change the witch to the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, kids used to be really scared of him (of course todays kids are probably too desensitised to be scared!) :rolleyes:

The house would have to be in the woods like 'Blair Witch Project'. Substitute the kids for teenagers and throw in some 'Jason' From Halloween type stuff along with a Norman Bates Shower Scene for good measure.

Nah. Same old, same old. It's all been done. You need to update it and put in some special FX. And what about a poltergeist and some ectoplasm?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:27 am

Rapunzel;1241079 wrote: I bet Joona would love this thread! :wah:

Change the witch to the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, kids used to be really scared of him (of course todays kids are probably too desensitised to be scared!) :rolleyes:

Nah. Same old, same old. It's all been done. You need to update it and put in some special FX. And what about a poltergeist and some ectoplasm? Instead of Hansel and Gretel, couldn't it be 'Spot and Bryn go to America'?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:35 pm

Make Hansel and Gretel the villains and the witch out in the woods the victim. When she looks out into her garden, and sees those bread crumbs trailing toward her cottage, she gets scared............really scared.

:D

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:41 pm

Spooky close up images of the gingerbread house.....psycho music playing, as pieces are sawed off and eaten.........................