Car trouble

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:23 am

I had a flat tire on the 401, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

Cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a cop pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know........ So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:26 am

:wah: Handy to have in the trunk!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:30 am

Good idea Odie :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:39 am

:yh_rotfl

What will they think of next??

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:50 am

chonsigirl;1246500 wrote: :wah: Handy to have in the trunk!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:29 am

Odie;1246499 wrote: I had a flat tire on the 401, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

Cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a cop pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know........ So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:31 am

Now that is hysterical Odie...love it...gave me a good laugh for the day:yh_rotfl

Thanks:-6

almostfamous · Post by **almostfamous** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:36 am

:wah::wah: You just attributed to my first laugh of the day, thanks

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:53 am

G#Gill;1246501 wrote: Good idea Odie :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

it was good eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:54 am

along-for-the-ride;1246503 wrote: :yh_rotfl

What will they think of next??

oh geez!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:55 am

Kathy Ellen;1246515 wrote: Now that is hysterical Odie...love it...gave me a good laugh for the day:yh_rotfl

Thanks:-6

almostfamous;1246544 wrote: :wah::wah: You just attributed to my first laugh of the day, thanks

your welcome friends, laughing is a good thing!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:21 am

Kathy Ellen;1246515 wrote: Now that is hysterical Odie...love it...gave me a good laugh for the day:yh_rotfl

Thanks:-6

Me too. I laughed my socks off and I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

:-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:01 pm

Rapunzel;1246585 wrote: Me too. I laughed my socks off and I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

:-6

glad it helped.......your most welcome!:D

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:18 pm

How can you laugh, some poor innocent person could have been killed, Odie, get some fold away triangles, you were lucky this time.

ps. can you get cardboard cutouts of hot totty.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:20 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I'm getting me some.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:37 pm

Barman;1246698 wrote: How can you laugh, some poor innocent person could have been killed, Odie, get some fold away triangles, you were lucky this time.

ps. can you get cardboard cutouts of hot totty.

:-5:-5:-5:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:38 pm

CARLA;1246700 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I getting me some.

me to, but I'm first, it was my joke!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:40 pm

Now that I Love....:yh_rotfl

too funny - got a real laugh out of that - I want those 2 men...

too funny:yh_rotfl

very cute

Patsy

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:10 pm

Patsy Warnick;1246775 wrote: Now that I Love....:yh_rotfl

too funny - got a real laugh out of that - I want those 2 men...

too funny:yh_rotfl

very cute

Patsy

:wah::wah: