Oh look
Oh look
Next time you are out with a friend or family or even a stranger if you have no friends or family:p
Just say "Oh look, a dead seagull", see if they look up, stupid buggers.
Just say "Oh look, a dead seagull", see if they look up, stupid buggers.
Oh look
You are truly evil, Barman!!
(I'd like to use a sneaky smiley here, but they are apparently on strike)
(I'd like to use a sneaky smiley here, but they are apparently on strike)
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Oh look
Barman;1247879 wrote: Next time you are out with a friend or family or even a stranger if you have no friends or family:p
Just say "Oh look, a dead seagull", see if they look up, stupid buggers.
you can tell the way a man thinks by the car he drives.:sneaky:
Just say "Oh look, a dead seagull", see if they look up, stupid buggers.
you can tell the way a man thinks by the car he drives.:sneaky:
Life is just to short for drama.
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Here ya go Pam....:sneaky:
Barman, that is hysterical:wah:
Yes, I would definitely look up ^:wah:
Barman, that is hysterical:wah:
Yes, I would definitely look up ^:wah:
Oh look
How the heck did you do that, Kathy????? What did you offer the emoticons so that you got three... yes THREE (3) to work for you???????? I can't get even one of the little miscreants. It's the coconut thing still I reckon. One single battered coconut and they get all hysterical and throw a wobbly on me!!!!! I hope the seagull somehow resurrects itself, has all three of them for brekkie, then poops right on whatever car anyone's driving....
Flounce flounce flounce flounce....
(And what's more I'm not inviting any of you to my party. You'll be sorry)
SLAM
[loud door banging emoticon withholding labor here]
Flounce flounce flounce flounce....
(And what's more I'm not inviting any of you to my party. You'll be sorry)
SLAM
[loud door banging emoticon withholding labor here]
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
- Kathy Ellen
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- Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:04 pm
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AussiePam;1247918 wrote: How the heck did you do that, Kathy????? What did you offer the emoticons so that you got three... yes THREE (3) to work for you???????? I can't get even one of the little miscreants. It's the coconut thing still I reckon. One single battered coconut and they get all hysterical and throw a wobbly on me!!!!! I hope the seagull somehow resurrects itself, has all three of them for brekkie, then poops right on whatever car anyone's driving....
Flounce flounce flounce flounce....
(And what's more I'm not inviting any of you to my party. You'll be sorry)
SLAM
[loud door banging emoticon withholding labor here]
Sorry Pam...flounce all ya want...but I'm on strike with the smileys:wah: The poor, wee buggers need more respect and higher pay:(:D;):p
:sneaky:
Flounce flounce flounce flounce....
(And what's more I'm not inviting any of you to my party. You'll be sorry)
SLAM
[loud door banging emoticon withholding labor here]
Sorry Pam...flounce all ya want...but I'm on strike with the smileys:wah: The poor, wee buggers need more respect and higher pay:(:D;):p
Oh look
Barman;1247879 wrote: Next time you are out with a friend or family or even a stranger if you have no friends or family:p
Just say "Oh look, a dead seagull", see if they look up, stupid buggers.
that would so be me!!!
Odie;1247903 wrote: you can tell the way a man thinks by the car he drives.:sneaky:
I've seen his car
Just say "Oh look, a dead seagull", see if they look up, stupid buggers.
that would so be me!!!
Odie;1247903 wrote: you can tell the way a man thinks by the car he drives.:sneaky:
I've seen his car
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Oh look
AussiePam;1247918 wrote: How the heck did you do that, Kathy????? What did you offer the emoticons so that you got three... yes THREE (3) to work for you???????? I can't get even one of the little miscreants. It's the coconut thing still I reckon. One single battered coconut and they get all hysterical and throw a wobbly on me!!!!! I hope the seagull somehow resurrects itself, has all three of them for brekkie, then poops right on whatever car anyone's driving....
Flounce flounce flounce flounce....
(And what's more I'm not inviting any of you to my party. You'll be sorry)
SLAM
[loud door banging emoticon withholding labor here]
LMAO! :wah:
OK I just popped by for a few mins as I'm taking a fake sickie day today.
Its unusual for me as I don't like doing it but there's some major family probs that have to be sorted today. And as a btw, fgs write a will folks. I had NO FREAKING IDEA of the roaches that would crawl out from the woodwork once they thought a bit of free money was in the offing. Nice family members suddenly turn into a cross between wolverine and the devil. Don't let it happen to you. If you want your wishes to be considered - WRITE A WILL!!! Otherwise it goes to the undeserving relatives that you loathe! :-5:-5
OK, got that off my chest
as you're talking about dead seagulls I just HAD to add the clip below:
Dove Doesn't Make it Through Peace Day*Video
21st September was Peace Day in Afghanistan. Watch the chap to the right of the lady speaking as they all throw their doves of peace into the air. Oops! :yh_rotfl
Flounce flounce flounce flounce....
(And what's more I'm not inviting any of you to my party. You'll be sorry)
SLAM
[loud door banging emoticon withholding labor here]
LMAO! :wah:
OK I just popped by for a few mins as I'm taking a fake sickie day today.
Its unusual for me as I don't like doing it but there's some major family probs that have to be sorted today. And as a btw, fgs write a will folks. I had NO FREAKING IDEA of the roaches that would crawl out from the woodwork once they thought a bit of free money was in the offing. Nice family members suddenly turn into a cross between wolverine and the devil. Don't let it happen to you. If you want your wishes to be considered - WRITE A WILL!!! Otherwise it goes to the undeserving relatives that you loathe! :-5:-5
OK, got that off my chest
as you're talking about dead seagulls I just HAD to add the clip below:
Dove Doesn't Make it Through Peace Day*Video
21st September was Peace Day in Afghanistan. Watch the chap to the right of the lady speaking as they all throw their doves of peace into the air. Oops! :yh_rotfl
Oh look
Rapunzel;1248003 wrote: LMAO! :wah:
OK I just popped by for a few mins as I'm taking a fake sickie day today.
Its unusual for me as I don't like doing it but there's some major family probs that have to be sorted today. And as a btw, fgs write a will folks. I had NO FREAKING IDEA of the roaches that would crawl out from the woodwork once they thought a bit of free money was in the offing. Nice family members suddenly turn into a cross between wolverine and the devil. Don't let it happen to you. If you want your wishes to be considered - WRITE A WILL!!! Otherwise it goes to the undeserving relatives that you loathe! :-5:-5
OK, got that off my chest
as you're talking about dead seagulls I just HAD to add the clip below:
Dove Doesn't Make it Through Peace Day*Video
21st September was Peace Day in Afghanistan. Watch the chap to the right of the lady speaking as they all throw their doves of peace into the air. Oops! :yh_rotfl
That poor dove!!! You can see how awkward that bloke felt holding a dead bird - poor sod was probably thinking 'What the heck do I do now?' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
OK I just popped by for a few mins as I'm taking a fake sickie day today.
Its unusual for me as I don't like doing it but there's some major family probs that have to be sorted today. And as a btw, fgs write a will folks. I had NO FREAKING IDEA of the roaches that would crawl out from the woodwork once they thought a bit of free money was in the offing. Nice family members suddenly turn into a cross between wolverine and the devil. Don't let it happen to you. If you want your wishes to be considered - WRITE A WILL!!! Otherwise it goes to the undeserving relatives that you loathe! :-5:-5
OK, got that off my chest
as you're talking about dead seagulls I just HAD to add the clip below:
Dove Doesn't Make it Through Peace Day*Video
21st September was Peace Day in Afghanistan. Watch the chap to the right of the lady speaking as they all throw their doves of peace into the air. Oops! :yh_rotfl
That poor dove!!! You can see how awkward that bloke felt holding a dead bird - poor sod was probably thinking 'What the heck do I do now?' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Oh look
Imladris;1248008 wrote:
That poor dove!!! You can see how awkward that bloke felt holding a dead bird - poor sod was probably thinking 'What the heck do I do now?' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I know! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It's one of those things that are horrible if they happen to you but hilarious when it happens to someone else! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That poor dove!!! You can see how awkward that bloke felt holding a dead bird - poor sod was probably thinking 'What the heck do I do now?' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I know! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It's one of those things that are horrible if they happen to you but hilarious when it happens to someone else! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl