Practical Jokes....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:40 pm

Have you ever played a Practical Joke on any-one?

I was Reminiscing' tonight with some friends about the classics myself and family have pulled over the years. Here's just some of the best:

1) I broke into my brothers house while he was at work and re-arranged all his furnature.

2) While my eldest brother was away for two weeks and we were house sitting for him, we put his house up for sale.

3) We wrote 'I'm a Knob' in bleach on my brothers lawn.

4) My sister sent her husband to work one morning with cardbaord as filling in his sandwiches.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:45 pm

Some guy used to bring his lunch to work in a metal lunch box. He'd set it down outside the boss's office when he got there, then go in and tell the boss what we all did or didn't do. One morning while he was doing that SOMEONE spot welded his lunch box shut.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:05 pm

4) My sister sent her husband to work one morning with cardbaord as filling in his sandwiches.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Mike changed the switches in the hallway, when I went to put on the bathroom light, the hallway light came on.

as I tried it again.....he stood there killing himself laughing.....I didn't.:rolleyes::-5:-5

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:44 pm

Actually when "smoking" was allowed at work, this one guy (who was a dear friend of mine) always loved to smoke the most hurendously smelling nasty "cheap" cigars. All around him could smell that nasty cigar. He would light it up and puff it 3 or 4 times put in his ash tray and break off the burning tip, and save it. 2 cigars lasted him all day that way. He did this all day long, needless to say, each time he relit the same cigar it smelled worse then the last time. Well one day he did his 3 puff thing, left the cigar in his ash tray and went to a meeting.

So, I took his cigar out of the ash tray, and carefully removed some of the tobaco from the body of the cigar, and stuffed in some cut up rubber bands, and then replaced some of the tobaco at the tip. Well, he finally returned to his desk, and of course lit his cigar, and after the first puff he said, do you smell something burning, all around knew what I had done, and were laughing, me peeing my pants, and after the second puff he knew what I had done!!! I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life! It was 3 days later before he would talk to me again!! After that, he still smoked, but bought a little more expensive better smelling cigar. All were happier.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:02 pm

hoppy;1248785 wrote: Some guy used to bring his lunch to work in a metal lunch box. He'd set it down outside the boss's office when he got there, then go in and tell the boss what we all did or didn't do. One morning while he was doing that SOMEONE spot welded his lunch box shut. I have just sputtered coffee over my keyboard..... Now.. that is damn funny !!!! :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:05 pm

Odie;1248791 wrote: 4) My sister sent her husband to work one morning with cardbaord as filling in his sandwiches.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Mike changed the switches in the hallway, when I went to put on the bathroom light, the hallway light came on.

as I tried it again.....he stood there killing himself laughing.....I didn't.:rolleyes::-5:-5 That's one my brother will be Interested In for revenge on his wife:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:09 pm

cars;1248814 wrote: Actually when "smoking" was allowed at work, this one guy (who was a dear friend of mine) always loved to smoke the most hurendously smelling nasty "cheap" cigars. All around him could smell that nasty cigar. He would light it up and puff it 3 or 4 times put in his ash tray and break off the burning tip, and save it. 2 cigars lasted him all day that way. He did this all day long, needless to say, each time he relit the same cigar it smelled worse then the last time. Well one day he did his 3 puff thing, left the cigar in his ash tray and went to a meeting.

So, I took his cigar out of the ash tray, and carefully removed some of the tobaco from the body of the cigar, and stuffed in some cut up rubber bands, and then replaced some of the tobaco at the tip. Well, he finally returned to his desk, and of course lit his cigar, and after the first puff he said, do you smell something burning, all around knew what I had done, and were laughing, me peeing my pants, and after the second puff he knew what I had done!!! I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life! It was 3 days later before he would talk to me again!! After that, he still smoked, but bought a little more expensive better smelling cigar. All were happier.

Another I must store in my memory for future use :yh_rotfl Rubber Bands??? God, I bet that stunk !!

You reminded me.... when I was a young teenager and had started smoking.... Yes I admit It... I used to steal the odd cigg out of my Fathers packet. When he accused me I would just act all 'Miss Innocent' of course. So one time, I bought 20 ciggs the same brand as his and every time he was out the room, I'd add a cigg to his pack. He was absolutely baffled :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:07 am

One night on the way home from an night out, my brother and I passed our late sister house on the way home and noticed she had a full line of washing still hanging out in her garden. We carefully un-pegged the lot... and re-pegged them all onto some-one elses washing line 10 doors up.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:14 am

Does anyone remember 'Chads'? The form of graffitti? A link for those not aware.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(graffiti)

My late sister and her husband lived in a row of terraced houses with an 8 ft wall spanning the length of the terrace. Her husbands nickname in our family was 'SNOD'. The night after she had moved house, my brother and I crept up to the wall in the night with spray paint cans and drew a large Chad on the wall with the slogan 'WOT ?? NO SNOD??

This actually back-fired on us as we did not realise that the wall was so porous. As we drove to work the next morning, and passed the terrace, the council were there with all kinds of chemical sprays trying to get the paint out of this 17th century wall. It took months for them to get it out.

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:46 am

Many years ago I worked as a lifeguard in the local pool. On Sunday evenings there was a naturist swim which we would work. One time a new lifeguard was working it for the first time and when he got there the other two were sitting in the staff room naked wearing only shoes and whistles reading the paper. He asked what they were doing and was told that it was a naturist session and they worked naked to not upset the swimmers. He naturally asked how people would know who the lifeguards were so the other two just waved their whistles at him. Guess it seemed logical to him as he stripped off and went poolside to begin work. The other two got dressed locked the door and went out as the naturists came into the pool,they looked at the nude staff a bit funny but didn't say anything. The two now dressed staff walked past asked what he was doing naked and started work. Seems it took him a few seconds to click on and then another thirty to realize the staff room door was locked............:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:50 am

oscar;1248832 wrote: that's one my brother will be interested in for revenge on his wife:yh_rotfl

it wasn't funny!:-5:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:51 am

FUBAR;1248846 wrote: Many years ago I worked as a lifeguard in the local pool. On Sunday evenings there was a naturist swim which we would work. One time a new lifeguard was working it for the first time and when he got there the other two were sitting in the staff room naked wearing only shoes and whistles reading the paper. He asked what they were doing and was told that it was a naturist session and they worked naked to not upset the swimmers. He naturally asked how people would know who the lifeguards were so the other two just waved their whistles at him. Guess it seemed logical to him as he stripped off and went poolside to begin work. The other two got dressed locked the door and went out as the naturists came into the pool,they looked at the nude staff a bit funny but didn't say anything. The two now dressed staff walked past asked what he was doing naked and started work. Seems it took him a few seconds to click on and then another thirty to realize the staff room door was locked............:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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hey FUBAR, nice to see you back posting!:guitarist

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:28 am

The cat pooped where she shouldnt have.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Good one Simone. Ya got me good.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:50 am

Nomad;1248876 wrote: The cat pooped where she shouldnt have.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Good one Simone. Ya got me good.

they let you own a cat?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:08 am

Odie;1248907 wrote: they let you own a cat? No... they let the cat own Nomad :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:11 am

oscar;1248913 wrote: No... they let the cat own Nomad :wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hey Juile.....love your new avy!:guitarist

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:27 am

Odie;1248917 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hey Juile.....love your new avy!:guitarist
That was one of the pics that Terri ( Red Glitter) e mailed me. :guitarist

Love yours too. :guitarist

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:22 am

oscar;1248925 wrote: That was one of the pics that Terri ( Red Glitter) e mailed me. :guitarist

Love yours too. :guitarist

no wonder it looked familiar!:rolleyes:

Hi, is it me your looking for?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl