I have reported Farmer Giles thread to the mods..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:50 pm

No reason.

:yh_wink:yh_eyebro

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:56 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1252508

My work is done here.

I think I'll call it a night.

:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:05 pm

along-for-the-ride;1252566 wrote: http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1252508

My work is done here.

I think I'll call it a night.

:D

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:38 pm

ok aftr that got me i did it 4 times before i realised what the f was happening :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:47 pm

farmer giles;1252614 wrote: ok aftr that got me i did it 4 times before i realised what the f was happening :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

finally!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:04 am

Odie;1252616 wrote: finally!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

it also happens if you type in ctrl + w at the same time

:)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:32 am

farmer giles;1252618 wrote: it also happens if you type in ctrl + w at the same time

:)

:sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:50 am

farmer giles;1252618 wrote: it also happens if you type in ctrl + w at the same time

:)
I am reporting your post to the mods.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:18 am

oscar;1252707 wrote: I am reporting your post to the mods.

You are actually making more sense on this thread than you are on the BNP one

:)

i know :rolleyes: you are reporting this thread to the mods :rolleyes:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:13 pm

farmer giles;1252712 wrote: You are actually making more sense on this thread than you are on the BNP one

:)

i know :rolleyes: you are reporting this thread to the mods :rolleyes:

it worked.....he hasn't been here today.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:28 pm

Mrs. Oscar:

Thank you for your report-a-post submission. We appreciate fine, upstanding members such as yourself looking out on our behalf. We are currently reviewing the offensive issue and have come to the conclusion that none of the punishments in our current repoitoire are severe enough for the member in question. Any suggestions for cruel and unusual punishment would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

The Mods.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:37 pm

G-man;1252864 wrote: Mrs. Oscar:

Thank you for your report-a-post submission. We appreciate fine, upstanding members such as yourself looking out on our behalf. We are currently reviewing the offensive issue and have come to the conclusion that none of the punishments in our current repoitoire are severe enough for the member in question. Any suggestions for cruel and unusual punishment would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

The Mods.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:43 pm

I was just in the mantyhose thread and I believe the punishment should somehow involve pantyhose...

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:45 pm

G-man;1252873 wrote: I was just in the mantyhose thread and I believe the punishment should somehow involve pantyhose...

we can use women's tights.:sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:53 pm

G-man;1252864 wrote: Mrs. Oscar:

Thank you for your report-a-post submission. We appreciate fine, upstanding members such as yourself looking out on our behalf. We are currently reviewing the offensive issue and have come to the conclusion that none of the punishments in our current repoitoire are severe enough for the member in question. Any suggestions for cruel and unusual punishment would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

The Mods. Thank You Mr G Man. I am currently reviewing cruel and tortuous punishments for those who step out of line and offend fine upstanding members such as myself, as you rightly pointed out. May I also add what a marvellous job you mods do and how infinitly grateful we are to you. Without your fine work, FG would be awash with the dregs of society. Unfortunately, on the rare occassion, one of these undesirables does slip through the net and I find it my duty as a British Citizen to report their posts on a regular basis. I usually find that these undesirables are of the British kind and live in the region of Bracknell, Berkshire although one has been spotted nearer to my home. One shall continue to keep alert and I will page you the moment one of their posts appears. We must stamp out this blatent attempt to flood FG with these posts before our fine reputation in the world arena of forums takes a dive south. For this reason, I have decided to never sleep again and keep watch avidly. You can not trust these undesirables who may get up in the middle of the night and try to slip an offensive post in where they think we will not see it.

Oscar

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:00 pm

Odie;1252875 wrote: we can use women's tights.:sneaky:

He'd probably put them over that big bald head, take pictures, then go rob someone!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:02 pm

shelbell;1252887 wrote: He'd probably put them over that big bald head, take pictures, then go rob someone!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh yeah, plus we'd need a size XXXL!:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:03 pm

oscar;1252883 wrote: Thank You Mr G Man. I am currently reviewing cruel and tortuous punishments for those who step out of line and offend fine upstanding members such as myself, as you rightly pointed out. May I also add what a marvellous job you mods do and how infinitly grateful we are to you. Without your fine work, FG would be awash with the dregs of society. Unfortunately, on the rare occassion, one of these undesirables does slip through the net and I find it my duty as a British Citizen to report their posts on a regular basis. I usually find that these undesirables are of the British kind and live in the region of Bracknell, Berkshire although one has been spotted nearer to my home. One shall continue to keep alert and I will page you the moment one of their posts appears. We must stamp out this blatent attempt to flood FG with these posts before our fine reputation in the world arena of forums takes a dive south. For this reason, I have decided to never sleep again and keep watch avidly. You can not trust these undesirables who may get up in the middle of the night and try to slip an offensive post in where they think we will not see it.

Oscar

can't stop laughing...........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:18 pm

Odie;1252888 wrote: oh yeah, plus we'd need a size XXXL!:yh_rotfl For his head, more of a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:49 pm

oscar;1252906 wrote: For his head, more of a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL :yh_rotfl

three heads in one?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:03 am

Odie;1252858 wrote: it worked.....he hasn't been here today.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

er earth calling odd eee you have quoted me ...the proof is out there that i have been on fg ..... if you quote me i must of been here

the mother ship is waiting be packed and ready if you could take oscar with you for painfull invasive experiments on her by evil aliens that would be good for mankind

:)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:14 am

farmer giles;1252955 wrote: er earth calling odd eee you have quoted me ...the proof is out there that i have been on fg ..... if you quote me i must of been here

the mother ship is waiting be packed and ready if you could take oscar with you for painfull invasive experiments on her by evil aliens that would be good for mankind

:)
I have already been abducted by aliens... I live in Bristol. :yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:37 am

oscar;1252906 wrote: For his head, more of a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL :yh_rotfl

a pair of yours then :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:34 pm

farmer giles;1252955 wrote: er earth calling odd eee you have quoted me ...the proof is out there that i have been on fg ..... if you quote me i must of been here

the mother ship is waiting be packed and ready if you could take oscar with you for painfull invasive experiments on her by evil aliens that would be good for mankind

:)

Odd reporting for duty!:guitarist

Oscar is hard to catch Captain, she's slippery like a fox.:sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:40 pm

Odie;1253176 wrote: Odd reporting for duty!:guitarist

Oscar is hard to catch Captain, she's slippery like a fox.:sneaky: Us Parlimentary Candidates out out all hours raising our profiles in the community :sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:41 pm

farmer giles;1253073 wrote: a pair of yours then :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm reporting this post to the mods.

Scammel :sneaky::sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:42 pm

oscar;1253178 wrote: Us Parlimentary Candidates out out all hours raising our profiles in the community :sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl

shame on you.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:30 pm

Every time I report him they tell me to take a number.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:01 pm

Nomad;1253253 wrote: Every time I report him they tell me to take a number.

Which number do you take?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:43 pm

Rapunzel;1253269 wrote: Which number do you take?

I just ban him in my head. Then I eat pie.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:37 pm

Nomad;1253276 wrote: I just ban him in my head. Then I eat pie.

I'll ban him in my head too! Now where's the pie and what kind is it??? :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:44 am

Nomad;1253276 wrote: I just ban him in my head. Then I eat pie.

Well that just killed my mental image of you sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by lots of numbers. I was thinking that maybe you could use them to make up a hopscotch board - to keep you from being bored while you wait.

Now I'll have to imagine you eating a pie instead.

As a btw, how odd that American's say 'eat pie'. We say 'eat a cherry pie' or 'an apple pie', we always specify what kind of pie it is. Likewise, we would say steak-and-kidney pie or at Christmas we have mince pies. (Sweet mince, not savoury).

Another thing I find odd is that you say 'berry' whereas we specify strawberry or gooseberry or blueberry, etc.

I think it probably strikes me as odd because we are all so similar in so many ways that this kind of jumps out at you because it's different. I haven't explained myself very well. It was just one of those things that struck me as unusual.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:41 am

Rapunzel;1253328 wrote: Well that just killed my mental image of you sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by lots of numbers. I was thinking that maybe you could use them to make up a hopscotch board - to keep you from being bored while you wait.

Now I'll have to imagine you eating a pie instead.

As a btw, how odd that American's say 'eat pie'. We say 'eat a cherry pie' or 'an apple pie', we always specify what kind of pie it is. Likewise, we would say steak-and-kidney pie or at Christmas we have mince pies. (Sweet mince, not savoury).

Another thing I find odd is that you say 'berry' whereas we specify strawberry or gooseberry or blueberry, etc.

I think it probably strikes me as odd because we are all so similar in so many ways that this kind of jumps out at you because it's different. I haven't explained myself very well. It was just one of those things that struck me as unusual.

Your entire reply strikes me as unusual.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:57 am

Rapunzel;1253328 wrote: Well that just killed my mental image of you sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by lots of numbers. I was thinking that maybe you could use them to make up a hopscotch board - to keep you from being bored while you wait.

Now I'll have to imagine you eating a pie instead.

As a btw, how odd that American's say 'eat pie'. We say 'eat a cherry pie' or 'an apple pie', we always specify what kind of pie it is. Likewise, we would say steak-and-kidney pie or at Christmas we have mince pies. (Sweet mince, not savoury).

Another thing I find odd is that you say 'berry' whereas we specify strawberry or gooseberry or blueberry, etc.

I think it probably strikes me as odd because we are all so similar in so many ways that this kind of jumps out at you because it's different. I haven't explained myself very well. It was just one of those things that struck me as unusual.
And they eat Grits :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:48 am

shelbell;1253295 wrote: I'll ban him in my head too! Now where's the pie and what kind is it??? :yh_rotfl

Mississippi Mud!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:54 am

oscar;1252883 wrote: Thank You Mr G Man. I am currently reviewing cruel and tortuous punishments for those who step out of line and offend fine upstanding members such as myself, as you rightly pointed out. May I also add what a marvellous job you mods do and how infinitly grateful we are to you. Without your fine work, FG would be awash with the dregs of society. Unfortunately, on the rare occassion, one of these undesirables does slip through the net and I find it my duty as a British Citizen to report their posts on a regular basis. I usually find that these undesirables are of the British kind and live in the region of Bracknell, Berkshire although one has been spotted nearer to my home. One shall continue to keep alert and I will page you the moment one of their posts appears. We must stamp out this blatent attempt to flood FG with these posts before our fine reputation in the world arena of forums takes a dive south. For this reason, I have decided to never sleep again and keep watch avidly. You can not trust these undesirables who may get up in the middle of the night and try to slip an offensive post in where they think we will not see it.

Oscar

It's already WAY too late for that!!! We've been headin' south for a long time now. :yh_rotfl

Btw, this mod is gonna' have to report you for your avatar...

Do your dogs have any idea that you're postin' all their personal business for the entire world to see? It's almost as bad as that airline security/porn thread where that poor fella' has all his stuff exposed for the entire world to see! The love handles floppin' out all over were embarassin' enough, but to have all his bits and bobs danglin' all about, as well? :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:45 pm

G-man;1253478 wrote: It's already WAY too late for that!!! We've been headin' south for a long time now. :yh_rotfl

Btw, this mod is gonna' have to report you for your avatar...

Do your dogs have any idea that you're postin' all their personal business for the entire world to see? It's almost as bad as that airline security/porn thread where that poor fella' has all his stuff exposed for the entire world to see! The love handles floppin' out all over were embarassin' enough, but to have all his bits and bobs danglin' all about, as well? :yh_rotfl

damn right, that's dog porn!

off with her clothes!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl