Most Obnoxious Song In The History Of The World

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:38 pm

My vote is for Muskrat Love

Captain & Tenille

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:54 pm

Nomad;1253973 wrote: My vote is for Muskrat Love

Captain & Tenille

You've got to go a long way to beat The Birdie Song :yh_sick

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:28 am

Short People by Randy Newman gets my vote.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:58 am

Nomad;1253973 wrote: My vote is for Muskrat Love

Captain & Tenille

I like that song.:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:03 am

Loving you by Minnie Riperton (the bit where she screeches just makes me want to aaaaaaaargh!!)

Grandma we love you by St Winifred's School choir

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:15 am

Imladris;1254003 wrote: Loving you by Minnie Riperton (the bit where she screeches just makes me want to aaaaaaaargh!!)

Grandma we love you by St Winifred's School choir Have to agree with you there :wah: My ex husband had a downs syndrome little brother who died at 15 years old from heart failure but he loved that Minnie Ripperton song. My Ex mother in law bought it for him and he'd sing along to it 20 times a day and it drove me mental.

My choice would be 'Say say say' by Jackson and McCartney.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:20 am

Imladris;1254003 wrote: Loving you by Minnie Riperton (the bit where she screeches just makes me want to aaaaaaaargh!!)

Grandma we love you by St Winifred's School choir

Oh I have to yes on this one.

just to to annoying!:-5:-5

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:56 pm

Imladris;1254003 wrote:

Grandma we love you by St Winifred's School choir

Oh no!

How can you say that?

That was such a cute song! :wah:

I'd have to vote for anything by Lena Zavaroni! :p

Especially 'Ma, he's makin' eyes at me' :p:p:p

YouTube - Lena Zavaroni Sings A Silly "Ma He's Making Eyes At Me"

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:07 pm

Rapunzel;1254092 wrote: Oh no!

How can you say that?

That was such a cute song! :wah:

I'd have to vote for anything by Lena Zavaroni! :p

Especially 'Ma, he's makin' eyes at me' :p:p:p

YouTube - Lena Zavaroni Sings A Silly "Ma He's Making Eyes At Me"
When I was a kid, this drove me mad:

YouTube - Middle Of The Road-Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

I wanted her killed.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:39 pm

This one has my vote:

ARTIST: Mungo Jerry

TITLE: In the Summertime

Lyrics and Chords

Chh chh-chh, uh, chh chh-chh, uh

Chh chh-chh, uh, chh chh-chh, uh...

In the summertime when the weather is high

You can stretch right up and touch the sky

When the weather's fine

You got women, you got women on your mind

Have a drink, have a drive

Go out and see what you can find

/ C - / / F / F C - / G / F C - /

If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal

If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel

Speed along the lane

Do a ton, or a ton and twenty-five

When the sun goes down, you can make it

Make it good in a lay-by

We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean

We love everybody, but we do as we please

When the weather's fine

We go fishing or go swimming in the sea

We're always happy

Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy

Sing along with us, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

Da-da-da-da-da, yeah, we're hap-happy

Da-da-da-da-dah....

Chh chh-chh, uh, chh chh-chh, uh

Chh chh-chh, uh, chh chh-chh, uh...

When the winter's here, yeah it's party time

Bring a bottle

Wear your bright clothes, it'll soon be summertime

And we'll sing again

We'll go drivin' or maybe we'll settle down

If she's rich, if she's nice

Bring your friends and we'll all go into town

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:37 am

along-for-the-ride;1254177 wrote: This one has my vote:

ARTIST: Mungo Jerry

TITLE: In the Summertime

Lyrics and Chords

Wassup with Mungo Jerry - great hairdos

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:21 am

Imladris;1254003 wrote: Loving you by Minnie Riperton (the bit where she screeches just makes me want to aaaaaaaargh!!)

Grandma we love you by St Winifred's School choir

The screeching is getting my vote anyday, anytime! I absolutely HATE that song!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:22 am

Bryn Mawr;1254252 wrote: Wassup with Mungo Jerry - great hairdos

I like that song actually!

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:27 am

Raven;1254310 wrote: I like that song actually!

And so you should!

Bouncy cheerful - quite inoffensive really :wah:

PS. Have I said how good it is to have you back and posting - long may it continue :-6

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:35 am

Bryn Mawr;1254313 wrote: And so you should!

Bouncy cheerful - quite inoffensive really :wah:

PS. Have I said how good it is to have you back and posting - long may it continue :-6
Wow! Thanks! Alot has been going on in my life lately that has eaten into the time I have been able to spend with my friends here. But I have settled into a reasonable routine now, so back to catching up with my mates! Besides, I miss you all. I am a much better person, both emotionally and intellectually for having such a plethora of friends to interact with! :-6

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:23 am

The Barney song.:-5:-5

YouTube - Barney "I Love You" Remix

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:55 am

Bryn Mawr;1254252 wrote: Wassup with Mungo Jerry - great hairdos

great song.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:58 am

my vote is for:

'If I could turn back time'

by Cher.

she's screeches!:-5:-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:41 pm

YZGI;1254362 wrote: The Barney song.:-5:-5

YouTube - Barney "I Love You" Remix

Really??? :-3

I love you...you love meee... :-6

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:35 pm

Having My Baby-Paul Anka

Some might vote for this one but I LIKE it!

We Like The Moon - rathergood.com

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:21 am

That awful Slade thing that's played every Christmas...think it starts "Well here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun" or something.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:45 am

YZGI;1254362 wrote: The Barney song.:-5:-5

YouTube - Barney "I Love You" Remix

I'd forgotten just how horrible that is

Zapata;1254659 wrote: Having My Baby-Paul Anka

Some might vote for this one but I LIKE it!

We Like The Moon - rathergood.com

I looooove it!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:11 am

theia;1254701 wrote: That awful Slade thing that's played every Christmas...think it starts "Well here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun" or something.

You dont like Christmas because your cold because of someone I wont mention. Poor thing.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:43 am

Theia, how lovely. Well, since one of my favorite people doesn't like that Slade thing, I don't either!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:44 am

Cher's

Believe ... do you believe in love after love

:-5:-5 ugh I can't stand her over synthesised voice in that song

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:45 am

theia;1254701 wrote: that awful slade thing that's played every christmas...think it starts "well here it is, merry christmas, everybody's having fun" or something.

hey welcome back young lady nice to see you posting again. :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:47 am

minks;1254782 wrote: hey welcome back young lady nice to see you posting again. :-4

I dont know how she can even type when shes freezing to death.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:52 am

Nomad;1254783 wrote: I dont know how she can even type when shes freezing to death.

You mean to tell me Boops has stolen her brown Cardi again .....

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:00 am

Nomad;1254767 wrote: You dont like Christmas because your cold because of someone I wont mention. Poor thing.

Thank you, Nomad :-4

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:03 am

Zapata;1254780 wrote: Theia, how lovely. Well, since one of my favorite people doesn't like that Slade thing, I don't either!

Lovely to see you again, Zap :-6

And I promise you, you wouldn't like it either...it just goes on and on...and on

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:03 am

minks;1254785 wrote: You mean to tell me Boops has stolen her brown Cardi again .....

I wasnt going to mention "her:mad:" name but since you have, yes.

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:11 am

minks;1254785 wrote: You mean to tell me Boops has stolen her brown Cardi again .....

Good to see you, Minks...I was only thinking earlier today that it must be well over three years since we all met in London...unbelievable!

Betty came over a couple of weeks ago and she was wearing the same pink cardi that I'd bought!!! Mind you, Betty could cope with the pompoms, I couldn't. When I wore mine, I kept shutting them in the car door, catching them on door handles and nearly strangling myself...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:14 am

theia;1254800 wrote: Good to see you, Minks...I was only thinking earlier today that it must be well over three years since we all met in London...unbelievable!

Betty came over a couple of weeks ago and she was wearing the same pink cardi that I'd bought!!! Mind you, Betty could cope with the pompoms, I couldn't. When I wore mine, I kept shutting them in the car door, catching them on door handles and nearly strangling myself...

Buck up little camper.

Pom poms arent for everyone Theia. Theres no disgrace in that.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:17 am

theia;1254800 wrote: Good to see you, Minks...I was only thinking earlier today that it must be well over three years since we all met in London...unbelievable!

Betty came over a couple of weeks ago and she was wearing the same pink cardi that I'd bought!!! Mind you, Betty could cope with the pompoms, I couldn't. When I wore mine, I kept shutting them in the car door, catching them on door handles and nearly strangling myself...

Oh Theia it has been awhile hasn't it, yes hard to believe it was over 3 years ago. You know I am thinking of returning in 2011 I really think a reunion would be awesome.

I believe I will have Jr Minks with me too.

Lets work on Raven shall we

Oh well the pompoms hmmmm if I were to have that kind of trouble with them, I would have had them all cut off by now hehehehehehe

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:23 am

Nomad;1254802 wrote: Buck up little camper.

Pom poms arent for everyone Theia. Theres no disgrace in that.

Yes, I know that, Nomad, but it's all beginning to add up to something that looks suspiciously like...

old age. The aching back and the poor memory, and now an INability to cope with complicated cardis. What next???

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:24 am

theia;1254811 wrote: Yes, I know that, Nomad, but it's all beginning to add up to something that looks suspiciously like...

old age. The aching back and the poor memory, and now an ability to cope with complicated cardis. What next???

it plagues us all hunny that darn old age.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:28 am

theia;1254811 wrote: Yes, I know that, Nomad, but it's all beginning to add up to something that looks suspiciously like...

old age. The aching back and the poor memory, and now an INability to cope with complicated cardis. What next???

Its not you Theia. Its those damned pom poms. No one really understands them and theyve done nothing but cause misery since their inception.

I curse pom poms.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:32 am

Nomad;1254816 wrote: Its not you Theia. Its those damned pom poms. No one really understands them and theyve done nothing but cause misery since their inception.

I curse pom poms.

YOU HAVE POM POMS? Can you send pictures??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:39 am

minks;1254818 wrote: YOU HAVE POM POMS? Can you send pictures??

I will ponder whether I really know you well enough to make that kind of leap.

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:41 am

Nomad;1254816 wrote: Its not you Theia. Its those damned pom poms. No one really understands them and theyve done nothing but cause misery since their inception.

I curse pom poms.

They're clever, no doubt about that...picture this scenario:

theia gets into car at hospital and drives to Asda (your Walmart). Along the way she notices an unusual number of other drivers acknowledging her with friendly waves (or so she thought). "How lovely" she thinks, and happily waves back. Theia parks at aforesaid Asda but has difficulty opening the car door. After much pushing and struggling, the door opens and 2 pink, but muddy pompoms come bouncing up and hit her in the face.

That's how clever they are...maximum embarassment and malicious wounding

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:44 am

theia;1254823 wrote: They're clever, no doubt about that...picture this scenario:

theia gets into car at hospital and drives to Asda (your Walmart). Along the way she notices an unusual number of other drivers acknowledging her with friendly waves (or so she thought). "How lovely" she thinks, and happily waves back. Theia parks at aforesaid Asda but has difficulty opening the car door. After much pushing and struggling, the door opens and 2 pink, but muddy pompoms come bouncing up and hit her in the face.

That's how clever they are...maximum embarassment and malicious wounding

Oh Theia, that is YouTube quality stuff dear girl.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:46 am

theia;1254823 wrote: They're clever, no doubt about that...picture this scenario:

theia gets into car at hospital and drives to Asda (your Walmart). Along the way she notices an unusual number of other drivers acknowledging her with friendly waves (or so she thought). "How lovely" she thinks, and happily waves back. Theia parks at aforesaid Asda but has difficulty opening the car door. After much pushing and struggling, the door opens and 2 pink, but muddy pompoms come bouncing up and hit her in the face.

That's how clever they are...maximum embarassment and malicious wounding

This is gut wrenching for me to read. If I had been there I assure you I would have come to your rescue and quickly forced the offending pom poms to surrender. I have some experience in these matters and I fully appreciate the wickedness involved.

Bottom line, this is Bettys:mad: fault isnt it?

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:58 am

Nomad;1254828 wrote: This is gut wrenching for me to read. If I had been there I assure you I would have come to your rescue and quickly forced the offending pom poms to surrender. I have some experience in these matters and I fully appreciate the wickedness involved.

Bottom line, this is Bettys:mad: fault isnt it?

Well, just between you and me, Nomad, Betty had hers neatly tied up around her waist when she came over to see me. I'm all for free range pompoms, with room to fly and roam, and I just let mine hang down. Look at how they repaid me

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:20 am

theia;1254832 wrote: Well, just between you and me, Nomad, Betty had hers neatly tied up around her waist when she came over to see me. I'm all for free range pompoms, with room to fly and roam, and I just let mine hang down. Look at how they repaid me

Its all behind you now. Let Betty have her flying roaming pom poms.

You dont need that kind of trouble.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:49 am

Nomad;1254822 wrote: I will ponder whether I really know you well enough to make that kind of leap.

I've been checking out that little dancin', shufflin' fella with the horns and I do not see any pom-poms!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:02 pm

Zapata;1254971 wrote: I've been checking out that little dancin', shufflin' fella with the horns and I do not see any pom-poms!

Do you supposed he's been around Verb of Nothing and is now pompomless? :sneaky: Poor Nomad! :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:35 pm

Zapata;1254971 wrote: I've been checking out that little dancin', shufflin' fella with the horns and I do not see any pom-poms!

My pom poms like Theias are not free range.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:36 pm

Peg;1254977 wrote: Do you supposed he's been around Verb of Nothing and is now pompomless? :sneaky: Poor Nomad! :wah:

ahahahaha ooooo noooooooo not pompomless:yh_rotfl The pompomader got him the pompomader got him.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:38 pm

minks;1254998 wrote: ahahahaha ooooo noooooooo not pompomless:yh_rotfl The pompomader got him the pompomader got him.

Your drinking beer again.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:39 pm

nomad;1254999 wrote: your drinking beer again.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh