Addicted to coffee

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:28 am

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:18 am

Hello, My name is Minks and I am addicted to Coffee

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:19 am

minks;1254013 wrote: Hello, My name is Minks and I am addicted to Coffee

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:22 am

Odie;1254014 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

It controls me, If I don't have any first thing in the morning it gets me by causing a head ache hmmmm the power of coffee. mmmmmmm

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:23 am

minks;1254017 wrote: It controls me, If I don't have any first thing in the morning it gets me by causing a head ache hmmmm the power of coffee. mmmmmmm

It controls me to, first thing I must have mine, funny thing its de-caff!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mind over matter again.:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:45 am

Odie;1254018 wrote: It controls me to, first thing I must have mine, funny thing its de-caff!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mind over matter again.:wah:

ODIE you are just drinking colored water don't be fooled go get the real stuff ahahaha oh I am kidding. My guy friend drinks decaf and when he makes it for me it is useless.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:07 am

For me it's the warm cup and not the coffee. I just like holding to warm cup.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:00 am

I was told that driking too much coffee can make you hallucinate......... well, that's what Elvis told me in the shop Yesterday,

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:04 am

minks;1254023 wrote: ODIE you are just drinking colored water don't be fooled go get the real stuff ahahaha oh I am kidding. My guy friend drinks decaf and when he makes it for me it is useless.

it tastes like colored stuff, its instant!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

why brew a pot for one!:wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:04 am

oscar;1254030 wrote: I was told that driking too much coffee can make you hallucinate......... well, that's what Elvis told me in the shop Yesterday,

so this is the reason why your like this?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:16 am

Odie;1254032 wrote: so this is the reason why your like this?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Me ???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pete is addicted to Coffee. We have 2 machines in the house that makes everything. I love Expresso but tend to bouce off the lampshades if I drink too much.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:01 am

oscar;1254038 wrote: Me ???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pete is addicted to Coffee. We have 2 machines in the house that makes everything. I love Expresso but tend to bouce off the lampshades if I drink too much.

I was told you bounce off the walls!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:06 am

Odie;1254043 wrote: I was told you bounce off the walls!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:wah: I have a dead line for coffee... None after 6 pm or I don't sleep

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:07 am

oscar;1254047 wrote: :wah: I have a dead line for coffee... None after 6 pm or I don't sleep

wow, you drink a lot....I only have one.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:10 am

Odie;1254048 wrote: wow, you drink a lot....I only have one.
My Turkish Pal and I will only drink 'Gold Blend'. The guys look in amazement when we make coffee as we both have 3 heaped teaspoons in one cup. The men prefer Turkish Coffee but I find that tooooo strong for my liking.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:16 am

oscar;1254049 wrote: My Turkish Pal and I will only drink 'Gold Blend'. The guys look in amazement when we make coffee as we both have 3 heaped teaspoons in one cup. The men prefer Turkish Coffee but I find that tooooo strong for my liking.

I can see why your bouncin off walls!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

do you have high blood pressure from so much coffee?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:46 am

I love strong coffee, my deadline is 10am. If I am in dire need (ie cold, pms and feeling tired) I will cut off at 3pm but that is like once every 6 months.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:56 am

Odie;1254050 wrote: I can see why your bouncin off walls!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

do you have high blood pressure from so much coffee? I had my blood pressure checked only last week and it's perfectly normal. :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:26 am

minks;1254064 wrote: I love strong coffee, my deadline is 10am. If I am in dire need (ie cold, pms and feeling tired) I will cut off at 3pm but that is like once every 6 months.

I have to have mine mellow, just like me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:27 am

oscar;1254066 wrote: I had my blood pressure checked only last week and it's perfectly normal. :wah:

:yh_coffee:yh_nailbi:yh_rotfl