Time to divorce Mr O..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:26 pm

I've learnt to live with the caustic retorts from my husband. Tonight he is in big trouble.

I was being nice... I am capable of nice on my good moments.

I said to him 'I will make you a lovely cup of tea'.

Did he say, 'That will be lovely'? No... He said.

WHAT TODAY ?????

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:29 pm

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:04 pm

Peter Lake has other things on his mind. Important things.

The flying bubble boy sparked his genius. He has plans.

Get out of his way and get your own tea and crimpets.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:08 pm

Nomad;1254523 wrote: Peter Lake has other things on his mind. Important things.

The flying bubble boy sparked his genius. He has plans.

Get out of his way and get your own tea and crimpets.
Please refrain from encouraging my husband. He spends far too much time in that shed and garage as it is. He has now even blacked out the window in the garage so I can not snoop. I threw the joystick to his flight simulator out of the window and it still has not dtered him. He needs no encouragement thankyou very much.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:14 pm

oscar;1254526 wrote: Please refrain from encouraging my husband. He spends far too much time in that shed and garage as it is. He has now even blacked out the window in the garage so I can not snoop. I threw the joystick to his flight simulator out of the window and it still has not dtered him. He needs no encouragement thankyou very much.

Oh my God !

You are clueless.

You didnt marry the chimney sweep. You married a mad scientist. Get a grip on yourself.

Now go retrieve his joystick and put some supper on so the man can eat.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:46 pm

Nomad;1254530 wrote: Oh my God !

You are clueless.

You didnt marry the chimney sweep. You married a mad scientist. Get a grip on yourself.

Now go retrieve his joystick and put some supper on so the man can eat.

I am quite happy to make him supper and the odd cup of tea but there are things that a girl should just not do. He enjoys cleaning the floors and the cat litter tray and if I was to take this daily enjoyment away from him, his life would be miserable. I have Increased the amount of time he can spend in his garage to one and a half hours a day. I am not retrieving that joystick. It's damn annoying.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:16 pm

oscar;1254536 wrote: I am quite happy to make him supper and the odd cup of tea but there are things that a girl should just not do. He enjoys cleaning the floors and the cat litter tray and if I was to take this daily enjoyment away from him, his life would be miserable. I have Increased the amount of time he can spend in his garage to one and a half hours a day. I am not retrieving that joystick. It's damn annoying.

Ah, I understand now.

Peters gone fishing hasnt he?

Hes not in the house so this is your opportunity to ramble on about kitty litter duties.

Whatever gets you through the night cretin.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:47 pm

oscar;1254513 wrote: I've learnt to live with the caustic retorts from my husband. Tonight he is in big trouble.

I was being nice... I am capable of nice on my good moments.

I said to him 'I will make you a lovely cup of tea'.

Did he say, 'That will be lovely'? No... He said.

WHAT TODAY ?????

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:58 pm

Nomad;1254546 wrote: Ah, I understand now.

Peters gone fishing hasnt he?

Hes not in the house so this is your opportunity to ramble on about kitty litter duties.

Whatever gets you through the night cretin.
Untrue putz... Peter Lake is on his pc taking off on his flight simulator and posting Interesting descriptive tales of fish on his fishing forum.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:59 pm

Odie;1254599 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl My brother is worse than him... they gang up on me.... shaving foam in the slippers tonigh me thinks. :sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:00 am

oscar;1254513 wrote: I've learnt to live with the caustic retorts from my husband. Tonight he is in big trouble.

I was being nice... I am capable of nice on my good moments.

I said to him 'I will make you a lovely cup of tea'.

Did he say, 'That will be lovely'? No... He said.

WHAT TODAY ?????

Why divorce him when you can stay and make his life miserable? :sneaky: :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:03 am

Peg;1254729 wrote: Why divorce him when you can stay and make his life miserable? :sneaky: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Very true.

If anyone ever asks him how long we've been together, he says... We had 30 happy years and then we met.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:39 am

Peter Lakes patience is wearing thin.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:45 am

Nomad;1254860 wrote: Peter Lakes patience is wearing thin.:yh_rotfl He'll love that :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:17 pm

Nomad;1254860 wrote: Peter Lakes patience is wearing thin.

do you blame him?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:22 pm

Oscar, did you get him some headphones to use when he's on his flight simulator?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:25 pm

G#Gill;1254990 wrote: Oscar, did you get him some headphones to use when he's on his flight simulator?

Its not a simulator, its a stimulator. Thats why they call it a joystick and thats why she keeps throwing out the window.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:39 pm

G#Gill;1254990 wrote: Oscar, did you get him some headphones to use when he's on his flight simulator?

Yes, I did thank you very much Gill. I got them in Argos. He actually managed to take off last night :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:41 pm

oscar;1254836 wrote: :yh_rotfl Very true.

If anyone ever asks him how long we've been together, he says... We had 30 happy years and then we met.

I am soooo going to use that line! :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:23 pm

Nomad;1254992 wrote: Its not a simulator, its a stimulator. Thats why they call it a joystick and thats why she keeps throwing out the window.

ohhhhhh baby, I want one of those!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:33 pm

Odie;1255113 wrote: ohhhhhh baby, I want one of those!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
It does not vibrate cos I've tried :wah: