What u drink tells the tale

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:30 pm

"What you drink speaks volumes on what type of personality you have"____

"WHAT YOU DRINK, SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU"

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality

based on what she drinks.

Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer

Personality:

Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach:

Play the slot machines with her.

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Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality:

Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach:

Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

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Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality:

Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;

knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach:

You won't have to approach her.

If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

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Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality:

Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach:

Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

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Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality:

Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,

actually she has NO clue.

Your Approach:

Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

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Drink: Shots

Personality:

Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach:

Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.

Nothing to do but wait,

however, be careful not to make her mad!

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Drink: Tequila

No explanations required -

everyone KNOWS what happens here.

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THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer:

He's poor and wants to get laid.

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Imported Beer:

He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

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Wine:

He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

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Whiskey:

He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

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Tequila:

He is thinking he has a chance to get laid with the toothless waitress.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:44 pm

Sounds like you KNOW! (about the toothless waitress!):yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:45 pm

Hang on Hops... I rarely drink alcohol... Just don't like the stuff.... Only at Xmas, i have a bottle of Irish Creme.... What does that say? Oh and it has to be in a lead crystal brandy glass with lots of Ice????

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:46 pm

Raven;1255499 wrote: Sounds like you KNOW! (about the toothless waitress!):yh_rotfl She flirted with my husband and I punched her in the mouth. That's why she's the toothless waitress. :sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:31 pm

Diet coke, please.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:46 pm

chonsigirl;1255509 wrote: Diet coke, please.

You reminded me of something. When I babysit the take-away at Weekends, I take delivery orders on the phone if they are up against It. These folk order the largest Pizza's, fried Chicken, kebabs, Burgers etc etc that probably totals 3 million Calories and then they ask for Diet Coke???????????????

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:49 pm

oscar;1255511 wrote: You reminded me of something. When I babysit the take-away at Weekends, I take delivery orders on the phone if they are up against It. These folk order the largest Pizza's, fried Chicken, kebabs, Burgers etc etc that probably totals 3 million Calories and then they ask for Diet Coke???????????????

What's wrong with that

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:00 pm

mrsK;1255514 wrote: What's wrong with that

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:wah: I am soooooo tempted to say to some of them 'Why not have a regular Fries instead of Jumbo large fries and spoil yourself with a regular coke?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:31 pm

oscar;1255518 wrote: :wah: I am soooooo tempted to say to some of them 'Why not have a regular Fries instead of Jumbo large fries and spoil yourself with a regular coke?

Hubby orders diet coke because he is diabetic.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality:

Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;

knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach:

You won't have to approach her.

If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
I'm not high maintenance but the rest is pretty accurate.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:42 pm

Hey - I'm conservative and classy, sophisticated and yet, on occasion, I giggle...

In other words, just an average stylish goddess!!!

:sneaky:

A merlot or shiraz, please, Bartender. Heck just line me up a glass of house red, Mate!!

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:52 am

Deit coke is better for your teeth?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:28 am

very good hoppy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i actually prefer the taste of diet coke

and have not had a beer for five months well almost on the 3rd of nov

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:31 am

I think I once drank a bottle of coca cola. It was on a school excursion. It was okay.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:33 am

farmer giles;1255598 wrote: very good hoppy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i actually prefer the taste of diet coke

and have not had a beer for five months well almost on the 3rd of nov

Congrats on that. I can't quite kick the beer habit.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:55 am

Rootbeer or water...what's that say? :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:36 pm

For me - Magners or Bulmers cider, fortunately not on the list but I also like white zinfandel!!! Red wine gives me a banging headache after just a couple of sips and white wine does too but takes longer!!:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:42 pm

shelbell;1255662 wrote: Rootbeer or water...what's that say? :wah:

Shelbell - yes, water is good!!

I don't drink beer - but in hot weather have been known to ask for a soda, lime and bitters.

From American friends I also learned to appreciate iced tea (but I have mine unsweetened). Great with lunch on a summer's day.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:49 am

From now on no more wine.

Been out to lunch (yes Jimbo I have been most of my life!) today for some friends 40th anniversary, drunk three small glasses of rose and a glass of champers - now have banging headache, shall stick to eating lots of pudding in future and skip the wine!

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:03 pm

yep thas me casual and down to earth

AW Immy he get the same with red wine, unless it is home made. I think it's a lot to do with the tannins and preservatives.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:26 pm

I love pinot noir and merlot but have major headaches afterwards.....You're right Mel....I'm allergic to the tannins in red wine......I stick to chardonnay.