Model Jordans Wedding

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:28 am

Today model Jordan (katie Price) is marrying Peter Andre at Highclere Castle Berkshire UK....it's going to be a bizzarre event...totally over the top but a diversion from all the c**p happening in the world.

The following info is 'top secret' by the way...but trust the tabloids to find out !!

Jordan will travel to ceremony in 'fairytale coach'

Her record breaking train will travel separately and be fixed at the venue

She'll glide down the aisle to 'I have Nothing' (Whitney Houston)

Register signing song....'Sign sealed delivered' (Stevie Wonders song)

Couple will sit on 'thrones' at the wedding breakfast

5 tier chocolate wedding cake...6ft tall

Evening party has a circus theme (no animals)

Trapeze artist attached to LARGE helium balloon will fly over castle

Firework displayThis is the glitzy side of Jordan. ...as katie Price, she is a loving mother of 2 boys (one with desperate health problems) ...I wish her well.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:02 am

dont ITV have the rights to it or something? when can we watch it?

i confess to kinda liking her, jodie marsh i have no time for but jordan actually as katie price seems ok

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:26 am

I guess we'll have to buy HELLO magazine or something unless the SUN does a feature.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:41 am

How tasteful!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:58 am

she's a good mom. her oldest IS desperately ill.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:50 am

LOL! She doesnt!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:50 am

I've seen her in my local supermarket...just like any other mum pushing the trolley round..

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:53 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Sorry but I think this woman has absolutely no class whatsoever. And not even particulary attractive :-3

Absolutely NO CLASS., but an astute cookie. I prefer her as Katie Price....

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:33 pm

Have no idea who this person is, and I have a feeling I'm not missing much. These elaborate, record-breaking, "Look how important I am and how much disposable income I have" type weddings just make me nauseous. Everyone trying to out-do everyone who came before them, making a display of a ceremony like this, only to get divorced 6 months later. It's pretty repulsive, IMNSFHO.

I'd have more respect if they just hopped over to Vegas to do it quick-like, it's not like it'll be the last time they do it.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:23 am

posted by Arnold Layne

Sorry but I think this woman has absolutely no class whatsoever. And not even particulary attractive

I would agree with you except I would give her credit for the way she is coping with her disabled kid not to mention the father that walked out when he found out the kid was not "normal".

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:47 pm

HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE HAPPY COUPLE..

I have no idea who they are either BR..

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:33 am

BabyRider wrote:

I'd have more respect if they just hopped over to Vegas to do it quick-like, it's not like it'll be the last time they do it.Agree with you BR, problem is, they would'nt have got $2mil for the "exclusive" if they'd have done that!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:12 am

abbey wrote: Agree with you BR, problem is, they would'nt have got $2mil for the "exclusive" if they'd have done that!
$2M for the exclusive, huh? They got ripped off, I bet she does this at least twice more. :wah:

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:03 pm

posted by carla

HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE HAPPY COUPLE..

I have no idea who they are either BR..

Don't worry you are not missing anything. Our tabloid press have a great time creating "celebrities"-total nonentities who are famous for nothing except being famous.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:31 pm

gmc wrote: Don't worry you are not missing anything. Our tabloid press have a great time creating "celebrities"-total nonentities who are famous for nothing except being famous.
Kinda like that bimbo-skank-trollop-bubbleheaded Paris Hilton?? Wil someone PLEASE tell me just what that twit has ever accomplished besides being born into a famous family???? Anyone?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:57 pm

NOTHING AT ALL SHE IS A TRUE BIMBO.. I DON'T EVEN THINK SHE IS CUTE.. :-5

Kinda like that bimbo-skank-trollop-bubbleheaded Paris Hilton?? Wil someone PLEASE tell me just what that twit has ever accomplished besides being born into a famous family???? Anyone?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:40 am

I started this thread as a bit of lighthearted fun to counteract the 'heavy stuff' that is posted about religion, politics, sick relations etc etc. ..... I think I've learned a bit of a hard lesson here. !!!!!!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:50 am

Bez wrote: I started this thread as a bit of lighthearted fun to counteract the 'heavy stuff' that is posted about religion, politics, sick relations etc etc. ..... I think I've learned a bit of a hard lesson here. !!!!!!!
Oh damn. Bez, I do appreciate the lighthearted stuff!! I really REALLY hope you're not offended by my comments, because they were not directed to you in any way.

I'm hard-nosed, cynical, opinionated, irritable, crabby, and sometimes downright nasty, but I never meant to offend you! When I see these million-dollar affairs it does bug me, yes, but please, PLEASE don't take that as you shouldn't post anything you feel like posting!! I am really sorry if I hurt your feelings, and you should post absolutely anything you want to post, about any topic. Just keep in mind that some of the replies may not be what you're after, and threads do drift, but rarely is there any malice intended.

I feel like a schmuck....

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:43 am

AW bless yer BR, yer getting soft in your old age! :wah:

Bez, dont take offence luv, none was meant:-4

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:37 pm

abbey wrote: AW bless yer BR, yer getting soft in your old age! :wah:
Hey now!!! Them's fightin' words!!! :yh_rotfl

I have no problem telling folks what I think, but I sure as hell didn't want to offend Bez! I like Bez!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:28 pm

Hey you guys.....no offence taken....xxxxx