You're Insane

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:16 pm

I have many attributes that in fact drive me to the brink of insanity. I'm an incessant clean freak. I'm a perfectionist. I'm rarely satisfied, I can never leave well enough alone. If I find one thing wrong I dissect it until Ive found 40 things wrong.

I'm very near to losing my mind.

How are you insane?

I know you are. We all do, its not a secret. Everyone has always known your a nut job.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:37 pm

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:49 pm

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:01 pm

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:10 pm

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:12 pm

My dark side was twitched

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:20 pm

:wah:

I rest my case.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:29 pm

I'm pretty much insane just like you Nomie I can't stop myself. :yh_rotfl

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:53 pm

That 1 is just eating you up, isn't it son...:sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:01 pm

you wouldn't dissect Odie, she's perfect.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:25 am

Procrastination... I am the Queen of that.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:26 am

minks;1259124 wrote: Procrastination... I am the Queen of that.

are you a drama queen Minks?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:56 am

I am NOT insane! And I have NO faults. :rolleyes:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:11 am

Clodhopper;1259006 wrote: ...

Clodhopper;1259007 wrote: ...

Clodhopper;1259008 wrote: ...

Clodhopper;1259009 wrote: ...

Clodhopper;1259010 wrote: My dark side was twitched
I'm with Clodhopper on this one.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:17 am

It's not me it's all the rest..................

Hmmm, faults, peculiarities, oddness, nope don't think I have any, oh hang on, bit lazy at times, bit pernicketity about table manners, other than that I'm damn near perfect.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:31 am

It drives me insane when spocks not here so I can drive him insane.

I call it insanity transference.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:35 am

Bibble bibble

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:16 pm

YouTube - Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away'

Never mind the budgie will sort it.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:40 pm

I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:34 pm

theia;1259255 wrote: I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

Could you post a pic or two?:yh_whistl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:08 pm

theia;1259255 wrote: I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

Does it match The Cardigan?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:34 pm

theia;1259255 wrote: I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

Im a little disappointed. This is fairly anti climactic. I took you for more the screaming "my cat will eat your face" to anyone that looks at you the wrong way.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:11 pm

Nomad;1259282 wrote: Im a little disappointed. This is fairly anti climactic. I took you for more the screaming "my cat will eat your face" to anyone that looks at you the wrong way.

did someone call a cat?

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:16 pm

Odie;1259307 wrote: did someone call a cat?

I thought Nomie said that Theia's cat is anti climatic.

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:55 am

I would post a photo, Floppie, but everyone takes a wide berth or crosses the road to avoid me when I'm out, so who would dare to stop to take a photograph of me? I discussed the possibility with Fergus, the cat, earlier. He refuses to touch a camera...he thinks they are a curse and serve only to objectify the subjective, and to glorify the body.

Zap, my woolly hats match nothing. They are random...they jump into my basket at Asda, I have no say at all.

Nomsi, my insanity is subtle. It takes a quiet path. In fact, I might even suggest that it's shy, which is, by happy coincidence, the title of my new book that I'm promoting for Christmas...A Shy Insanity.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:04 am

I'd like a copy of "A Shy Insanity." Please send me a signed, First Edition, along with a bill for said book and postage. And please hurry, my situation is serious!

Signed,

Your Fan

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:45 am

Zapata;1259406 wrote: I'd like a copy of "A Shy Insanity." Please send me a signed, First Edition, along with a bill for said book and postage. And please hurry, my situation is serious!

Signed,

Your Fan

It's a brilliant title, isn't it, Zap? Sadly, Fergus told me that he hates books...he said that books objectify the subjective (he didn't mention the glorification of the body this time, though he's always on about it) so it's still in my head, unobjectified

But, rest assured that if I had written it, you would have been the first to receive a free copy, signed.

Actually, I'm wishing now I had written it...I could certainly do with reading it at the moment.

Your shyly insane friend

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:09 am

theia;1259361 wrote:

Nomsi, my insanity is subtle. It takes a quiet path. In fact, I might even suggest that it's shy, which is, by happy coincidence, the title of my new book that I'm promoting for Christmas...A Shy Insanity.

The kind of insanity that sneaks up on unsuspectings.

Love it!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:25 am

theia;1259424 wrote: It's a brilliant title, isn't it, Zap? Sadly, Fergus told me that he hates books...he said that books objectify the subjective (he didn't mention the glorification of the body this time, though he's always on about it) so it's still in my head, unobjectified

But, rest assured that if I had written it, you would have been the first to receive a free copy, signed.

Actually, I'm wishing now I had written it...I could certainly do with reading it at the moment.

Your shyly insane friend

I tend to think "musically", Dear Theia. I can hear a song brewing, formulating, gathering, promulgating in your title. Help me with the lyrics, will ya? And maybe we can get Nomad to tell us if it's danceable. You know, after we write some music for it. Hey, Nomie can help us set it to music. He's got great rhythm and really feels the beat, Man! I feel some big bucks could be made here and don't we need it in these trying times?!!

Shy Insanity, why can't you let me be?

Shy Insanity, with you I can't be free,

Free to walk the walk (A little cane-tapping here for effect)

Free to talk the talk

Free to speak my mind

Wherever, whatever that might be. . . .

Feel free to jump right in there. Don't be shy.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:29 am

Zapata;1259469 wrote: I tend to think "musically", Dear Theia. I can hear a song brewing, formulating, gathering, promulgating in your title. Help me with the lyrics, will ya? And maybe we can get Nomad to tell us if it's danceable. You know, after we write some music for it. Hey, Nomie can help us set it to music. He's got great rhythm and really feels the beat, Man! I feel some big bucks could be made here and don't we need it in these trying times?!!

Shy Insanity, why can't you let me be?

Shy Insanity, with you I can't be free,

Free to walk the walk (A little cane-tapping here for effect)

Free to talk the talk

Free to speak my mind

Wherever, whatever that might be. . . .

Feel free to jump right in there. Don't be shy.

Right.

Well....this might be a good time to lock this thread.

We may have woken a sleeping giant.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:29 am

Zapata;1259311 wrote: I thought Nomie said that Theia's cat is anti climatic.

it was a joke!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl