Obama's health care plan.

[hoppy]

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the proposed (Obama) health care plan.



The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised

not to make any rash moves. he Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut

feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot

of nerve.



The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.



Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians

said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

while the Radiologists could see right through it.



Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons

said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."



The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists

were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole

idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.



In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision

up to the assholes in Washington!