Ya gotta love cops

[hoppy]

THESE 16 POLICE COMMENTS WERE TAKEN OFF ACTUAL POLICE CAR VIDEOS AROUND THE COUNTRY:

#16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile."

#14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired. "

#12. "Can you run faster than 2700 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K. I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket!"

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in donkey poop."

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4. "How big were those just two beers you say you had?"

#3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want to."

#2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS.....

#1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Please sign here. "

[cars]

hoppy;1263508 wrote: THESE 16 POLICE COMMENTS WERE TAKEN OFF ACTUAL POLICE CAR VIDEOS AROUND THE COUNTRY:



#16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."



#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile."



#14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."



#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired. "



#12. "Can you run faster than 2700 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."



#11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"



#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"



#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K. I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket!"



#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"



#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in donkey poop."



#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."



#5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."



#4. "How big were those just two beers you say you had?"



#3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want to."



#2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."



AND THE WINNER IS.....



#1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Please sign here. "
One better then the next!

[Imladris]

They're brilliant, I wish I was still in uniform and could use them myself!!! :yh_rotfl

[Odie]

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired. "



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