Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thou express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunt about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?
BUGGER!!!
No lofty Grecian Urn - go down much lower
I'm being monstered by a durned leaf blower
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter. Therefore when from sleep I rise
Blasted right off my pillow! Oh my word
And what's the sorry sight that meets my eyes
Fair youth beneath the trees I'd like to shove
Thy noise right up thine ass - that would be fair
Bold gardener never more then willst thou blow
Thy leaves at me a thousand decibel
Or more are just too much I'll have thee know
The reason thou shallst rot away in hell
In fact I think I never hurder
Better reason for a murder
Ode Not on a Grecian Urn
Ode Not on a Grecian Urn
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Ode Not on a Grecian Urn
:wah:
Thy cloven manhood of desire
bereft of charm and grace
with clutter and disorder swirl amongst this long since fallen place
The eddy of the crisp and sodden, rotting debris roils
and quietly it lands, stomped flat against the green,
the gardener must up and rake and gather all the autumn spoils
No decibel can haste the work that nature takes her time
When muscled guns would shoot and gust and waken sleeping leaves
Leave lie the work of previous Oak and Mighty Elm and Lime
Whispish silence carries Fall to enter drawing nights
No need to steal what lies to fade and mingle with the earth
White blankets hide the curled and yellowed drop to feed the springtime sights
Thy cloven manhood of desire
bereft of charm and grace
with clutter and disorder swirl amongst this long since fallen place
The eddy of the crisp and sodden, rotting debris roils
and quietly it lands, stomped flat against the green,
the gardener must up and rake and gather all the autumn spoils
No decibel can haste the work that nature takes her time
When muscled guns would shoot and gust and waken sleeping leaves
Leave lie the work of previous Oak and Mighty Elm and Lime
Whispish silence carries Fall to enter drawing nights
No need to steal what lies to fade and mingle with the earth
White blankets hide the curled and yellowed drop to feed the springtime sights
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
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Ode Not on a Grecian Urn
Methinks, sometimes,
Thou must only dance.
Thou must only dance.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.