Hello To All

dick123 · Post by **dick123** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:42 am

Hello Everyone

I m Dick from U.K.I m new member to this forums and i hope here can i get all the useful information and tips related to business,shopping,home,garden and all.Just share all the useful tips and informative information.Just connect with the forums and give and take of all useful tips.

I want to collect all the tips on home and all.

Thanks

Keep smiling

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:44 am

Hi Dick and welcome from Canada!

need any gardening advice, I'm your girl.:guitarist

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:52 am

Hello Dick and I just noticed on your profile page you are a web developer. That must be an interesting job. What type of websites do you develope? :-3

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:20 pm

dick123;1276617 wrote: Hello Everyone

I m Dick from U.K.I m new member to this forums and i hope here can i get all the useful information and tips related to business,shopping,home,garden and all.Just share all the useful tips and informative information.Just connect with the forums and give and take of all useful tips.

I want to collect all the tips on home and all.

Thanks

Keep smiling

OK people - read this intro, then read any one of the multitude of unsolicited advice carefully crafted paragraphs. One bloke can't write fluently in English. The other writes perfect, delicious, mindless advertising brochurese.

He's nearly at 15 posts..... getting coffee and popcorn!!

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:31 pm

Welcome to FG

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:31 pm

He is clever staying within the rules so far.:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:40 pm

Yes - delicious, isn't it, Carla!!! Trolls who get banned with their first posting are so predictably boring. Pleasure should be anticipated, prolongued, drawn out gently, savoured....

Future generations of Gardeners should be able to remember, whenever we are presented with a household hint - that once, long long ago in a land far far away..... etc etc...

:sneaky:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:11 pm

AussiePam;1276782 wrote:

He's nearly at 15 posts..... getting coffee and popcorn!!

AussiePam;1276804 wrote: Yes - delicious, isn't it, Carla!!! Trolls who get banned with their first posting are so predictably boring. Pleasure should be anticipated, prolongued, drawn out gently, savoured....

Future generations of Gardeners should be able to remember, whenever we are presented with a household hint - that once, long long ago in a land far far away..... etc etc...

:sneaky:

It IS delicious and clever . . . but not quite clever enough . . .

One so anticipates the 16th post ... what will they say ... what will they do ... the eager anticipation culminating in that wonderful orgasmic moment ... only to be let down as they cannot hold the momentum for quite long enough to complete one's joy as they greedily cannot wait for that final moment and end up in spilling their spam too early, a few breathless posts too soon, leaving one frustrated and unable to enjoy that much anticipated approaching cosmic storm of delight as they shower us with their gifts and opportunities from across the globe. Ah well.

*Phew! Now what was I talking about?*

Oh yes, I remember. The coffee has grown cold and the popcorn stale as that climactic moment repeatedly and sadly, fails to arrive.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:25 pm

Ere, av you lot quite finished ???? You'll drive the poor little bugger away with stuff like that, then where will we get our satisfaction from ? Nah................. don't go there Mrs ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :rolleyes: