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What if you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why?
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Jazzy;1278572 wrote: What if you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why?


Great, pick the winter when its freezing cold why don't you.:D
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Barman;1278574 wrote: Great, pick the winter when its freezing cold why don't you.:D


good one!:yh_rotfl
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I'd follow Spot home. Re-arrange his furnature, dis-able his pc, Leave panties in his bed, put his house up for sale, sew prawns into his soft furnishings and much much more.
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oscar;1278629 wrote: I'd follow Spot home. Re-arrange his furnature, dis-able his pc, Leave panties in his bed, put his house up for sale, sew prawns into his soft furnishings and much much more.
Why?
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I'd sneak up behind all those lads who wear their trousers hanging half way down their backsides and give them a good pull (down), then **** myself laughing!:yh_rotfl
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Imladris;1279123 wrote: I'd sneak up behind all those lads who wear their trousers hanging half way down their backsides and give them a good pull (down), then **** myself laughing!:yh_rotfl


No, pull them up & give a nice tight wedgie:wah:
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Would you two like some help with that?:wah: I'm up for it.
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oscar;1278629 wrote: I'd follow Spot home. Re-arrange his furnature, dis-able his pc, Leave panties in his bed, put his house up for sale, sew prawns into his soft furnishings and much much more.


As Abbey said............................. why?
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abbey;1278656 wrote: Why? errr Coz i'd be Invisible.

I'd also go to Nomads house and train his cat Simone to hook her claws into his gonads whilst he was sleeping.

I'd sneak Into Kathy Ellens house and leave her roses.

I'd sneak Into your house and Put Chelsea FC posters up all over your walls. :p
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Girls locker room.
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Nomad;1279211 wrote: Girls locker room.
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Jazzy;1278572 wrote: What if you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why?


visit my old neighbor who bullied and harassed me to the point of a nervous break down.



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Jazzy;1278572 wrote: What if you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why?


Pretend to be a Piskie
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Bryn Mawr;1279406 wrote: Pretend to be a Piskie


ok :wah: will make sure I have plenty of cold iron about the place then :D
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Betty Boop;1279414 wrote: ok :wah: will make sure I have plenty of cold iron about the place then :D


But I'd be a helpful one, mending the kettles and milking the cat :wah:
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Bryn Mawr;1279419 wrote: But I'd be a helpful one, mending the kettles and milking the cat :wah:


Not a mischievous one ? A well behaved one, ok then, will get rid of the iron.

:thinking: I don't have a cat, nor a cow...
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Bryn Mawr;1279406 wrote: Pretend to be a Piskie


what is a Piskie Bryn?:confused:
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The Piskie is a general name for a fairy race or tribe in Cornwall. In appearance they look like old men with wrinkled faces, and are small in stature with red hair. They dress in the colours of the earth especially green, using natural materials such as moss, grass and lichen.

Cornish Piskie: by Daniel ParkinsonGenerally the piskies are seen as cheerful creatures with a prankish nature. They are said to be helpful but also mischievous, helping the elderly and infirm whilst sometimes leading the more able bodied traveller astray on the lonely moors. Many stories relate to travellers being led into the wild moorland to become hopelessly lost because of the Piskies.

In many ways the Piskies are similar to the Brownies being helpful but also mischievous in nature.
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You really know your piskies !
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test airport security as I walked through the full body scan dealies ....

Meh I dunno what I would do, maybe sit in the boss's office all day across from him and just observe ahahahahaha
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