and how the Canadians made fun of the questions by answering them in a funny way.
Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Questions about Canada
Questions about Canada
Welllll...the answers were kind of funny in a "stupid e-mail" kind of way. You're not telling me that the Canadian government issued this, are you?:-3
Questions about Canada
hoppy;1285235 wrote: and how the Canadians made fun of the questions by answering them in a funny way.
Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
oh our secret is out.... actually we have very harty plants and yes here in Cowtown we can grow cactus.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
too funny if you head north you may see a polar bear but I don't think you want to.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Good luck
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
as long as the neighbors, park wardens or other people of authority don't see you
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
Geeze some of these cities are larger than many cities around the world how daft can peple get ahahahaha
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
I have seen the hippos in our zoo, they don't even race to the feed trough
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
where the sun don't shine)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
He ya we could use a few more knife toting tourists
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
we got vienna sausages in a can, does that count ahahahaha
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Ode to cow patty is a local fave
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Ponoka (local "institute" for the unstable
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
we ran off all the native tribes from there so everybody is the same size
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
I give thanks daily for people who ask these lovely questions
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
milk? He// it's always frozen forget getting any at all ever
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
sure we got moose, reindeer, elk, mule deer, white tail deer, horned horses, bulls, sasquach, yeti, ogopogo etc.... they love tourists
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
yes we prefer the queens english, mind you if you go to quebec they prefer you.... don't come
My gawd are we that poorly advertised out there in the big bad world of tourisim, those are just plain funny
Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
oh our secret is out.... actually we have very harty plants and yes here in Cowtown we can grow cactus.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
too funny if you head north you may see a polar bear but I don't think you want to.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Good luck
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
as long as the neighbors, park wardens or other people of authority don't see you
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
Geeze some of these cities are larger than many cities around the world how daft can peple get ahahahaha
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
I have seen the hippos in our zoo, they don't even race to the feed trough
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
where the sun don't shine)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
He ya we could use a few more knife toting tourists
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
we got vienna sausages in a can, does that count ahahahaha
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Ode to cow patty is a local fave
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Ponoka (local "institute" for the unstable
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
we ran off all the native tribes from there so everybody is the same size
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
I give thanks daily for people who ask these lovely questions
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
milk? He// it's always frozen forget getting any at all ever
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
sure we got moose, reindeer, elk, mule deer, white tail deer, horned horses, bulls, sasquach, yeti, ogopogo etc.... they love tourists
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
yes we prefer the queens english, mind you if you go to quebec they prefer you.... don't come
My gawd are we that poorly advertised out there in the big bad world of tourisim, those are just plain funny
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Questions about Canada
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
weed grows good out west, just ask Minks.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
only at night eh?
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
follow the Canadian Railway tracks.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
bushes? you mean forests and sure, why not eh?
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
if you can get to them before the robbers.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
on you mark, get set, slow!
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
north.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
why not use our plastic cutlery eh?
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
never heard of them.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
only on buses where needed.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
behind the street corner, just behind the alley.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
ask Minks.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Doug & Bob do.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
hmmmmmmm you can't always get milk, depends on the cow that day eh?
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Unicorns.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
if you can.
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
weed grows good out west, just ask Minks.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
only at night eh?
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
follow the Canadian Railway tracks.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
bushes? you mean forests and sure, why not eh?
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
if you can get to them before the robbers.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
on you mark, get set, slow!
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
north.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
why not use our plastic cutlery eh?
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
never heard of them.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
only on buses where needed.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
behind the street corner, just behind the alley.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
ask Minks.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Doug & Bob do.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
hmmmmmmm you can't always get milk, depends on the cow that day eh?
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Unicorns.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
if you can.
Life is just to short for drama.
Questions about Canada
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
hmmmmmmm you can't always get milk, depends on the cow that day eh?
Chocolate from brown cows eh
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Unicorns.
Hahahahahahaha how right you are Odie
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
hmmmmmmm you can't always get milk, depends on the cow that day eh?
Chocolate from brown cows eh
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Unicorns.
Hahahahahahaha how right you are Odie
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Questions about Canada
minks;1285279 wrote: Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
hmmmmmmm you can't always get milk, depends on the cow that day eh?
Chocolate from brown cows eh
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Unicorns.
Hahahahahahaha how right you are Odie
oh right Minks, I forgot about the chocolate cow!:wah:
they expect us to be stupid, so why not eh?:wah:
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
hmmmmmmm you can't always get milk, depends on the cow that day eh?
Chocolate from brown cows eh
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Unicorns.
Hahahahahahaha how right you are Odie
oh right Minks, I forgot about the chocolate cow!:wah:
they expect us to be stupid, so why not eh?:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.