I'm Getting out of California

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:16 pm

I am leaving, but not for concern over potential earth quakes, as mentioned by Truth Bringer in his recent post, but just to be safe, I have tied down all the furniture and battened down the hatches before leaving the house. I am now at the Sacramento Intl Airport using their Free Wi Fi on my new Mini. LA Intl Airport charges outrageous for Wi Fi. and that will be my next stop before going on to NZ this evening.

:guitarist

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:35 pm

Bon voyage, Lon ! Enjoy, you lucky bugger ! Sensible to have secured your home first though - you never know ! Have a good flight and come back safe ! :-6

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:36 pm

Have a good journey Lon, enjoy the sunshine when you get there and send some this way please! :-6

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:51 pm

Safe travel I will hold down the fort in CALIFORNIA for you. :-6:-6:-6

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:03 pm

Don't be goin' and gettin' any New Zealand girls preggers now Lon!

:yh_wink

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:04 pm

Lon;1293568 wrote: I am leaving, but not for concern over potential earth quakes, as mentioned by Truth Bringer in his recent post, but just to be safe, I have tied down all the furniture and battened down the hatches before leaving the house. I am now at the Sacramento Intl Airport using their Free Wi Fi on my new Mini. LA Intl Airport charges outrageous for Wi Fi. and that will be my next stop before going on to NZ this evening.

:guitarist Lon.. I pray that you, your loved one's and America will be kept safe through this awful threat.

Just a thought here Lon.. how about an exchange?

You come and live here In Bristol just a few short miles from Spot and I will move In to your Manor?

We have come a long way since the Thatcher Regime and the UK can now boast running water and some electricity depending on how many children we have down the mines.

Of course you will have to learn the Lingo which Includes 'Alwight my Lovveeeer', and 'Where you to look'. I'm sure you will grasp the basics In order to survive. You can play cricket for the local team and I'm sure Spot will gladly give you a tour of our famous Landmarks such as The Prison, Cadbury's Factory that you lot just robbed us of, The Bridge where people go to commit Suicide and even the Chedder Gorge which Is not a local woman but some famous caves.

You will have to eat the basic diet of Kebabs, Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas, Pie and Mash and Jellied Eels. You will not be allowed to hold a gun nor shoot anything but you can enjoy the sport of dodging the drink drivers on your way home from work. You can also endulge In Englands National sport of Binge drinking, Fighting In the Street, Assaulting Police Officers and cultivating cannibis In your bedroom.

How about It?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:20 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Ere Oscar, you've just told Lon about most of our tourist attractions ! I did notice you missed out the 'toms' though, on most street corners !:p

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:30 pm

G#Gill;1293629 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Ere Oscar, you've just told Lon about most of our tourist attractions ! I did notice you missed out the 'toms' though, on most street corners !:p Thanks for reminding me Gill.

Yes, Lon... Bristol boasts one of the most famous landmarks, The Fishponds Road. Here you can select a lovely lady, or man, or trans-sexual ( We have them all) from a vast range of Nationalities who can perform most sevices although I did find out this does not Include Valeting your car. I apparently needed one of the Windscreen washers that stand on every corner. It was a horrible mix up on my part and I was let off with a Police Caution, However, I am very cautious of any-one standing on the corner of the street with a squeegy mop these days.

BTW Lon... We do have the Olympics In 2012 although given British workman, the opening ceromony should be on time for 2015. We do have vacancies for security and car park attendendants If your Interested.

Post by **LarsMac** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:33 pm

Safe travels, Lon.

Hope there's a California for you to come home to.

Though I think I'd try to stay in NZ.

Not as crowded, but a lot like California, except the people talk a little funnier.

:)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:02 pm

After you have been gone for awhile, this song may haunt your mind:

YouTube - The Mamas and the Papas-California Dreamin'

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:36 am

along-for-the-ride;1293642 wrote: After you have been gone for awhile, this song may haunt your mind:

YouTube - The Mamas and the Papas-California Dreamin'

I hope you made it safe Lon.