Gill's talk mutter hut

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:00 am

Well I think I'm the 1000 poster here ! Congrats ME !!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:41 am

G#Gill;1292904 wrote: Well I think I'm the 1000 poster here ! Congrats ME !!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

congrats Gill!:guitarist

whooopppeeeeeeee!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:59 am

Odie;1292914 wrote: congrats Gill!:guitarist

whooopppeeeeeeee!

Thank you Odie ! Ere Mrs you didn't look at the previous page ! I did a post for you ! YOU DIDN'T READ MY EARLIER POST ! (:yh_rotfl just getting my own back :yh_rotfl ) .................................... he he he he :p :p :p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:52 am

G#Gill;1292902 wrote: This is for Odie ! Hi everybody !

YouTube - The two talking cats

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

thanks for reminding me, wouldn't have wanted to miss that one!:yh_rotfl

This one's for you Gill, I love you mommy!:yh_rotfl

YouTube - Talking dogs

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:09 pm

Thanks ! That is so cute !

:-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:56 pm

G#Gill;1292957 wrote: Thanks ! That is so cute !

:-6

I luv you mommy!:yh_rotfl

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:42 am

Hello Gill! Got some pictures (post 705) in my lodge I thought you might like to see

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/forum ... ost1293228

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:36 pm

Yep, I saw them, Jazzy, thanks. I couldn't get them enlarged like I usually can with thumbnails but never mind, the pics were very pretty. :-6 Such deep snow !

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:34 am

Hello Gill :-6 Wonder why tiny pic won't allow a pic to be made bigger :-3 Right now we have bright sunshine and it's starting to melt the snow. What a bloody mess out there now with muck and mud :wah: We are getting another 4 or 5 inches tomorrow so right now I will enjoy the muck

How are things with you lately?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:58 am

I've been watching you!:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:55 pm

I think I've got a peeping Tom :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hi all !

Thought you might enjoy the following ...........................................

Zen Teachings : (author unknown)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.

In fact, just **** off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgement comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgement.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass .... then things just get worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

21 Handle every stressful situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it. **** on it and walk away.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:09 pm

You've got a peeping Odie!:yh_rotfl

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.:wah:

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:20 am

Send help! I can't breathe :p

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:20 am

Jazzy;1293700 wrote: Send help! I can't breathe :p

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

:yh_rotfl Oh, poor Jazzy :-1 ............................. I too have difficulty breathing :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:27 am

No.10 - Only I lent a 4 figure sum ! Never got it back, never likely to now, particularly as she was from the family that all but destroyed my family with lies. I never want to see them again - loathsome low-life they've turned out to be. Good riddance!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:44 am

G#Gill;1293710 wrote: No.10 - Only I lent a 4 figure sum ! Never got it back, never likely to now, particularly as she was from the family that all but destroyed my family with lies. I never want to see them again - loathsome low-life they've turned out to be. Good riddance!

you should take them to small claims court.:sneaky:

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:16 pm

G#Gill;1293595 wrote: I think I've got a peeping Tom :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hi all !

Thought you might enjoy the following ...........................................

Zen Teachings : (author unknown)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.

In fact, just **** off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgement comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgement.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass .... then things just get worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

21 Handle every stressful situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it. **** on it and walk away.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:22 pm

G#Gill;1293710 wrote: No.10 - Only I lent a 4 figure sum ! Never got it back, never likely to now, particularly as she was from the family that all but destroyed my family with lies. I never want to see them again - loathsome low-life they've turned out to be. Good riddance!

they might have caused the trouble to get out f paying you back, its surprizing how low some people will sink !!!!!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:01 pm

Helen;1293746 wrote: they might have caused the trouble to get out f paying you back, its surprizing how low some people will sink !!!!!

how low will some people go!:-5

HI Helen, whats new?:-6

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:18 pm

Hi Odie, hi Helen ! It would not be possible to take them to the small claims court as this happened more than 7 years ago, and I never sent a reminder within that time, so it would have been chucked out any way. Besides, at the time I lent her the money, we were all on very good terms (they were like an extended family to us). She was moving to the south coast, about a year after I had lent her the money, so I told her to treat it as a 'bon voyage' gift, to help her settle in. She told me she wouldn't accept that and that she would pay me back - well she certainly did that all right ! :rolleyes: :wah: She only stayed on the south coast for about 10 months and returned back up here, because her daughters missed all their friends.

That family moved every year from the time we first knew them in 1993 !!!! :rolleyes:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:06 pm

G#Gill;1293821 wrote: Hi Odie, hi Helen ! It would not be possible to take them to the small claims court as this happened more than 7 years ago, and I never sent a reminder within that time, so it would have been chucked out any way. Besides, at the time I lent her the money, we were all on very good terms (they were like an extended family to us). She was moving to the south coast, about a year after I had lent her the money, so I told her to treat it as a 'bon voyage' gift, to help her settle in. She told me she wouldn't accept that and that she would pay me back - well she certainly did that all right ! :rolleyes: :wah: She only stayed on the south coast for about 10 months and returned back up here, because her daughters missed all their friends.

That family moved every year from the time we first knew them in 1993 !!!! :rolleyes:

HI Gill!

I know your on bad terms, but have you asked her for the money back?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:58 am

Odie;1293827 wrote: HI Gill!

I know your on bad terms, but have you asked her for the money back?

Odie, I will never speak to that bitch ever again. She can have the bloody money, and I hope she chokes on it.

Gawd, I hate that word, and never use it - (bitch), but in her case I make an exception.

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:23 am

22. Picture says it all!

Hey, Gill, can you loan me some money too? I promise I'll never pay you back :wah:

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G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:02 pm

:yh_rotfl I have seen that pic before, and I still laugh at it !

Ere, Jazzy, that isn't funny Mrs, that money business is a sore point. It has put me off lending any money ( if I had any !) to anybody ever again, except blood relatives.

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:18 pm

G#Gill;1293970 wrote: :Jazzy, that isn't funny Mrs, that money business is a sore point. It has put me off lending any money ( if I had any !) to anybody ever again, except blood relatives.

Sorry, Gill, I meant no harm by it :-1

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:22 pm

Jazzy;1294020 wrote: Sorry, Gill, I meant no harm by it :-1

I know, you narna, it just rankles sometimes. I'm not upset, honest guv! I still won't lend you any money though !!!! :p :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:04 am

Thank you Gill and I left you a present.

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:10 am

Jazzy;1294165 wrote: Thank you Gill and I left you a present.

fine, don't leave me anything.:sneaky:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:12 pm

I never mutter. So there.... hmmmpf :sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:20 pm

Jazzy;1294165 wrote: Thank you Gill and I left you a present.

Oh thank you Jazzy, they are lovely. I'll put them in my sitting room where I can look at them while I'm on my laptop ! :-6:D

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:36 pm

Odie;1294191 wrote: fine, don't leave me anything.:sneaky:

Don't be jealous, Odie, I'll let you have one of my flowers.............................

Just to keep you quiet ! :p :wah:

BTW thanks for the email - cute !

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:40 pm

woppy71;1294209 wrote: I never mutter. So there.... hmmmpf :sneaky:

Well, that aint what I've heard Woppy !

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:32 pm

G#Gill;1294214 wrote: Don't be jealous, Odie, I'll let you have one of my flowers.............................

Just to keep you quiet ! :p :wah:

BTW thanks for the email - cute !

The email was cute eh?

The rose is beautiful, reminds me of spring, thank you!:D

now.........I will be quiet.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:26 pm

Night night, also day day to our Aussie friends XXX

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:59 pm

G#Gill;1294367 wrote: Night night, also day day to our Aussie friends XXX

nite Gill, sweet dreams.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:15 am

Good Afternoon your time!

I brought you some coffee and brownies!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:49 am

Odie;1294617 wrote: Good Afternoon your time!

I brought you some coffee and brownies!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oh gawd....................I love brownies.......thank you !

Hello everybody !

:-6

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:52 am

Just to bring an Aaaaaah and a smile maybe....................................

:D :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:09 am

G#Gill;1294625 wrote: Oh gawd....................I love brownies.......thank you !

Hello everybody !

:-6

glad you like them, save me one eh?:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1294627 wrote: Just to bring an Aaaaaah and a smile maybe....................................

:D :-6

awwwwwwwwww so sweet!:guitarist

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:08 am

mornin guys,

boooooooootiful day today, as it has been all week. seems a shame not to do something with it :-6:-6

mite check the tide times in a minit and take the dog to the beach this afternoon.............

now working saturday nites instead of sunday, it was quite busy last nite so it made a change not to be bored rigid !!:rolleyes:

went to see my youngest daughter yesterday, that made a nice change.

think its next sunday our british summer time hours come back, another step towards better weather.

got the dog booked in for a short back and sides on tuesday, im not going into detail as to why.................... but it involved a large bramble getting tangled round his tail and legs, him going to the toilet, a pair of scissors and a bottle of water before i could let him back into my friends car !!!:yh_sick:o

anyway, its time for his morning comfort break so i better get on with it.................

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:25 am

Hi Helen, and everybody! Weather is nice and sunny here as well. Bit cool though, but just the job for a walk, so I hope you enjoy taking his lordship on the beach this afternoon, Helen! Just keep him away from brambles :wah:

Been very lazy today, so far. I have a sort of 'couldn't care less' feeling today. :wah: :rolleyes:

May be going out this afternoon, or not, as the case may be. I just don't mind either way :rolleyes:

Probably watch the footie on TV ! Such an exciting life innit? :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:16 am

Helen;1294948 wrote: mornin guys,

boooooooootiful day today, as it has been all week. seems a shame not to do something with it :-6:-6

mite check the tide times in a minit and take the dog to the beach this afternoon.............

now working saturday nites instead of sunday, it was quite busy last nite so it made a change not to be bored rigid !!:rolleyes:

went to see my youngest daughter yesterday, that made a nice change.

think its next sunday our british summer time hours come back, another step towards better weather.

got the dog booked in for a short back and sides on tuesday, im not going into detail as to why.................... but it involved a large bramble getting tangled round his tail and legs, him going to the toilet, a pair of scissors and a bottle of water before i could let him back into my friends car !!!:yh_sick:o

anyway, its time for his morning comfort break so i better get on with it.................

Morning!

nice to have a beach so close to home, I'm sure the dog loves running down it!

our clocks go ahead one hour next week also.

like you said, seems to be looking like summer!:-6

sounds like your dog got into a bit of a fight, hope he is alright.

been busy here as usual and looking for a part time job now as I need money, but there is nothing out there.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:18 am

G#Gill;1294952 wrote: Hi Helen, and everybody! Weather is nice and sunny here as well. Bit cool though, but just the job for a walk, so I hope you enjoy taking his lordship on the beach this afternoon, Helen! Just keep him away from brambles :wah:

Been very lazy today, so far. I have a sort of 'couldn't care less' feeling today. :wah: :rolleyes:

May be going out this afternoon, or not, as the case may be. I just don't mind either way :rolleyes:

Probably watch the footie on TV ! Such an exciting life innit? :yh_rotfl

Hello!

same here as you guys, nice and sunny, no complaints here!

lazy is good!:guitarist

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:04 am

Hello everyone! :-6 My new business venture is ready to open the first of April. I have filled out so many forms my head is going to explode (oh, well there's nothing in there to make a mess.) Thank goodness most of the new business forms I could do online. Just waiting for one more permit and the machines to be shipped and I'll be ready to go (to the poor house) :wah: Hope you are all enjoying your day and I think I have muttered enough for now :-3

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:52 am

Jazzy;1295005 wrote: Hello everyone! :-6 My new business venture is ready to open the first of April. I have filled out so many forms my head is going to explode (oh, well there's nothing in there to make a mess.) Thank goodness most of the new business forms I could do online. Just waiting for one more permit and the machines to be shipped and I'll be ready to go (to the poor house) :wah: Hope you are all enjoying your day and I think I have muttered enough for now :-3

That sure didn't take long, you must be so excited!:guitarist

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:00 am

Hi Odie ! No I didn't go out after all, this afternoon. Not feeling too good, got a sore throat and 3 mouth ulcers, which make it rather painful to eat anything grrrrr

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:04 am

Odie;1295022 wrote: That sure didn't take long, you must be so excited!:guitarist

Thank you very much Odie :-4 I had the business planned about six months in advance but needed to research the "supply and demand" factor before moving forward. I needed to find the right locations that have a lot of foot traffic and then submit bids. So far, so good as I was in the beginning only going to order 2 machines but I'm having 5 shipped out. My feeling is if it works then good for me but if not at least I tried. "Nothing ventured, nothing gained" kind of approach is how I'm looking at it. Ooops...I'm muttering in Gill's Mutter hut

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:07 am

Hi Jazzy! Good to hear you're on your way now. All the very best for the success of the venture. Now you'll feel all nervy waiting for the machines to arrive and be set up. Hey, Mrs, couldn't you have made it 2nd April, instead of all fools day ?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nah................ 1st April doesn't mean anything except possibly something to do with Tax year end !

I expect you won't have the time to spend much on here, once you're up and running, but we will be pleased to see you as and when you can make it ! :-6

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:20 am

G#Gill;1295032 wrote: Hi Jazzy! Good to hear you're on your way now. All the very best for the success of the venture. Now you'll feel all nervy waiting for the machines to arrive and be set up. Hey, Mrs, couldn't you have made it 2nd April, instead of all fools day ?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nah................ 1st April doesn't mean anything except possibly something to do with Tax year end !

I expect you won't have the time to spend much on here, once you're up and running, but we will be pleased to see you as and when you can make it ! :-6

First I'd like to say I'm sorry that you are not feeling well. This is my third business venture and I've learned not to sweat the small stuff. The machines are being placed and set up by the companies that I've ordered them from. I just have to be onsite while they are being placed and stocked. After that, it's just a matter of checking the machines once a day and they are all within minutes from my home location. The biggest problem is the one being imported as I have to wait at the airport for that one to arrive. You are right about the tax year as it begins April 1st here. I hope the joke's not on me :wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:53 am

Jazzy;1295037 wrote: First I'd like to say I'm sorry that you are not feeling well. This is my third business venture and I've learned not to sweat the small stuff. The machines are being placed and set up by the companies that I've ordered them from. I just have to be onsite while they are being placed and stocked. After that, it's just a matter of checking the machines once a day and they are all within minutes from my home location. The biggest problem is the one being imported as I have to wait at the airport for that one to arrive. You are right about the tax year as it begins April 1st here. I hope the joke's not on me :wah:

I'm sure it won't be, Jazzy ! You obviously have got things well organised.

:-6