What pissed you off today...........

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:04 am

Odie;1293916 wrote: 6 am?

next time......don't answer the door.:sneaky: with my three killer dogs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. that's the only way to shut their yaps:-4:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:25 am

southern yankee;1294119 wrote: with my three killer dogs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. that's the only way to shut their yaps:-4:wah:

oh gosh that's right!:yh_rotfl

just be nice to him and tell him you sleep in and to please phone first.

Bridget · Post by **Bridget** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:16 pm

My stupid bathroom scales that never tells me the correct weight.:-5

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:39 pm

Absolutely nuttin !

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:01 pm

G#Gill;1294357 wrote: Absolutely nuttin !

me to, twas a good day!:D

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:57 am

Waking up this AM and realizing I've been out of beer for 4 days. That my GF hasen't came by or returned my calls all week. That my son bought a new deer rifle but won't let me shoot it. He's still mad about my losing the barrel to his shotgun, I guess. That the maintenance lady won't let me hold her ladder or anywhere near her when she changes light bulbs in my apartment. That the bus driver on the route that goes by my building won't let me bring a lunch and ride his route all day.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:01 am

Aw, poor Hoppy ! Fancy the bus driver not lettin you ride his bus all day !!!!!

:-1

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:04 am

hoppy;1294433 wrote: Waking up this AM and realizing I've been out of beer for 4 days. That my GF hasen't came by or returned my calls all week. That my son bought a new deer rifle but won't let me shoot it. He's still mad about my losing the barrel to his shotgun, I guess. That the maintenance lady won't let me hold her ladder or anywhere near her when she changes light bulbs in my apartment. That the bus driver on the route that goes by my building won't let me bring a lunch and ride his route all day.

why do you ride his route all day?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:22 am

Odie;1294439 wrote: why do you ride his route all day?

Got nuttin' to do and all day to do it.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:45 am

hoppy;1294442 wrote: Got nuttin' to do and all day to do it.

why doesn't he allow you to bring your lunch?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:53 am

Odie;1294580 wrote: why doesn't he allow you to bring your lunch?

My limburger cheese/onion sandwiches smell up the bus.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:53 am

hoppy;1294584 wrote: My limburger cheese/onion sandwiches smell up the bus.

that will do it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:45 am

People that phone me but don't give me enough time to get to the phone to answer. Why are people so damn impatient these days?

Bevdee · Post by **Bevdee** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:04 am

a text message that got held somewhere in queue at 1130 last night... didn't come through at 355AM.

The silly little alert woke me :yh_sleep, confused me

, then pissed me off.

:mad:

Not at the texter but at the carrier. :-5

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:10 am

I used to leave my cell phone on all night, till I got fed up with non-urgent text messages waking me up. Now my cell phone is off after I go to bed ! Then as soon as I switch on in the morning, the text goes doo lally! I am so glad I have it off when I'm in bed now .................................... oops, well I know what I mean any way :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Go scrub your mind out, this minute !!!!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:15 am

G#Gill;1294662 wrote: I used to leave my cell phone on all night, till I got fed up with non-urgent text messages waking me up. Now my cell phone is off after I go to bed ! Then as soon as I switch on in the morning, the text goes doo lally! I am so glad I have it off when I'm in bed now .................................... oops, well I know what I mean any way :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Go scrub your mind out, this minute !!!!

who would be texting in the middle of the night?:-5:-5

Bevdee · Post by **Bevdee** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:22 am

G#Gill;1294662 wrote: I used to leave my cell phone on all night, till I got fed up with non-urgent text messages waking me up. Now my cell phone is off after I go to bed ! Then as soon as I switch on in the morning, the text goes doo lally! I am so glad I have it off when I'm in bed now .................................... oops, well I know what I mean any way :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Go scrub your mind out, this minute !!!!

My mind apparently doesn't need any scrubbing!?! I had to reread that - I didn't get it at first.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:05 pm

Nothing. Yet.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:11 pm

someone took a FedEx package from my mailbox!:-5:-5

Amythest · Post by **Amythest** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:17 pm

I don't like to feed the negative. But today I got stabbed in the back by some bitch, without a heart.

It was work related. and I should of walked out the door at noon when i started getting the vibe she was setting me up.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:43 pm

Odie;1294743 wrote: someone took a FedEx package from my mailbox!:-5:-5

Complain to FedEx. If the package was visible and reachable in your mailbox, the FedEx man should have brought it to your door ffs! That is no service ! That is gross negligence by FedEx. They should compensate you!...................disgusting.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:08 pm

G#Gill;1294754 wrote: Complain to FedEx. If the package was visible and reachable in your mailbox, the FedEx man should have brought it to your door ffs! That is no service ! That is gross negligence by FedEx. They should compensate you!...................disgusting.

I did, the driver said he left it there as I had asked him to.

I've never had a problem with them, someone had to have stolen it, as it was confirmed by them and the company that sent it to me.

I just don't know who would steal it, that just doesn't happen here, the only one I can think of is my mailman.:sneaky:

The company that sent me the package will have to re-send it.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:30 am

In the UK, if there is a parcel to deliver but the recipient is not in etc. a note is left through the letterbox to tell the recipient to fetch the parcel from the sorting office, bringing ID with them. It is exceedingly rare that a parcel is left 'on-view' to the general public.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:20 am

G#Gill;1294806 wrote: In the UK, if there is a parcel to deliver but the recipient is not in etc. a note is left through the letterbox to tell the recipient to fetch the parcel from the sorting office, bringing ID with them. It is exceedingly rare that a parcel is left 'on-view' to the general public.

Unfortunately it was at my request to leave it in the mailbox as I am not always home. I think now our new flyer kid took it, next time, I will just have to stay in for the day!:-5

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:17 pm

I feel like I'm in Comedy Central zone right now

A joke is a joke is a joke is a joke...........

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:16 pm

Jazzy;1295838 wrote: I feel like I'm in Comedy Central zone right now

A joke is a joke is a joke is a joke...........

You don't like the jokes? :-1

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:38 pm

Rapunzel;1295899 wrote: You don't like the jokes? :-1

I love yours!:-4:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:45 pm

Bridget;1294345 wrote: My stupid bathroom scales that never tells me the correct weight.:-5 SHOOT IT!!, BURN it!!, THROW IT OUT!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:50 am

Jazzy;1295838 wrote: I feel like I'm in Comedy Central zone right now

A joke is a joke is a joke is a joke...........

was that aimed at me just cos ive posted a dozen jokes in a row? :-3

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:05 am

Rapunzel;1295899 wrote: You don't like the jokes? :-1

I love your jokes as you always make me smile :-4

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:11 am

beowulf;1295993 wrote: was that aimed at me just cos ive posted a dozen jokes in a row? :-3

No that was NOT aimed at you and sorry you thought it was. Your jokes are very funny and crack me up

I am a member of another forum where it's supposed to be serious discussions only and this one woman keeps posting a joke in every single thread. I can take a joke and enjoy them but not when they are posted in a serious debate thread.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:16 am

Outabud.

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:27 am

Jazzy;1295998 wrote: No that was NOT aimed at you and sorry you thought it was. Your jokes are very funny and crack me up

I am a member of another forum where it's supposed to be serious discussions only and this one woman keeps posting a joke in every single thread. I can take a joke and enjoy them but not when they are posted in a serious debate thread.

no worries........was just a little paranoid

im a member of a forum with a serious discussion area...........one lession ive learnt is to avoid it

.....i tend to get into trouble :wah:

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:59 am

beowulf;1296003 wrote: no worries........was just a little paranoid

im a member of a forum with a serious discussion area...........one lession ive learnt is to avoid it

.....i tend to get into trouble :wah:

It's great having you here with us and I feel that a day without laughter is like a day without sunshine :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:11 am

Jazzy;1296009 wrote: It's great having you here with us and I feel that a day without laughter is like a day without sunshine :-6

thank you!:yh_rotfl

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:21 am

Jazzy;1296009 wrote: It's great having you here with us and I feel that a day without laughter is like a day without sunshine :-6

*goes off to find more jokes then :p*

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:59 am

hoppy;1296001 wrote: Outabud.

again?:yh_rotfl

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:58 am

hoppy;1296001 wrote: Outabud.

I'm on the way hoppy! :driving:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:40 am

Jazzy;1296064 wrote: I'm on the way hoppy! :driving:

suck-up!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:58 am

I'd much sooner have pages full of jokes, even ones I've heard before, than all those flamin WORD GAMES ffs!!!! I reckon people only use them to boost their post count :sneaky: It's true I have been guilty of posting in the word games, and I admit it was purely to either vent and get something out of my system, or to boost my own post count for some obscure pathetic, childish reason :yh_rotfl

As Jazzy says, jokes can bring a much needed smile

I thank all those who post jokes :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:06 am

G#Gill;1296077 wrote: I'd much sooner have pages full of jokes, even ones I've heard before, than all those flamin WORD GAMES ffs!!!! I reckon people only use them to boost their post count :sneaky: It's true I have been guilty of posting in the word games, and I admit it was purely to either vent and get something out of my system, or to boost my own post count for some obscure pathetic, childish reason :yh_rotfl

As Jazzy says, jokes can bring a much needed smile

I thank all those who post jokes :-6

You do the word games to!:yh_rotfl

with me, it has absolutely nothing to do with post counts!:rolleyes:

like you I just really enjoy them at times.:-6

jokes make Odie laugh.

What did Noah call the cat that fell in the pickle barrel????????------SOURPUSS.:yh_rotfl

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:12 am

theres plenty of other forum games that can be played......why not do some of those?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:01 pm

beowulf;1296080 wrote: theres plenty of other forum games that can be played......why not do some of those?

Agreed. There's nothing more discouraging that to tune in and see the screen full of silly word games.:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:22 pm

hoppy;1296102 wrote: Agreed. There's nothing more discouraging that to tune in and see the screen full of silly word games.:-5

:p:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:46 pm

It's like a tennis game

score 1 for the jokes

oh and we are tied

Score 1 for the games

and so forth.

Ok I am genuinely pithed off..... stupid woman who works here backed out of her parking stall at top speed last night without looking. I had to slam on my breaks or she would have hit me as I was driving past her car. The parking lot is covered in loads of loose gravel and I laid a nice skid out there to avoid being hit by her. I emailed her this morning and told her "a little caution at the end of the day when backing out of her stall is reccommended":-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:57 pm

minks;1296168 wrote: It's like a tennis game

score 1 for the jokes

oh and we are tied

Score 1 for the games

and so forth.

Ok I am genuinely pithed off..... stupid woman who works here backed out of her parking stall at top speed last night without looking. I had to slam on my breaks or she would have hit me as I was driving past her car. The parking lot is covered in loads of loose gravel and I laid a nice skid out there to avoid being hit by her. I emailed her this morning and told her "a little caution at the end of the day when backing out of her stall is reccommended":-5

a little caution?:-5

the dreaded parking lot wars, everyone has to be out 'then'.

I can really understand why you were so pissed off Minks, not sure I would have been that nice if it happened to me and skidded and god knows how many chips on my car.

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:16 am

stress

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:56 am

Odie;1296173 wrote: a little caution?:-5

the dreaded parking lot wars, everyone has to be out 'then'.

I can really understand why you were so pissed off Minks, not sure I would have been that nice if it happened to me and skidded and god knows how many chips on my car.

hahaha she is lucky I did not jump out and punch her really. My guy told me to tell her "you dent my car, I dent your face" ahahahaha good biker advise :-5 hahahahaha

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:01 am

minks;1296379 wrote: hahaha she is lucky I did not jump out and punch her really. My guy told me to tell her "you dent my car, I dent your face" ahahahaha good biker advise :-5 hahahahaha

yes, but remember you have to work with her!:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:02 am

Odie;1296380 wrote: yes, but remember you have to work with her!:yh_rotfl

that the idiot earlier this year rear ended someone and she went to her insurance company to get injury compensation,,,, ya I guess I could get fired for threatening a co-worker huh